Warning, not safe for work.
Might not be safe for life.
Infidel, GN's featured Hitler look alike has been caught in a massive sex scandal that is stirring up the game.
-Cartoon representation of a typical Infidel make out session
Now before we go on, we have no solid evidence of Infidel being a homosexual, although numerous references to male genitalia have been made by him in the past.
Anyways, it started with the classic whistle-blower.
[10:23:49 PM] <Spyder> yeah
[10:23:56 PM] <Spyder> i saw choke kiss infidel.
[10:23:58 PM] <Spyder> ON THE LIPS
Infidel takes offense.
[10:28:01 PM] <Infidel> [10:23:58 PM] <Spyder> ON THE LIPS [10:23:56 PM] <Spyder> i saw choke kiss infidel.
[10:28:13 PM] <Infidel> what have i told you about looking up whilst sucking my dick
[10:28:22 PM] <Spyder> 8)
A confrontation between Infidel and Spyder, that's it?
OF COURSE NOT, that wouldn't be scandalous enough.
[10:28:43 PM] <IManor> Infidel you did not get back to me from my message
[10:29:02 PM] <Infidel> Coz it was fuckin pointless
[10:29:06 PM] <Infidel> You told me you loved my toes
[10:29:12 PM] <Infidel> DAFUQ am i meant to say
[10:29:31 PM] <IManor> You was meant to say back i love your toes to
Now I know what you're thinking.
Ehh, IManor isn't really Infidel's type right?
[10:32:13 PM] <IManor> I Love toes in my bum and the licking them you can't go wrong with toes and a cup of tea
[10:32:20 PM] <IManor> then
[10:32:32 PM] <Infidel> You look like a big toe
[10:32:45 PM] <Spyder> THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
[10:32:48 PM] <IManor> What can i say i'm a sexy big toe
But he gets shot down.
[10:33:43 PM] <Infidel> No, just a big toe
[10:33:48 PM] <Infidel> With fungus
[10:33:53 PM] <Infidel> Fugly fucker
[10:34:25 PM] <IManor> You love it don't lie
[10:39:58 PM] <IManor> Infidel you make me feel not loved
It was after this point they break out into a wild Shakespearean conversation.
[10:40:23 PM] <Infidel> With that which you hath drunk tonight already, you’ll be as full of quarrel and offense. As my young mistress' dog. Now my sick fool Spyder, Whom love hath turned almost the wrong side out.
[10:40:41 PM] <IManor> Alas you are mistaken my lord. Fore heaven, an excellent song you sing, I learned it in England where indeed they are most potent in the art, I am for it, Infidel, and I’ll do you justice.
[10:42:11 PM] <Infidel> No, for I hold him to be unworthy of his place that does those things. Well, heaven’s above all, and there be souls must be saved, and there be souls must not be saved.
[10:45:24 PM] <IManor> To the place I must be saved, Tis well I am found by you. I will but spend a word here in the house, and go with you.
[10:47:36 PM] <Infidel> Hold your hands, Both you of my inclining and the rest. Were it my cue to bring you to the place, I should have known it without a prompt. Whither will you that I go to answer this your charge?
[10:48:15 PM] <IManor> Nay, it is possible enough to judgment. I do not so secure me in the error, but the main article I do approve; in fearful sense.
[10:49:47 PM] <Infidel> Okay what the fuck are you saying? 8)
[10:50:01 PM] <IManor> I have no idea... 8)
And neither do we.