Certain gangsters were randomly selected to take part in a survey for The Times.
We asked them all the same question - how many bullets do you stock per day - here are some of their responses:

Certain players were confused as to why the site would be down on from February 29th to 31st (as stated in the last issue). Here's a response from one of these players:

Guess how much $ worth of cars I have at the time of typing this article Day 78 02:12:32 it will be later on the screenshot because it took me like 20 min to type this because I was doing other stuff too.

The prize for closest guess; A fully tuned sport car, $200k or a mentor.

Rules
1 Must mail me the answer to me before day 85 at 7pm.
2 One guess per person.
3 If you find a mess-up in my compitition you cant exploit it.
4 I sent BarackO the answer to verify it and don't ask him or you're disqualified.

Clyde decided to commit suicide at level 39 - the question is why?
Well that's a great question, and Fish has been digging for the explanation (H)

Clyde annoyed Instinct and other members of the family Panthers Elite - he was kicked from the family and thought he was going to be killed... He had sold all his bullets and lost the money playing blackjack and decided to take the easy way out and kill himself.

Here at the Times, we think Clyde made the wrong decision - by killing himself he did Panthers Elite a favour and saved them from wasting both bullets and money. Silly Clyde

Video submitted by Warrior - the guy being interviewed is Kai, a hitchhiker who used his hatchet to stop a man that thought he was Jesus from killing people in Fresno, CA:

You may have noticed that this issue is quite small, so to make it seem longer here are some pictures of some cute animals, awww:

Firstly, my apologies - I did say I would release this issue at 6PM but had to bring it forwards slightly as I didn't want to lose my work if the editor changes.

Also the previous issue was slightly late but this was due to my internet connection, so on behalf of TalkTalk I apologise for the tardiness as it was completely their fault.

Here's another small competition for you guys...
The winner will receive $5,000 this time ?

And all you have to do is tell me this actors real name: