Will GN survive the end of the world?

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Created by the super talented Firnari.

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Auction House Scandal

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[10:31:20 PM] <LadyPurr> will you let all of gn know this auction wasnt mine
[10:32:04 PM] <Mike> no it was not yours ladypurr
[10:33:47 PM] <Mike> it has been verified
[10:33:56 PM] <Mike> the gods have come down to earth and let us know

This all happened in main chat in front of many witnesses after LadyPurr was accused of selling 50,000 bullets anonymously to Elegance.

It was found that as the bullets processed, she became a high roller, but this was down to other reasons, not the auction house.

So, to those who were wrong, please come and suck a fart outta my arse.
I have saved a few nice, juicy ones for Caedis and TomJones ?

Omie gets revenge

Written by Ronaldodonut


On December 5th, 2012, The Gangster Nation Times published an article entitled: He put too much faith.

It was one of our most popular pieces, and it generated a lot of comments and buzz. A forum discussion was made about the article, and what really transpired. According to Omie, Faith performed a malicious action by offering himself to be a temporary boss for Omie's family, and then kicked all the members when he had the chance.

But according to Faith, here is what really happened.

You didn't ask me to be temporary boss, you asked me did I want to start a family with you and I said only if im boss or underboss and run the family with you and you said thats fine. So i started the family then next thing you decided to Fxxk me over and decided that you and your friend will run the family, you wont make a fool out of me so i done what i decided to do same as any other player would.



You believe what you want. But one thing is for sure.

Omie:

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Two days ago, Omie kept his world.

When Faith threatened to put a 40 million bounty on Omie's head and stated that he had nearly 1 million bullets, Omie had enough.

Omie fired 50,000 bullets.








And killed him.

Shoutouts

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"Elegance, purely struggles in the path of donating to it's own flesh and blood"
Anon

"I'm still waiting for Omie to dick me"
Faith
This was said a little while before Omie did indeed 'dick' Faith

"Faith BOOOM"
Omie
This was said a little while after Omie dicked Faith

"My unbelievably sick talents are shagging my hand and staying 13"
Ramires


"If ya got a tiny penis wave ya bollocks in the airrrrrrr"
Infidel

"Sorry"
DaddyBird

"im the baddest motherfucker in town"
Badman

hi carlypoos ?
PHX

How is the rest of the world preparing?

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Pic De Bugarach

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Apparantly this tiny French town will be saved, read about it here.

http://travel.yahoo.com/blogs/compass/doomsday-tourists-flock-tiny-french-town-safety-mayor-192325499.html



Candles in Russia

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Lots of panic in parts of Russia, apparently candles are in high demand.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/dec/17/mayan-apocalypse-mania-grips-russia

The Armageddon Opinion

Written by Ronaldodonut

The GN times polled random people on this game for their opinion tomorrow's Armageddon threat. Here are the results.


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The Blue stands for: "No, not at all"

The Orange stands for: "I dunno, there are a lot of crazy people out there"

And the Green stands for: "Yes, very much"

There was also a "I'm not sure" option which received zero votes.

GN's Catchphrase

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[09:44:52 PM] <Mechanic> Fuck off
[05:42:51 PM] <Reaction> fuck off
[08:33:14 PM] <Barbie> Fuck off
[04:38:55 PM] <Infidel> fuck off
[03:19:18 PM] <Over> fuck off
[12:13:52 PM] <Rodz> fuck off
[05:35:16 PM] <Ramires> Fuck off
[05:23:30 PM] <SuperioR> fuck off
[04:08:46 PM] <EliteRobin> fuck off
[09:13:47 PM] <PsychoKitty> fuck off
[10:02:11 PM] <John> fuck off
[03:07:22 PM] <John> Fuck off
[10:23:49 PM] <TomJones> fuck off
[10:07:29 PM] <Aine> fuck off
[09:37:44 PM] <Ramires> Fuck off
[06:08:05 PM] <DaddyBird> fuck off
[06:10:04 PM] <Omie> fuck off
[05:12:06 PM] <Caedis> Fuck off
[05:42:20 PM] <TomJones> fuck off
[07:54:36 PM] <JAGGEDBLADE> Fuck off
[03:15:14 AM] <shitgun> fuck off

This phrase is used a lot, I guess it makes people feel more gangster.
If this was Twitter, #FuckOff would be trending

MISS UNIVERSE

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The final five contestants


Last night, the famous Miss Universe competition took place, with a total of 89 countries participating. In the end, it came down to Miss USA (Olivia Culpo) and Miss Philippines (Janine Tugonon)


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With Miss USA winning it all!

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Here are some other photos of contestants


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Miss Great Britain

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Miss Poland

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Miss Venezuela

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Miss Brazil


All results of the competition as well as information about each contestant can be found at: http://www.missuniverse.com/members/home

Aww

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If those girls weren't cute enough for you, then how about this?


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COMPETITION

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We have an exciting competition to announce that Tomjones and Mike have thought up.

Mike has created an account named Mayan.

For the duration of December 21st, (day 22) everyone is welcome to send money onto that account.

Once day 22 is over, everyone will be welcome to message BarackObama with their guesses on how much money is in the Mayan account

There is one guess per person, and each guess will be sent to Mike, who is the only person who knows the answer.


The winner will receive

-ALL the money on the Mayan account
-10,000 bullets
-50 prison bribes
-10 credits


That's right. We're going hard.

So let's get this straight.


GUESSING WILL BEGIN ON DAY 22, IT WILL END AT 6PM, ON DAY 23.


TO REITERATE, THIS IS TOMJONES IDEA.

STOP COMPLAINING TOMJONES