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Hi All

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Good Evening, Afternoon or possibly Good morning.
Thanks for reading this the latest issue of the GN Times, it has been written by many a good editor and also some dodgy ones too, i am hoping to change and combine the both.

my plane if i can is to be a newspaper editor, and have many reporters/contributors, So if you have an idea for a section of the times that you can do a couple of times a week then please let me know your idea.

it could be anything from a simple joke, gangster horoscopes or even a headline story about the current events. a gossip column would be good, so let me know and get involved.

JoeyJays joke of the Day

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Two assassins from N4styB4stards, PhizZenT and Dappy are hired to kill a Family boss from a rival family. They follow his every move for weeks, and find out that every day at noon he goes outside and does his stretching exercises.

So PhizZenT and Dappy set up shop right across the street from the family hideout, get all of their sights set, load the guns, and have everything ready to go.

Noon comes, no boss... 10 minutes longer... no boss.

One Dappy turns to PhizZenT and says, "Gee, I hope nothing happened to him."

Family Question time

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Family Question Time, Did this in a previous issue, seemed to work so thought i would try it again.

Today question?
Day 66 in Gnsville, Has the round and your family gone as you expected?

Boss PHX.
yea pretty much NB good with great ppl

Underboss PsychoKitty
would like to think so yes 

Relentless Desire.
Boss Owen.
Not really, i came back to play casually and ended up with a really sound family. Was a shame for Cameron to leave but we have continued to grow ever stronger. Hopefully i wont fall short of 50, Im not trigger happy as I usually am, maybe Ive matured :o ... no that cant be it.....

Undrboss Popcorn

The Disciples.
Boss Ant.
even better than i expected

Underboss Didi.
Well, in my opinion i think this round we've seen many suicides, more than ever. I think main reason is because GN is loosing its main goal: instead of be a gangsters game, it is becoming more a gamblers game. People bet all money, all credits and now all bullets. Protection is not important anymore, there is always suicide and a new start.
Apart from it, still lots of fun as usual, few wars, many hate! Its GN!


Gangs of New York.
Boss Bricky.
No, This is my second family this round.  The first one I joined, war broke out so we dismantled and I created this family.  I would have to say that typical best describes this round so far...?

Underboss Divine.


Boss Chaos.
Hi Joey

I'm new to the game so not exactly sure what is normal. Started late but have already been killed one time and ranked up with a new character. So, I'd say the round has been eventful for my family for the most part. 


Underboss Daisu.
Yeah, we're all having alotta fun and thats what we expected. ?

. Boss Ceasar.
Better than expected, I did think we would be targeted early on but seems we're holding in there ?

Underboss medusa

THE RequiSitiOn.
Boss Commited.
yes its going smoothly for now , a little glitch with the last family i made ''COMMITMENT'' when i was shot dead for ''PAYING'' to leave the family i was in , even though the boss of tht fam new i wanted to make my own fam this round , he decided shooting me was the only option

Can i add ,,, that other than that set back at the start were going where we want to go , ''but slowly''- '''wins the race

Underboss freedirt.
GN never goes as expected...wouldn't be much fun if it did.:kiss:

Challenge Accepted

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You just know you would try.

Exposed Exposed?

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So earlier today I was walking past my old un-used times office, and I saw the light flicker on, walked in and say Exposed in just his Speedos doing chin ups. Thinking what the hell, and being slightly intrigued I walk in and we just get talking, this is what happened!

Plainy: Hello Exposed how are you today?

Exposed: Haha good stuff!

I'm good thanks Mimic, yourself?

Plainy: I’m good, and you can call me Plainy as that’s my times name! So I notice you have a very hench person in your cp. A lot of the females are wondering if that’s you?

Exposed: Ok, Plainy it is! Erm, I'd love to pretend it's me but unfortunately it isn't ? although gimme a year and i'll look that so ladies, be prepared!

*Exposed flexes his muscels

Plainy: I heard your already a massive hit with the ladies (mainly from you and that little photo shoot you placed on imgur for me!) whats your secret?

Exposed: Haha that was my pleasure! It's just my stunning looks and devilish personality. I've been told I look like Zeus you know! I'll have to teach you some time Plainy.

*Exposed grabs his crotch and gives me a wink

Plainy: That would be amazing, and perhaps we could compare each other topless at the same time?

*Plainy secretly hopes that exposed agrees so he can actually see his body

Exposed: Go even better than that, we can meet up ?

Plainy: haha, i thought the whole idea of you showing me how to pull meant meeting up!

Exposed: Well we can meet up and pull topless! Kill two birds with one stone!

Plainy: Hope you do realise, that I attract wierdos and would scare all the good looking girls away with my massively hairy stomach?

*Plainy rubs his belleh

Exposed: Haha! Well then we've got some work to do! Some girls dig the hairy bloke ?

Plainy: Yes the one thing I always think is “Your someone’s reason to masturbate” its my philosophy in life, what is yours?

Exposed: Well, as the great Zyzz (the guy in my cp) once said "Be a sick knt not a hard knt" basically; Fuck the haters, do what you want and enjoy life

Plainy: Didn’t he die from alleged steroid abuse?

