Welcome to the times issue 313, I wasn't planning on doing times but after seeing the shit show that was issue 312, I thought fuck it why not, So welcome to my issue, Hope you enjoy and criticism is welcomed. Aslong as it's not Wayne because he's just a narcissistic cunt.
Basically, Everyones hiding, As helt would say, Because they're cowards, JuiceWRLD opened fire on Babymama and killed her, Using this absolute fucking banger of a one liner.
JuiceWRLD also opened fire on DarthVader
Guess not Mick lad
Nidoqueen opened fire on Madara, The slimy fuck, (Not biased)
Then Nidoqueen was killed, Silent? Really?
Zaci opened fire on Painterhoe, Then painted the walls red with her brains, Killing her instantly.
Nidoking shot himself, The dickhead, He died. If he didn't he would feel pretty stupid.. Who fails shooting themself?
Yeah, It's a work in progress, But I sadly can't include a giveaway in this times issue, Sorry about that guys, I know everyone likes free shit, I'll be sure to work on it
I said i'd shotgun a beer at 60 votes, And somehow 80 of you dickheads voted for me, Is there even 80 players on this game? Nah but in all seriousness, Thank you for the votes, And I hope you all have a wonderful day <3
PS. I slightly rushed this times because I knew you cunts were hungry after the whole babymama situation, So enjoy.