Bricky Got Laid

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GN News

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Well well well, weve had a fam war and a family wipe out. Soul Eaters are dead! Shocking really! Blackstrar and echo got killed and the family was over. Have no idea who did it or why they did it. I also wouldn’t of noticed if it wasn’t for the nifty family events feature!

Well, lets get onto the juicy stuff! No sorry guys, its not a video clip of the simpsons..

So. I log on this morning and I see that Dappy is dead. And after sending out my spies I find out why Dappy died…He bank extorted someone in Brickys family (Also known as Gangs of New York). So yeah, Bricky took exception to this, and for the first time since beta I saw someone get killed for extorting someone!

So all the shit went down and everything! It was all fun for a few hours. Akasha even got to get her hands dirty shooting at Bricky and killing him. Later PHX shot at Divine and died in his backfire, who knew that Divine actually stocked, I’m also surprised he stayed there as he usually leaves a family as soon as shooting starts! Infidel later finished off Divine and then that was the end of Gangs of New York. In my opinion its kind of ironic with all the flooding that Gangs of New York sank…

And in all the crazyness that was going on with the killing and what not. Nitrous took $136million from N4sty B4st3rds black jack!

Oh finally. Wayne died again. Means I’ve got to re-find him and re-block him. How very annoying!

Well, that wasn’t it. I finished the GN news and then, something else happened. Something big! N4sty B4st3rds got shot! THEY DEAD. It has been reported that both JackDaniels and bethie killed Storm and Nicki. More to come on this next time when I’ve found out more!

Uk Top 40

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Just to update you on this weeks UK top 40
As of Sunday 28th October 2012



40| Amelia Lily -You Bring Me Joy
39| David Guetta - Titanium (feat. Sia)
38| fun. - Some Nights
37| Usher - Scream
36| Swedish House Mafia - Save The World
35| Florence + the Machine - Spectrum (Say My Name) (Calvin Harris Mix)
34| Nicki Minaj - Va Va Voom
33| Of Monsters and Men - Little Talks
32| Kanye West - Clique (feat. Big Sean & Jay-Z)
31| Mumford & Sons - I Will Wait

30| Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen - Good Times
29| Paloma Faith - Never Tear Us Apart
28| Jake Bugg - Two Fingers
27| Emeli Sandé - Read All About It Pt III
26| Little Mix - Wings
25| Leona Lewis - Trouble (feat. Childish Gambino)
24| Otto Knows - Million Voices
23| The Lumineers - Ho Hey
22| Ne-Yo - Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself)
21| Bastille - Flaws

20| Rebecca Ferguson - Backtrack
19| One Direction - Live While We're Young
18| Justin Bieber - Beauty And A Beat (feat. Nicki Minaj)
17| Ellie Goulding - Anything Could Happen
16| Conor Maynard - Turn Around (feat. Ne-Yo
15| The Script - Hall Of Fame (feat. will.i.am)
14| David Guetta - She Wolf (Falling To Pieces) (feat. Sia)
13| Flo Rida - I Cry
12| Disclosure - Latch (feat. Sam Smith)
11| Lawson - Standing In The Dark


UK's TOP 10

10| Naughty Boy - Wonder (feat. Emeli Sandé )
A new entry to this weeks chart, coming straight in at number 10.
Featuring Emeli Sandé, who is in a fair few songs in the charts at the moment

9| Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
Fallen down the chart to number 9, she's made it well and truly clear
they are never ever, getting back together

8| Maroon 5 - One More Night
Staying at number 8 this week, the maroon 5 hit is still
popular amongst some

7| Adele - Skyfall
Falling down the charts after the release of the new James Bond film,
i personally thought it would still be up there because of the film, i guess some
people are bored of it now

6| JLS - Hottest Girl In The World
Been around on the radio for a couple of weeks now,
only just been released onto the charts,
it comes in at number 6

5| PSY - Gangnam Style
The Youtube sensation is still hanging around, after a 10th week
in the charts, he finds himself at number 5

4| Rihanna - Diamonds
Rihanna find's herself at number 4 with yet another crazy haircut,
and has recently been reinstated as Chris Browns punch back

