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Written by JoeyJay



Written by JoeyJay


Written by JoeyJay

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Chat Spots

Written by JoeyJay

I just bet 1mil n won 158k jackpot

Times Note: nice win on the slots Raz, at least you got your name in the states for a bit :rofl:

its my main bar trick. also the main reason i get thrown out tho ?
maaaannnn ur a legend
i can ejaculate a coin of a table from 50 feet away ?
the power of love
Well i got powers alright
he keep getting powers

Times note: Not sure if i would like to see this but it would be a good trick if true!
Happy V-Day ladies, if you single hop in my inbox and i'll show you my pringle

Times Note: Think you got Pringle and TicTac mixed up here Tom
I'm guessing this is no good for the times but it made me laugh ?

Tbh.. don’t mind Mutt, can’t understand what he types but he ain’t bad

weayne go fuck yourself did you understand that

Love a bit of creepy me
i like your style
keeping tabs on me
Just guessing by what you normally do...
what makes you think that?
not at all pet

You on the piss tonight Maryjane?

Times Note: Wayne just being his usual creepy stalkerish self :)

Ask the Family

Written by JoeyJay

Welcome to Ask the Family.
This is the bit where i ask all the Bosses and Underbosses or a valued member of the family, the same question and see what they come up with.

JoeyJay Times Editor: Today's Ask the family question?
Day 27 of round 16. A lot of family's now established and up and running, so who is in another family that you wish was in yours, and what makes a good member in your family?

1 Sanctuary
Hi Joey.
I would love to have Omie in my family as he is truly underrated imo, he doesn't get the respect he deserves.
What makes a good member in MY family is somebody who's willing to risk it and fund my gambling addictions, somebody who doesn't mind sending me bribes or cash or cars whenever I ask but most importantly, they MUST mentor me when i'm above 90%. Thanks

It’s good to see a lot of family’s for once, an good member is whoever sends me free shit ? they go a long way! And I would take Wayne! He seems like a great person to have in the family chat room!


2 Moose Kingdom
to be honest if i could run the family by myself i would as i dont like alot of people. im basically my own friend, so wanting another member from another family is really not an option for me. a good member is someone who agrees with everything that i say sends me daily mentors and respect points midnight every night... so basically a yes sir no sir without the no sir would be an absolutely wonderful family member. There hard to come by these days tho i'm afraid joey.

I wish we had JoeyJay because now reds aren’t shit and a good member sends me mentors ?

I wish moosey was in my family cos he's got banter and he isn't afraid to kill if needed..and boy can stockkkkk... a good member is someone who is loyal, sticks with the family in good, bad, boring or fun times and doesn't quit n leave. Someone who is always ready to shoot or help if/when needed




5 Organized Crime Unit
Haven't really got much too say on which player from a other family should be in my family. seems too be too many problems with recruiting players with a family history
For me loyalty and respect is a must that's also able to work as team being active in family chat helping each other doing hiests stocking ect ect that makes a good family member , i have recruited a good team so far had no problems also haven't had too shoot anyone for breaking the rules. Can u do a shout out for Diable for me he's one loyal underboss he's followed me all the way when others have left
6 Masters Of Hardcore
I would have to say No one as everyone who is in Masters Of Hardcore are the people we want. Although there are alot of families in the stats who seem to be doing well. Hopefully round 16 should be a "Great Round " " Hopefully".


7 R-H-E-C
Sorry. But we would just stick to our side of the valley. Don't trust anyone. Lone wolves.
Bit if we had to'll be the Beverly hillbillies. Why? Because they ate cornbread. Raised hell. And got stuck in oil.


8 deadman inc


9 Brick


10 al capone

11 The Smoking Lounge
If u ask me directly, i will answer... if not no comment

12 LayLows

13 Vapers

14 Diamond dogs

15 United

Please note i failed to ask all the bosses and Under-bosses as they changed and moved befor i got to print.
Also i am looking for some good questions to use for this so any suggestions please do say so.

JoeyJay's Joke of the Day

Written by JoeyJay

Miyu (a Blonde) and Dani (a redhead) decided to retire from Gangster life and bought themselves have a ranch on the outskirts of Gnsville.
They have just lost their prize bull. The two Gansteresses need to buy another, but only have $500 between them.
So Dani tells Miyu, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." Dani goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word.
Dani a bit stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" Dani replies, "Miyu is such a blonde she will read it real slow:
'Come for ta bull.'

Not a GN one but i found it quite funny so thought i would add it in.

Once there was a farmer that was very protective of his three daughters. When they told him they were going to go out on dates one night, the farmer decided to wait outside with a shotgun. The first boy arrived for the first daughter, and he said, "Hi, my name is Freddy. I'm here for Betty. We're going for spaghetti. Is she ready?" The farmer decided he was decent enough, and let them go. The second boy arrived for the second daughter, and said, "Hi, my name is Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to a show. Is she good to go?" Again, the farmer decided he was decent enough and let them go. Finally, the last boy came, and he said, "Hi, my name is Chuck..." and the farmer shot him.

museings from around the shire

Written by mutt3

well here is my first article i hope yall like it so i was raoming around the shire and i heard that they have been some rumblings going on like some ppl just seem to be unhappy and well i mean if yall have been viewing main chat there has been plenty of rantings and our resident wise guy who is beloved by all the ladys disapeared here recntly which left me with noone to play with so if you have any museings you would like to put in let me know you will remain anunomous i give you my solemn oath as the mutter thank you i knw its not a first good article but i hope to get better and i want to send a very huge shout out to joey for giving me a chance thank you joey


Written by MadMax33

At the start of a new day farmer Joey and his helper Max are walking. Suddenly farmer Joey gets stuck with his feet in the mud. He asks Max; Go get my boots. At the barn Max runs into the two daughters of Joey, Miyu and Elayna. Max tells them; your father said i should go to bed with both of you. The 2 daughters tell Max that their father never could have said it. Max shouts to Joey : One or two ??? Joey answers : Both of course !!!

GN Players

Written by MadMax33

LordMoose , PHX , TheReason & Raz xxx Level 50 xxx

Zelda is next to join Club 50 .


Thank You QueenJessica

Written by MadMax33


Thank you Jessica.
You are a lovely woman with a good heart.
It is a honor to know you.
Thank you for being a friend.

Thank you

Written by JoeyJay

Thank you For Reading Hope you enjoyed, and please do keep them shout outs coming. And any news you got no matter how small I can and might use in the Times.