Another times article already?

Written by Ronaldodonut

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ANONYMOUS KILLA

Written by Ronaldodonut

We have a very special announcement to make. Starting next round, an anonymous killer will be roaming the game, killing targets for specified amounts of money. This guy is really, really, REALLY, REALLY, damn good, so you best take notice. ?



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So yes, starting next round you can contact the person through me, and arrange your professional kills.

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SCANDAL

Written by Ronaldodonut

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-From an ultra credible source


Could it be, another gambling scandal striking Gangster Nation? Rock paper scissors, a fun game to play, or a citizen's tax? The times crew investigated, and found ourselves losing a lot of finances. And according to our HAAB realtime survey, so has 78% of the game's population? How is that possible?

Now I know what you're thinking? HOLD UP. How is it a scandal, don't you guys see who you're playing before you play? Isn't it really 50/50 to win each time, with a chance of a draw as well?

That type of thinking is what separates regular citizens from the motherf***ing president.

It obviously isn't that simple you see, something is up. Think about the last few times you played rock paper scissors. Who did you play with? Don't check your history.

If your answer is I don't know then congratulations, you're just like everyone else. This is a dangerous time. When the bullets are flying off the shelves, and out of guns. This is a perfect opportunity for an evil computer hacker such as the homosexual in the new James Bond movie to rig the RPS system to benefit himself. And somehow he manages to wipe your memory after you lose.


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Oh snap.

America has the best holidays

Written by Ronaldodonut


A holiday where all you do is eat to your heart's content without feeling guilty?

Yes please.


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VOTE, VOTE, VOTE, VOTE

Written by Ronaldodonut

It's that time of the year again, where the round is ending. It was a pretty good round, with lots of events and action. New players showed up and changed the game, while some seasoned veterans called it in.

Now here's your chance to vote for who you think is the best for various categories. I will post the results in a week, and I will utilize graphs to showcase the results!!

So here are the categories.


Best overall player

Best new player

Best ranker

Best shooter

Best family

Best single kill

Best player named after an aquatic animal

Best times editor

Most attractive person that has access to administrator Mike's house


SUBMIT YOUR VOTES TO BARACKOBAMA TODAY, YOU CAN BE ELIGIBLE TO WIN AN UNSPECIFIED AMOUNT OF BULLETS