Alright ya cunts, Welcome back to my beautiful representation of ants career, Super good at the start, But right now i'm expecting it to go downhill.
Here it is, An article to the biggest attention seeking faggot in main, Apparently if you catch on his way to Farmville, He'll tell you how Terry and Goon own everyone in GN, And they're all slaves, Well I don't have a problem with having slaves, It's quite nice the fantasy he's told me about, But i'm here to pay him out, With a reality check, You're just some kid who says I've got no life, When you're on here 24/7 saying that, Maybe I do play a little long, But atleast I don't sit in main saying absolute asshole shit unlike you, I feel like you need the fame in your life so here it is, Lets get ColourfuL to -100 respect before he cs's before pro again.
So like I did this a tiny bit last time, But I feel like honestly people don't give a fuck about what's happening, Who needs the details? Who even cares anymore? Shit happened like Ant's back, Ask him how Farmville was, As I write this he's probably begging people to shoot me in their pm's, Feel free to send in submissions of his pms if you want, Anyways back to the point, Ant is m0rganJuk, Go help him boost his ego, Just a "You can do it Ant" Will help him on his road to redemption. And clearly this is for you Ant, Since you love people talking about you. I believe in you buddy <3
So, It was a cold day, Dylans inside with his Grandfather, Uncle, Wife, Children. He's thinking to himself "I need to get this dough". No food in the cupboards, No shit tickets in the toilet, So he gives his Good high school friend Terry a call, Terry's always been a shady fella, Anyways dylan asks "Terry mate, Got any work for me?" And Terry replies "Yeah mate meet me at the Smacked Pony bar around 10am tomorrow" So then dylan goes on with his life until tomorrow, Puts on his suit and tie to look respectable, And then drives his brand new ford F-150 down to the bar, Where Terry is posted up having a couple shots of whiskey, Dylan sits down and asks Terry "So what's the go mate?" To which Terry replies "Come out back with me, Make sure you're not followed" So they walk out to back alleyway where Terrys VK Commodore is parked, He pops the trunk, After jiggling the key for about 5 minutes and yelling "Old piece of shit!" And there lays a fully automatic Light Machine Gun. Dylan thinks to himself "What have I gotten myself involved in?" And Terry says. "Dylan mate, I've got this light machine gun, And 6 thousand rounds in the back seat, I need you to do me a favor. Dylan replies "Are you sure this is safe?" So which Terry replies "Yeah mate it's 100% safe. All you have to do is wait until I find out where Staingang is, Then i'll text you the location, You run up, and empty as many rounds into him as you need to kill him. Dylan replies with "What's the pay?" Terry replies "I've got a brand new 2018 Ford Mustang GT in my garage, Carry this out and it's yours mate" To which dylan replies, Bartering. "Car now, I'll make sure it's done" So then Terry throws him the keys. And to which they bid farewell, Day 12, Terry texts dylan "He's in compton bro, Make sure it's fast and proves a point" Couple hours later. Terrys watching the news. "One shot dead gunman on the run" To which he smiles, And Texts dylan "Good work on the job bro" And they part ways. And then a couple days later, Dylan Commits Suicide. He couldn't live with the guilt. To be continued..
Shoutout to TerryJR, My son. He's nearly a day old now, He's doing bust streaks and up to the second vehicle theft, I'm so proud of him. He got robbed for the first time Yesterday. Hanna stole $270 from him. To be brought up tough, You must suffer losses, Love you son <3
Davie (30 - 29)
ColourfuL, (Maddi left Terry even tho she is fat)
ColourfuL (Terry must be shit)
From Terry to Davie - (Your mum looks like Micky worthless)
Picture for reference.
ColourfuL again... (Terry is a fucking pussy and I will fucking smash him)
Also, A shoutout to admin from me. Shoutout for banning me for being saying racist, jokes, or using the name pedophile. But then telling me to block other players for doing it.
So.. Marvin shot at MaximOff, And died.. He's empty, Suspected to be helt or bruno. Apparently a big alliance between Lone Wolves, Dream Killers, SMURFS. So.. Long round ahead of us.
To today Marvin woke up, Said fuck it. Shot at Helt/Bruno. And then continued to be an absolute hero in main calling ColourfuL an N***** "F*ggot" Which was quite entertaining, But nonetheless, Clearly he is going to be banned for, Atleast he had the balls to speak up for most of us, Oh captain my captain.
Fuck nearly forgot, Happy birthday even though you're probably banned and can't see this <3
Got no idea what happened the other night but like shiiiiiiit don't do Xanax kids