The Harlem Shake

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You've probably heard of the Harlem Shake by now - but for those who haven't it's a form of video where people dance to the song Harlem Shake by Baauer - it was started by a small group of teenagers and went viral, replicated by millions worldwide, including our very own Rhys, here's his attempt: (His dad is the one solo dancing at the beginning)

If you're bored and would like to waste 5 minutes and 30 seconds of your life, here's a compilation of Harlem Shake videos for you...


The Times Answer

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"What's in your pocket?"

iBowan's pockets contains money and his iPhone.

PHX has £16.84 a bank card and driving licence in her pockets.

JAGGEDXD has air in his pockets.

MissCarla's pockets contains her son's dummy, a dry old wet wipe, mobile phone and a 10 pence piece.

GangnamStyle has 'fuck all' in his pockets.

ZombieNati0n has only bumfluff in his pockets, nothing else.

Scotty has things in his pockets which must never be mentioned again.

Shitler has a plastic leaf and a bus ticket in his pockets.

Mike has nothing in his pockets, maybe he is a hobo? Who knows...


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Make sure you watch it
That is all

The Tabloid

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This is a new article made by me...
send me any gossip or rumors about people and i might put it in. (or just make shit up).

Bullet Competition!!!

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The first person to send me 10,000 bullets after this is published (lol duh) gets 5 credits
2nd gets 4 credits
3rd gets 3
4th gets 2
5th gets 1

600th gets 88,888,888 mil (from mike)

Rubber Dinghy Not So Rapid

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Read the first screenshot from bottom to top, then do the same for the second screenshot. Sorry if this confuses you 8)




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PyschoKitty was asked a few questions, here are the answers she gave, exclusive to The Times. 8)

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

Do you have freckles?

Do you smile for pictures?

How many people have you slept with this week?

What size is your bed?

Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

What is your favorite movie?
Too many to pick from

Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Would never bury it only cause with my memory i would forget where i put it

What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

What is your favorite food?

What is your favorite type of pie?
Don't like any

How many bullets do you have?
Like im telling you that one

What did you want to be when you were younger?

Do you wear slippers?

What do you wear to bed?

Blondes or brunettes?

Nike or Adidas?

Can you curl your tongue?

Have you ever won a spelling bee?
Lol fuck no

Who is your favourite superhero?

Would you rather go to the Sahara Desert or the North Pole?
Sahara Desert

Do you prefer tea or coffee?

Whats your favorite color?

Would you rather be a carrot or a cucumber?

Thanks for that PsychoKitty, but who dips chicken nuggets in honey?? O_o

End of an Era

Written by Fish

I have realised, and you probably have as well, that the quality of the Times issues are gradually decreasing - I am finding it more and more difficult to find things to write about, I'm completely out of ideas for now.
This is why I'm going to take a break and let someone else take over, not sure how long for... Who knows, I could find something useful to do with my time now 8)

Ex-editor of the Times