Deathmatch News - Issue 6

Written by ShotgunXVI

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We are now reaching the end of Round 18's Deathmatch! With Day 7 arriving yesterday you can now get 1.5k bullets every minute with bulks!

DeadAgent Takes The Record

Written by ShotgunXVI

Honestly, I've lost count of who holds the record for most kills within a minute of each other...

I think that it is currently DeadAgent (who is now...dead) with 11 kills:

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If i'm wrong, please let me know and I'll update it for the next times should you still be holding it!

Crucial Conflict Dropped Reward

Written by ShotgunXVI

Interesting question! I've went through the main kills that happened with CC bosses and I've decided I'll give the credits as follow:

50 - GN
30 - RudeTwat
30 - Bearable

Can you three please PM me letting me know you've seen this and then I'll let you know the deets for when you'll get the creds!

ShotgunsFan

Written by ShotgunXVI

After FocusOut died, we thought it was over for Sam and that his GN career was over. And so it seemed to be!

Fast forward 10 hours, some random guy called ShotgunsFan turns up and asks for my autograph.

About an hour later, after Missy and Trip called me begs and crap, ShotgunsFan sends a message which read:

You have revealed yourself as Focus in round 18.

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Much love Sam xD

He then said he needed to die .. because you know .. business ..

So he asked SlimzCunt to kill him and said that he had 0 bf.

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So then this happened...

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WHOOPSIES...


Take Two...

SlimzCunt comes back as "ShotgunsDead" (I stg people are obsessed with my name) and Sam said that he's really empty now. And so ShotgunsFan was shot and killed by ShotgunsDead:

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SIKE


Take Three...

Dylan shoots. Dylan dies.


Take Four...
ShotgunV13 shoots. ShotgunsFan dies.

Then two minutes later guess who pops up...ShotgunV14

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Finally, the madness ended with me sending Sam the creds so he can suicide and come back as Bluff who later changed his name to TestTubeBaby after Dylan was told he was Sam's test tube baby..........

The Sound Bearier

Written by ShotgunXVI

This article was sponsored by Bearier who had the following image to show the world:

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The End of FOE

Written by ShotgunXVI

FOE were dropped yesterday after Fungi was killed by ShotgunV16 (no, that isn't me, it's Radar!) and shortly after, Boss was killed by an anonymous gangster.

And it's fair to say, they had their fair share of enemies!

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Thank You!

Written by ShotgunXVI

Thank you for reading this issue of the times! I'll be back in a day or two with the next issue!

I hope you all have a very Merry Christmas and keep on ... killing ?!