THE TIMES BY WIGGUMS

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Hello fellow members of GN society..i am wiggums, chief of the GN police...i have a great issue today..dont forget to injoy voting for GN..(and bullets for yourself). Remember if you injoy this issue dont forget to vote for me as times editor(policeman)

A PLANE CRASH IN MIAMI FL

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TALES FROM DISPATCH

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{wiggum}-dispatch this is papa bear do you copy?
{dispatch}-copy
{wiggum}-in pursuit of a white vehicle headed west on beale St..need assistance
{dispatch}-chief..i can see your patrol car right outside the window
{wiggum}-copy that, i dropped my powdered donut it is now rolling down the street need assistance
{dispatch}-assistance denied
{wiggums}-copy that...(muffled)..good bye sweet donut

FUTURE POLICE CARS

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Super Truck

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A truck was found by the side of the road with a dead body in it...several investigators have identified the body as drfish who was found dead after an attempt to kill somebody..dont do a drive by in a truck..even if the truck is super tuned up..here are the stats of that truck..RIP drfish
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Do Not Enter!!!

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THATS ALL FOR NOW

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Well i hope you injoyed my first issue..sorry its so short...i will work on a longer one later in the week...remember to keep rankin and spankin people...and stay out of trouble(Y)


your faithful officer
Chief Clancy Wiggum
AKA Wiggums(POLICEMAN)?