Hello fellow members of GN society..i am wiggums, chief of the GN police...i have a great issue today..dont forget to injoy voting for GN..(and bullets for yourself). Remember if you injoy this issue dont forget to vote for me as times editor(policeman)
THE TIMES BY WIGGUMS
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A PLANE CRASH IN MIAMI FL
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TALES FROM DISPATCH
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{wiggum}-dispatch this is papa bear do you copy?
{dispatch}-copy
{wiggum}-in pursuit of a white vehicle headed west on beale St..need assistance
{dispatch}-chief..i can see your patrol car right outside the window
{wiggum}-copy that, i dropped my powdered donut it is now rolling down the street need assistance
{dispatch}-assistance denied
{wiggums}-copy that...(muffled)..good bye sweet donut
FUTURE POLICE CARS
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Super Truck
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A truck was found by the side of the road with a dead body in it...several investigators have identified the body as drfish who was found dead after an attempt to kill somebody..dont do a drive by in a truck..even if the truck is super tuned up..here are the stats of that truck..RIP drfish
Do Not Enter!!!
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THATS ALL FOR NOW
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Well i hope you injoyed my first issue..sorry its so short...i will work on a longer one later in the week...remember to keep rankin and spankin people...and stay out of trouble(Y)
your faithful officer
Chief Clancy Wiggum
AKA Wiggums(POLICEMAN)?