Sorry its late.

Written by Elaynaaa

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Pointless me sitting here writing who shot who in the war you all saw that for yourself,

There was alot of shooting that day, reason behind it all is Elayna attempted to target LordMoose bank and failed but LordMoose wasn't happy with this, so he Killed Elayna and then later on BG killed PHX to wipe Camorra.
It didn't just stop there, Camorra family wanted revenge, so The started up the family Calabria they did as much damage as they could but the family was later killed off By MJ.

Anyways enough of that, just want to say regardless of Everything people had fun and the Outcome was even I would say.

Normally i would write a good story behind shootings and killing but obvious being a big part in this war i thought its best to try to keep this mutual.

sorry for everyone that wanted the story behind this, i think it past my writing skills lol

Helts Night Out

Written by Elaynaa

Last Night the Wolfpack family went to a Private Pool Party sponsored by Eristoff Vodka.
We're all partying and Helt went drunk, he tried to touch the bikini girls and the security guards expulse him from the party.
He got frustrated and went to the casino to play slots, but the owner didn't let him enter.
Without the supervision of his family members and completly wasted and frustrated, he started walking home.
Helt saw some gangsters in a bar and a girl on top of a table stripping for them. Helt enter the bar and tried to touch the girl.
The girl was "doggystyle", her friends Metric and Prankster didn't liked and Metric tried to punch Helt.
Metric missed the punch and Helt killed him quick with a headshot.
Doggystyle tried to run but Helt shot her too from behind, the bullets hit Prankster and he shot back ending Helt frustration.

Guess The Gangster

Written by Elaynaaa

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RULES: Has to be the gangsters CURRENT name and in my inbox and not written in chat

WELL DONE to the winner of the last guess the gangster,

Correct Answer was : Elayna

What being British is all about.

Written by JoeJ

What it's like to be British!! ???

• Worrying you’ve accidentally packed 3 kilos of cocaine and a dead goat as you stroll through “Nothing to declare”

• Being unable to stand and leave without first saying “right”

• Not hearing someone for the third time, so just laughing and hoping for the best

• Saying “anywhere here’s fine” when the taxi’s directly outside your front door

• Being sure to start touching your bag 15 minutes before your station, so the person in the aisle seat is fully prepared for your exit

• Repeatedly pressing the door button on the train before it’s illuminated, to assure your fellow commuters you have the situation in hand

• Having someone sit next to you on the train, meaning you’ll have to eat your crisps at home

• The huge sense of relief after your perfectly valid train ticket is accepted by the inspector

• The horror of someone you only half know saying: “Oh I’m getting that train too”

• “Sorry, is anyone sitting here?” – Translation: Unless this is a person who looks remarkably like a bag, I suggest you move it

• Loudly tapping your fingers at the cashpoint, to assure the queue that you’ve asked for money and the wait is out of your hands

• Looking away so violently as someone nearby enters their PIN that you accidentally dislocate your neck

• Waiting for permission to leave after paying for something with the exact change

• Saying hello to a friend in the supermarket, then creeping around like a burglar to avoid seeing them again

• Watching with quiet sorrow as you receive a different haircut to the one you requested

• Being unable to pay for something with the exact change without saying “I think that’s right”

• Overtaking someone on foot and having to keep up the uncomfortably fast pace until safely over the horizon

• Being unable to turn and walk in the opposite direction without first taking out your phone and frowning at it

• Deeming it necessary to do a little jog over zebra crossings, while throwing in an apologetic mini wave

• Punishing people who don’t say thank you by saying “you’re welcome” as quietly as possible

• The overwhelming sorrow of finding a cup of tea you forgot about

• Turning down a cup of tea for no reason and instantly knowing you’ve made a terrible, terrible mistake

• Suddenly remembering your tea and necking it like a massive, lukewarm shot

• Realising you’ve got about fifty grand’s worth of plastic bags under your kitchen sink

• “You’ll have to excuse the mess” – Translation: I’ve spent seven hours tidying in preparation for your visit

• Indicating that you want the last roast potato by trying to force everyone else to take it

• “I’m off to bed” – Translation: “I’m off to stare at my phone in another part of the house”

• Mishearing somebody’s name on the second time of asking, meaning you must now avoid them forever

• Leaving it too late to correct someone, meaning you must live with your new name forever

• Running out of ways to say thanks when a succession of doors are held for you, having already deployed ‘cheers’, ‘ta’ and ‘nice one’

• Changing from ‘kind regards’ to just ‘regards’, to indicate that you’re rapidly reaching the end of your tether

• Staring at your phone in silent horror until the unknown number stops ringing

• Hearing a recording of your own voice and deciding it’s perhaps best never to speak again

• The relief when someone doesn’t answer their phone within three rings and you can hang up

• Filming an entire fireworks display on your phone, knowing full well you’ll never, ever watch it again

GN's Number ONE RULE

Written by 6LACK


ALWAYS HAVE LIFE INSURANCE

Can you guess which gangster didn't have life insurance? I'll give you a hint. Name starts with a "P" and ends in "X"

As you can probably imagine the amount of frustration one might have when being killed with out LI. Now imagine being 50, being killed with no LI.. Sad Sad days.

P.s. Ask Les about Dick's Tricks B)

MAKE GN GREAT AGAIN!

Written by 6LACK


Tired of the same ole' shit? Me too. Let's mix shit up and cause some commotion. Lets make GN great again. New round = New teams. Lets scramble the game up like some runny eggs, and split like Laura's legs.

I will be creating a new team. IF you're interested in applying message Dick!

love you hyppy

Written by Plopper

there once was a man called hyp
who for gn decided to strip
he took off his dress
elayna said oh god what a mess
you willy looks just like a chip

Hyppy's Smoke Circle

Written by 6LACK

Where my stoners at?!

I'm going to run a contest, "Who's smoking on what?" I want pictures inboxed to me.. Show me what you're smoking on. I will feature the best pictures in Hyppy's Smoke Circle on the next edition of The Times. Since this is my first Smoke Circle, I will drop a video below of some crazy dude doing a 2.7g dab. Enjoy!


Thank you

Written by Elaynaaa

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