3|Calvin Harris -Sweet Nothing (feat. Florence Welch)
Calvin Harris falling from number 2 to number 3 in the chart
with yet another massive hit

2|Swedish House Mafia - Don't You Worry Child (feat. John Martin)
The group fall from number 1 to find themselves at number 2 after
a 3rd week in the charts

1| Labrinth - Beneath Your Beautiful (feat. Emeli Sande)
Labrinth is here with another number 1 featuring Emeli Sandé,
I personally love this tune

Mid-week chart update will be available on Radio 1 on wednesday at 4pm


I Call a Mechanic

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My car broke down today in GN land, so I thought I need a freaking Mechanic. Looked who was online and gave one a quick message and it turned out that I could of given him an interview at the same time. So I thought why the hell not!? Well this is what happened:

Plainy: Hello Mechanic, how are you today?

Mechanic:Hey Mimic, I'm great, how are you?

Plainy: I’m currently in a rather pleasant mood. So how many cars on average to you fix a day?

Mechanic: Well that's a tough one to guess.. I would say over 100 on average.

Plainy: That’s some damn good fixing right there! Why did you pick the name Mechanic?

Mechanic: Well! To cut a long story short.. Someone said in main "Why is mechanic in the level name? When it's nothing to do with it?" Which someone replied "Well you're wrong there, 'Mechanic' has another meaning. Someone who fixes things, a clinched term for an assassin" Which I thought was a pretty cool name. That's why I used it.

Plainy: Well that was a rather long reply! So how has the round been for you? What has been your biggest accomplishment?

Mechanic: I know ? Well.. I think it's boring this round although I'm happy how much my family got and that I reach level 40.. So good round I suppose ?

Plainy: Your not very exciting are you?

Mechanic: I can be if you want me to be ? Just not horny at the moment ?

Plainy: I’m only slightly concerned with that response…Why does you being horny make you more exciting?

Mechanic: You know why! 8) Don't worry your find out I'm pretty weird after time..

Plainy: You must elaborate please…

Mechanic: (letdown) ...

Plainy: Okay then, time for 5 random questions asked at random times. Lets go!

1) Have you ever slept in a shed?

Mechanic: No I haven't 8)

Plainy: 2) What underwear are you currently wearing?

Mechanic: Boxers, blue and white ?

Plainy: 3) Have you ever taken a photo of yourself in just your underwear?

Mechanic: Nope

Plainy: 4) Wax, shave trim or natural?

Mechanic: Shaaaaaaaaaaave ?

Plainy: and finally 5) How many dogs can you walk at one time?

Mechanic: Hmm I don't know! May look into that.. but as it stands it's two (because I have two dogs) ?

Plainy: Okay! You get the privilege of asking me 1 question and 1 question only. What is it?

Mechanic: Hmm.. Would you ever attempt to run around a live football game naked?

Plainy: Erm, the short answer to that is no. Lol

Well thanks for your time!

A Question From Jona

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Basically i'm going to answer a question,
and the first person to answer it correctly win's 6 credit's


Your allowed 3 guesses
Any more than 3 and ill disqualify you, even if you have the correct answer
All the wrong aswers will apear on my profile


So here it goes..

Which alive gangster shares a birthday with me?

I'll inform you of the winner and send out the prize on the next times issue

Thank you for playing!

Aine's guilty pleasure

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Your chat up lines

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So I was wondering, when your out for a few drinks and you see someone you take a fancy to across the bar. Or your at a party and that special someone is doing the Gangman style dance and you don’t feel like slapping them across the face and asking what the fuck are you doing?

What are your chat up lines? The best one will win 4 credits. So submit them to me (Mimic) so I can get a few tips when I’m out drinking and want to pull!

Movie Time

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Something that made me smile the other night. Wish my air Stewards were like this!

Word From the editor

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Well clearly there will be more to come on the story of NB dieing. They have already re-formed and I'm sure that we will have more to write about in the next couple of days!

As for now, tar tar. Remember the times needs you to submit things and get involved. If you don't it gets rather boring rather quickly!

Rate 5 stars!

Peace x