Unfortunately, I'm not going to be able to tell you who killed who, and exactly what happened during the past day. But I can tell you one thing. Shit. Has. Gone. Down.
So this all started off on day 77. Klunk shot at Purrfection and died in her backfire. Now this did not go down too well with Panthers Elite. My sources tell me that Klunk shot at Panthers Elite because he was not impressed with Instinct being recruited into No Excuses. So he took action, and decided to put things into motion which have been disastrous for both families.
We had to wait 4 days for anything to come of this, and we were not disappointed. This is now all what I assume happened, from looking at the last kills and piecing things together logically. I am clearly going to miss out a few deaths, so don't go mad please!
It all started off in the middle of the morning, with Cushyy shooting at Dignitas and wasting his backfire. I'm not overly sure who finished off Dignitas, but he was swiftly dealt with shortly after...
Next up was Happysock. Purrfection did what any good boss would do, sacrificed herself for the good of the family. She wasted the backfire of Happysock, so Gunn could mop up and finish off the work. Family Dead, for now...
It didn't take long for No Excuses to retaliate, shooting at Gemma, and killing her swiftly. With the newly joined Peanut as underboss she died 5 hours later. No Excuses were re-made and stand now. But there is no Panthers Elite around, for now...
Seemed like a fun war to witness.
Plainys war rating 7/10
In other news, Nakai managed to make it to rank 50 last night. Congratulations to him!
I've never played battlefield in my life. But I seriously hope its like this when I do play it. Please bear in mind that this video does contain strong language, so Rey your not allowed to watch it, and I suggest you don't watch it in front of your parents or children
If you have an idea for a funny video, send me a message! Thanks ?
One day Quinny went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' Quinny was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber logged onto GN in the evening, there was a 'thank you' message and 6 credits waiting for him on his account.
Later, Clyde comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week...' Clyde was happy and left the shop.
That evening when the barber logged on to GN, there was a 'thank you' message and a thousand prison bribes waiting for him on his account.
Then Scotty came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' Scotty was ecstatic and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen members of Scotty's family lined up waiting for a free haircut.
Here's a question for you all. Both Xbox One and Playstation 4 are coming out in a few months time. Which one are you getting and why?
All your responses will be put in the next issue of the times! So Spam my inbox!
Well, I kind've won by cheating this week didn't I? But thanks to the 15 people that voted for me! Hopefully I will get a couple more votes after this issue, I might not, never mind!
I am planning on doing an interview for the next issue, or maybe a few ?
Also I will be bringing back a few competitions for the next issue. With money, credits and maybe even bullets up for grabs! I have a couple of ideas of what I could do, but if you have any pictures I could use for guess the gangster, specially horribly embarrassing ones of your children if they play that would be fun! (hint hint)
And thats really it, hope you enjoyed the issue. I know it was a bit short, but I'm tired and its getting late. I go to bed early now you see!
Much love x