The Siriusly Good Read..

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Who Killed Who...?

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Milkshake did't bring any boys to the yard so MikeMaker made thirsty work and ended him!

Eggplant was left with egg on his face when Shitgunchat scrambled him, he quickly saved his blushes by recovering the detectives jumping on his Tricearatops and showing them why dinosaurs was a force to be messed with, killing Shitgunchat add salt to the wound it was only a two minute account! Naaaaah the resurrection of ShitgunChat then made dinosaurs exstinct again with a big bang to end Tricearatops

ColdAngels little baby wrists was no match for Kiss and died in backfire, rumors has it he cried for an hour after!

Sasuke obviously didn't read the suicide article in the last Times and didn't ask for no help sadly ended his own life!

Safety was a very naughty boy! and was AdminKilled take note boys and girls this is why you should not do drugs!

Necrophil1ac woke up on the wrong side of the bed in a bad mood and opened fire killing Kazart, bh9 and Sanalk and still lives to tell the tale..

A gamble paid off for Arft123 killing GlobalMoney shame he wont be spending his winnings as he was shortly killed silently!

Florenzi made light work of paperweight only to suffer a major paper cut later died in hospital.


Did You Know..?

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Shout Outs

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Drunkie
shout out to those who dont put up with that pedo shit.... apparently slimz does
YGRedd434
Oh ok. Just give a shout out to my momma and my aunty for raising me
Seagull
I wanna shout out immortals for letting me steal their chips, shout out Goonies for letting me crap on their cars and shout out myself for being so good looking
Zanda
Shout out to fenn for having a good taste in takeaways
KingTwat
Shout out to langerz, hes a prick
zaR
- Sirius is shit
- Seagull is the best bird on the game
- Kingtwat best twat around
- Shoutout to slimz for being the best king

SMILE BE HAPPY! :D

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Life Always Seems Better When You've Got A Smile On Your Face..

- I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.
- Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.
- The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything".
- Say what you want about deaf people...
- I've spent the last four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no-one will do it.
- I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home all the signs were there.
- I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.
- You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back what you've lost is a pigeon.
[i]- My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk.

- Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
- As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.
- PMS jokes are not funny or appropriate. Period!
- Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner.
- Where there's a will, there's a relative.
- Hedgehogs, eh? Why can't they just share the hedge?
- Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

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JOKES FROM THE JOKER 69 HIMSELF!

What does the sign on a closed brothel say: Beat it, we're closed
Why was the guitar teacher arrested, For fingering A Minor
Whats the difference between a Zit and a Priest, a Zit will wait until you're 12 before it comes on your face
Whats long and hard and full of seman, a submarine.

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VIDEO OF THE WEEK!

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WEEKLY GIVE AWAY

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SIMPLY RE ARRANGE THE LETTERS TO MAKE WORDS RELATED TO GN

ZLSIM SAH ON TRWISS
NKIG WTTA SI A MMSREAH RUPPOSERT
CEMREDES
LYDAN SI AD IKNG
AESGULL
COTVAIA SI LAEAX
BNRAIOW PLIS
UTSHOGNS A RVIGIN

FIRST TO GUESS ALL ANAGRAMS WILL BE AWARDED 10 CREDITS!
I WILL GET MRWHITE TO ANNOUNCE ON HIS TIMES THE WINNER

THANK YOU!

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THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR VOTING ME FOR TIMES IT HAS BEEN FUN! I WILL CONTINUE DOING THEM MAYBE IN A FEW WEEKS BUT GOOD LUCK TO WHOEVER WINS IT THIS WEEK, LIKE TO LEAVE IT HERE BY SAYING THANK YOU FOR READING ALL MY TRUE FACTS :D!!