Exposed: Well he died from a heart condition but many associated it with steroids yeah, a shame really because he was only 22.

Plainy: Well, on that happy note i think we will wrap it all up, thanks for your time!

Exposed: Thanks for giving me the honour of an interview! I'll be sure to buy a copy of the next "The Times" issue to read it!

Plainy: People buy it? And i dont get paid for doing this, WHAT AN OUTRAGE!

*Plainy storms out!

We will never forget: Fish and Ronaldo

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Written by Ronaldodonut

"They're not good enough"
"Bunch of idiots"
"Their family will never succeed."

Hate. Doubt. Evil. Those were things that those two brave men stood against. During the day, during the afternoon, and during the night. Who were they? Exceptionally rich lottery winners who could afford to spend all their name on Gangster Nation? No. They were regular family men, with tough lives behind the screen.

Fish and Ronaldo grew up in the tough streets of Manchester, and New York City respectively. While Ronaldo's life was tough due to the the gang violence prevalent in the city streets, Fish's life was tougher due to a different problem. His father had severe depression while Fish was growing up, and it had a huge emotional impact on his life. Every success that the two had in life were overshadowed by the darkness around them, but that didn't deter the pair. Although thousands of miles apart, all it would take was a simple online world to connect them.

Fish and Ronaldo met during this round while playing the game. Fish was an accomplished player with many credentials, and Ronaldo was working on his revolutionary public relations business at the time. They seemed like an unlikely pair, but the two clicked due to their intelligence. Weeks later, the two would start up an unforgettable family: 44GNPRTMckaylaLane.

It was a family unlike any other. A family that wasn't hell bent on riches and war. It was a family that could only be described by it's very name, a family. Many influential players from around the world joined this family. They included the legend Carolina, the ruthless killer Tyler, and the creator of the game itself, Mike. The family stood up for the things that nobody else did. Love. Care. Hope. Dreams. It was a family that was not only successful in terms of power, but also a family that was successful in it's ideal.

As Kraze23 once said: Family is everything.

Sadly, Fish and Ronaldodonut are no longer with us. And neither is their revolutionary family. But it's not the end. They stood up for the things they cared about, and they put up a great fight against the people that didn't like that. It's not the end. It's just the beginning for the pair, and the spreading of the 44GNPRTMckaylaLane ideal.

Fish and Ronaldodonut. We will never forget.

Day 65 - 44GNPRTMckaylaLane Remembrance Day.

The Massacre of 44GNPRTMckaylaLane

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It all started when Kraze23 called 44McKaylaGNPRTLane a ‘nursery’. The boss replied by firing 35k bullets at him.
Then Swan and OnoeCaponoe, both from N4styB4stards, shot at CAR0LINA and died in backfire, then Omex finished her off… (took 3 people to kill a 5day account).
Omex now has at least 14nightclubs from killing CAR0LINA, possibly more if he has killed anyone else, as well as a slots machine in Baltimore ?

Shortly afterwards, Fish decided to shoot at Mimic, but only shot 10k bullets and died in backfire, leaving his family without an underboss. A few hours later RonaldoDonut was shot and killed by kamikazepunk, destroying what was left of the family.

Also, a few hours later, Goodtimes (aka Tyler) was violently murdered after killed tinkerbaby and taking 11m from her bank. Tyler's killer is still unknown, if anyone has any information please contact me, there is a reward of a THOUSAND dollars for anyone with information leading to the capture of those responsible.

Ask mike

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Ask Mike.

Ok so got a serious question you would like to have answered hear in the Times, then please let me know and i will Ask mike ?

Ok Day 69 in the big Gnsville city, how have you seen the round go so far, any unexpected hitches or has it run as expected?

From my prospective everything is smooth and has gone very well. I haven't been able to make as many updates as I wanted as I've been very busy but there is a main list of things to be done before the end of the round and these will still be done.

Definitely the most stable, complete and interesting round we've had since starting version 2. We have more active players than any other version 2 round and there isn't really anything major 'coming soon'

It was great to see lots of action towards the start of the round with the wars, that was absolutely brilliant and interesting for even a nonplayer like myself. I'm hoping we're building up to that again

Hope my answer wasn't too long.. tried to keep it short

Just found this funny

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The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. They point this thing at the windshield of the aircraft and shoot a dead chicken at about the speed the air- craft normally flies at it. If the windshield doesn't break, it's likely to survive a real collision with a bird during flight.

The British had recently built a new locomotive that could pull a train faster than any before it. They were not sure that its windshield was strong enough so they borrowed the testing device from the FAA, reset it to approximate the maximum speed of the locomotive, loaded in the dead chicken, and fired. The bird went through the windshield, broke the engineer's chair, and made a major dent in the back wall of the engine cab.

They were quite surprised with this result, so they asked the FAA to check the test to see if everything was done correctly. The FAA checked everything and suggested that they might want to repeat the test using a thawed chicken.

Thank you

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Thank you For Reading Hope you enjoyed, please remember to rate each and every issue you read ?