Full deathmatch update and analysis

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A whole lot of people are dying right now.

And also,

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And also, Bob(whatever number he is up to) is a terrible player.

A thank you

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Today marks the 18th consecutive day that I have served as your Time's president, and the publishing of my 14th issue. The round is about to end, and I will most likely resume my position next round. It has been a great time and I want to let all of you know how much I appreciate the voting and support.


So many times in this election, this campaign was counted out. They said our supporters wouldn't turn out, and we'd never see the kind of voter participation as we seen before. They said we'd be buried in money and special-interest influence. And they said that no campaign could overcome the political headwinds we faced.


Last year, a major GN player asked, "Is Obama toast?" As recently as two weeks ago, another ran this headline: "Can Obama win?"

Tonight, you all answered all of those doubts with a resounding YES WE CAN. By knocking on doors, organizing phone banks, and chipping in a few bucks when you could, you built a campaign that is unparalleled. And you re-elected me.

You also proved that millions of ordinary people taking ownership of a cause is still the most powerful force in our Gangster political process. You showed that grassroots organizing and small donations are not only the right way to win, but also the most effective way.

You proved that together, we can accomplish anything.

Here's to another round of a successful Times, another round of laughter, tears, discovery, and inspiration.

What is love?

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What is love?




LOVE IS THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU HEAR THIS AWESOME SONG FOR THE FIRST TIME

The latest Blackjack scandal

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In a shocking move, Mike has taken control of all TEN blackjack tables for himself after first removing all traces of the only two families that survived the deathmatch - Dilligaf and RENEGADES UNITED. Not only that, but he has rigged the blackjack tables to make himself rich from the money of unsuspecting players.

In the last 24 hours alone, he has managed to steal over $20,000,000 for his family which he currently runs singlehandedly.

Here are the blackjack statistics for Day 139, when Mike had control of the tables:


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Mad scamming going on

Compare these to the statistics for Day 138, when Mike did NOT have control:


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That's over a trillion percent increase in the House Wins...

This is simply unacceptable. This isn't even the first gambling scandal that Mike has been in the center of. We need to rise up and remove this menace from the game before he claims even more unsuspecting victims.

-Fish and Ron

LAST CHANCE TO VOTE!

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HERE IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO VOTE FOR GN'S BEST IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY


Best overall player

Best new player

Best ranker

Best shooter

Best family

Best single kill (please specify who killed who)

Best player named after an aquatic animal

Best times editor

Most attractive person that has access to administrator Mike's house

MESSAGE THE PRESIDENT, OR THE CURRENT TIMES EDITOR WITH YOUR VOTES!

There are some very tight races going on right now, if you feel like a certain player truly deserves recognition, here's your chance to say so. All votes will be shown in the results, not just the winning ones.


Results will be published either at the start of the round

Christmas Countdown

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27 Days.