Thanks everyone for voting me as the times editor, appreciate it ?
Sorry about the delay with the times aswell.
Well, The new Bomb Defusal is up and running, i personally hate it! took me 17hours to do it and only got $500... What do other players think about it? send me a message and i will put it in the next issue of the Times.
Also, Family Updates is now here, again i hate this feature, i dont want everyone on GN knowing my business and what goes on in my family, soo message me your thoughts about this aswell. ?
Here are some funny pictures for you guys to laugh about!.
Photo of prince harry and his royal balls
I personally think hes a legend, and would like to hear everyone else's views on this, Private message me what you guys think and i will post it in the next times
It all started off after a single sentence was said to ISicarius 'Ben, the time has come...' So ISicarius set detectives on SexusDeus then killed him. As SexusDeus come back he used the (verify killer) and found out ISicarius killed him. This then set some member of in The Cartel so Ted shot at Patto but died in he's backfire, which left chompy to kill him. Then chompy set detectives on Lerchio and then killed him later on. He decided to cs later on and Storm decided to drop The Cartel as the family was falling to pieces.
what a legend
A joke from the one and only Gemma.
A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialling, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten Bitch", she screams. "My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
Four Of GNsville top gangsters were out golfing. Leprechaun, Brick, Scotty and 2dogs. While at the fourth hole, Leprechaun said, "you have no idea what I had to go through to get to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise Her indoors that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."
Brick said "That nothing. I had to promise my better half that I would build her a new deck for the pool."
Scotty said "Man, you guys have it easy! I had to promise my baby that I would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continued to play several more holes when they realized that 2dogs had not said a word about how he managed to get out of the house. So Leprechaun said, "You haven't said a word about what you had to do to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
2dogs smiled and said "Well, I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave my wife a nudge and said 'Golf course or Intercourse?' and she said 'Wear your sweater'"
This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees South to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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