"Around's" Paper, B4 He Died Yday

Written by ZombieN4tioN

'Around' has a load of content left here from which he didn't get the chance to publish so rather than ignoring it or deleting it (or the next times editor deleting it) i though i'd share it with ya'll.

p.s Yes it say's above "written by zombienation" obv it isn't, it just wouldn't let me change that. ALL of the content is credited to 'Around', i haven't read it so i'm not sure if it's outdated and tbh i don't reli care if it is. There's some pics and convo's of some sort he had so yeah, enjoy..

The Times With Around..

Written by Around

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Funny & Cheesy Chat Up Line!

Written by Around

HEY! So I've Been Looking For Some Of The BEST CHAT UP LINES! I've Found Some Very Disturbing, Some Funny And Some Well MIGHT Just Work! Here Is A Few I've Found And Some Of What Our Fellow Gangsters Are Using To Either Get Laid Or Get Slapped LOL!.

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1. I would call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut!
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, we're having sex, cause I'm stronger than you
3. Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
4. Are you a racehorse? Cause when I ride you'll always finish first.
5. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
6. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
7. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
8. Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
9. Hey babe, wanna see my baby elephant?
10. Hi, are you Jamaican? Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.

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Interview With The Main Man Himself

Written by Around


Around
Well Good Afternoon Mr? Mrs Miss Hero?
Hero
Mr Eagle, afternoon sir
Around
How long have you been playing GN?
Hero
On and off since round 4 I believe so around 4 years ish
Around
Nice! so fairly new compared with some of the OG's as they call themselves, so in a few words for anyone who have not been keeping up what the schedule for the 'Purge'!
Hero
It’s annually init be back next year, Na idk was just abit of boredom nothing happening so why not shoot
Around
lmfaoo! always good to spice the game up! so can you remember how many fams dropped in the purge! and do you care to rub salt in the wound and name the fallen families lol!
Hero
Idk 3 were targeted and a few remade and shot back so 5 I think but not sure shot and went bed haha
Around
What player playing now or no longer plays helped you out the most and taught you the ropes?
Hero
My first gn friend was probs lethal tbh so you can blame him for everything,Also shoutout to all reds, the best fam to ever play. Period
Around
LMAO! They have a few shout outs to you aswell 😉 will have to wait until this is published tho lol! & I guess would only be fair to flip the original question and ask who is your worst enemy on the game playing or again not playing someone you dislike and would like to throw some abuse at 😃
Hero
I expect scruffy, ego and cunt to be quite popular, and erm, Fuck blues 😂
Around
short and sweet lol 😃 so quick fire round 😉 just one word needed unless you really need to get your point across. first up tea or Coffee..?
Hero
Tea
Around
Blondes Or Brunettes
Hero
Blondes
Around
Ass Man Or Boobs?
Hero
Both?
Around
fair and last but not least who is the superior bird seagull or penguin?
Hero
I prefer penguins. But Eagle is superior to both
Around
thank you 😃! well thats been great talking with you! and all the best getting to level 50! is there anything else you wanna end with?
Hero
Don’t gn and drive
Around
great advice lol 😃! good luck pal great speaking with you!

SO I ASKED WHAT REDS THOUGHT ABOUT HERO USING JUST THREE WORDS!

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WHEN BUTCHIE FUCKS YOU OVER IN RL

Written by Around

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FALLEN FAMILIES

Written by Around

Fury was killed by Kisame whilst in The Elites. There was no underboss to take over so the family split up.

NicolaGentil was killed by Detective0 whilst in Balkan. There was no underboss to take over so the family split up.

Sir was killed by an Uknown whilst in Bad Wolves. There was no underboss to take over so the family split up.

BeefCurtain was killed by Puppet943 whilst in Naughty Wolves. There was no underboss to take over so the family split up.

SnopySerbia was killed by Daruma whilst in New Balkan. There was no underboss to take over so the family split up.

DonCorly was killed by Detective0 whilst in Santobello. There was no underboss to take over so the family split up.