A Siriusly Good Read..!

Written by Sirius

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The Game Awoken Yellows Left Sleeping!

Written by Sirius

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So An Eventful Few Days, With Immortals Going Head To Head To Leave Gambinos Left Wondering What If..! I Catched Up With A Few Of The Survivors To Get There Take On Things!

First Up & Consequently The First Down!
ESTHER AKA SARDINIA KILLED BY KINGLANGERZ

Sirius
Hi I’m doing an article in the times about the war that woke up the game! In a few words what was your take and involvement in the war please and what was you reasons. Thank you.
Esther
which war? the immortal v gambino? or you mean something else? πŸ˜‚
Sirius
Yeah that one lol
Esther
It Was Sad I Was The First One Shot :( It Happened Because Of False Info, So Immortals Shot First Or So I Was Told
Sirius
Do You Think Gambino Will Return Again This Round
Esther
At This Current Stage Not Likely, But I Could Be Wrong Who Knows.
Sirius
Well Thank You For Your TimeπŸ˜ƒ
Esther
No Problem Any Time.
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Next Up The Man Who Gave The Green Light
KINGTWAT

Sirius
Hi I’m doing an article in the times about the war that woke up the game! In a few words what was your take and involvement in the war please and what was you reasons. Thank you.
KingTwat
Needed to liven the game up
Sirius
and who was the first to die
KingTwat
Erm langerz shot Sardinia
Sirius
what was the most satisfying kill you saw πŸ˜ƒ which really made you smile!
KingTwat
Shitgun getting merked
Sirius
Maybe a little bit late to the game I was however someone did say at one stage you was all in the same family what happened?πŸ˜ƒ
KingTwat
Basically trip missy and res was with us and fell out with a few people then they got killed, then obviously escalated to what it is now.. I said i wasnt getting involved but I guess it's to late now. I dont have anything against them just didn't really want it to come to this
Sirius
Well thank you for your time πŸ˜ƒ is there anything you would like to add before we go?
KingTwat
Rip shitgun, you tried ya best πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
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When Things Are Getting To Sirius We Call The...
JOKER69 AKA JOK3R
Killed by NomaK Day 65, 2:09 PM (Backfire)

Sirius
Hi I’m doing an article in the times about the war that woke up the game! In a few words what was your take and involvement in the war please and what was you reasons. Thank you.
JOKER69
I wasn't in play when it started. All I know is Immortals fired on Gambino first. I tried to find out why they decided to shoot, the reason I keep hearing is that it was all over a rumor that 1 of Gambino, once they hit level 40, was going to start shooting Immortals. This is all after the fact. I had no prior knowledge of anything going down. Had the war started 3 days earlier, I could have taken out maybe 2 of them, but I had just sold a bunch of bullets in AH. I had to attack, I figured I had to go after a L50, and Nomak seemed to be the obvious choice. Didn't think he had much stock left. All in all, it should not have happened for the reasons it did. I have no animosity, hold no anger. Because IT IS JUST A GAME...
Sirius
Do you think Gambino will be back this round?
JOKER69
Of course. Weather it rebounds back to its latter status is another question.
Sirius
Well thank you for your time is there anything you want to say to get your point across before we leave?
JOKER69
Yes,"Never walk IN through the OUTDOOR"

Siriusly WTF Facts

Written by Sirius

You can't breathe and swallow at the same time btw, Your tongue never really rests in your mouth either, sorry. And you can't actually hum while holding your nose, just FYI.

Sorry to bombard you with information, but Elvis Presley was a natural blonde, Betty White is older than sliced bread, and Will Smith's full name is actually Willard, not William.

I don't mean to alarm you, but there are more McDonald's restaurants in the US than hospitals. Oh and if you feel like it, you can get married at a McDonald's in Hong Kong. It'll only cost you $1,200, balloon rings included.

In a kind of clever idea, Walt Disney made sure gum was never sold at the park because he didn't want it to be stuck everywhere. Oh, and Disneyland serves 2.8 million churros a year. That's a lot of churros.

PENIS FACTS ALERT. There are three different types of erections, and three different erection shapes. But any dick shape can get fractured during sex, so be careful.

You can't have penis facts without vagina facts, so did you know that weed lube is a thing? Yep, it can get your vagina stoned (kinda). And your vagina expands during sex, in case you didn't know.

After the release of Finding Nemo, so many people bought clownfish that they nearly went extinct in some areas. And if you're wondering where Andy's dad is in Toy Story, Pixar were just being tight on the pursestrings because human characters are expensive to animate.

And finally, a little on Disney. Did you know that the sorcerer in Fantasia is named Yen Sid, which is "Disney" backwards? And in case you were wondering, Aladdin was modelled after Tom Cruise. The resemblance is uncanny...

Would You Like To..

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Would you like to be a contributor of the Times? Message me with your ideas and thoughts and we can see what we can do.

Would you like to be interviewed for the next issue? Message me

Would you like to donate a prize? Send across the details and ill add to the times!

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And finally, do you have something you want to put into the times? Anything at all, funny memes, riddles or even just an anon pop at someone you dont like! everything kept private?Mess..You get the drift get at me!

The Definition of Deception

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Deception is defined as an untrue falsehood, or is the act of lying to or tricking someone. An example of deception is when you tell someone you are DA KING and you are really not..!

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Thank you!

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Thank you everyone for your votes! I've got more great ideas for times so if you kike what you've saw hit a vote on my name!!