Welcome to Round 16

Written by Joey



Written by Joey

Hi all, all new GNTV special with the Results of Round 15 GN awards will be recorded and published Tomorrow evening, in Monday Night Awards.

So for today please take your time and Vote for your fav player in each category or even just one of them if you wish. Some players have submitted only a few and some have given a answer for each, so its up to you.

I understand that a few of you are in hiding till you decide so i am happy to use your current name for the Voting.

Please Remember the more you help the more i or any editor can give back. So Please PM me with your votes Thank you.

GN Round 15 Awards

Written by Joey

Welcome to Gangsternation Awards for Round 15
please see below on rules and how to vote.

Players Awards

Player of the Round
Exactly as it says

GN's Most Underrated Player
This is for someone who has done things quietly and unnoticed

Best Newcomer
For someone first or second round of GN

Best Killer
Best overall killer, bot necessarily the one with the most kp's

Best Single Kill
For that one kill that made you go ?

Most Helpful Player
For someone who has helped you out with many things

Most Loyal Player
The player who was the most Loyal to his family and/or friends

The Family Hopper
That player who has been seen in more family's than any one else

The Pain in the Ass award
for someone who just don't stop

GN's Funniest Player
For the player that has made you :lol: more often than anyone else

Family Awards

Best Family

Best Family Boss
As it sounds

Best Family Underboss
Once again obvious

Best Family War
For the war that you thought was a good one

Best Family Take-Out
For the best 5 minutes of GN this round

Special Award

GN Legend
Ok new this time, this will go to someone who has done many good things over the last few rounds that you have played.

Also looking for anything special you want to mention that has been missed.
Someone who might not fall into any of the above but you want to mention. I will pick out a few, not all, and mention them.

How To Vote

Below is a list of all the awards, its simple just copy the list and then send it to me with your vote, following a few simple rules.

1. You can NOT vote for yourself. Repeat NOT
2. please add your most common AKA to the list when you send it in.
3. Only 1 vote per player, i.e you can only vote once.
5. You do not have to add a name to all categories, if you only want to send in a name for one or two then thats fine.
6. the winners will be announced on day 4 of the new round so you do not have to vote now you have till the end of day 3 to vote.
4. My say is Final.

And for the record this is for fun and i have no interest in cheating it in any way
i have done this many times and it is JUST FOR FUN!

Your most common AKA please.

Player of the Round=
GN's most underrated player=
Best Newcomer=
Best Killer=
Best Single Kill=
Most Helpful Player=
Most Loyalist player=
The Family Hopper=
The Rafa aka the Pain in the Ass Award=
GN's Funniest Player=

Best Family=
Best Family Boss=
Best Family Underboss=
Best Family War=
Best Family Take-Out=

GN Legend=
Special Recognition=

Tech Support

Written by Joey

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command "! http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember,overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend! Food 3.0 and HotLingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, Tech Support

JoeyJays Joke of the Day

Written by Joey

Omie after years of sitting around playing GN and watching TV, has let himself go and gained a few pounds.
A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So Omie, thinking what the hell, signs up for it.
Next morning an incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign about her neck that reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." As soon as he sees her, she takes off running. He tries to catch her, but is unable.
This continues for a week, at the end of which, Omie has lost 10 pounds. After this he tries the next weight loss plan, 15 pounds in a week.
The next morning an even more beautiful woman is standing at the door, in similar conditions. The same happens with her as the first woman, except Omie almost catches her. This continues for a week, at the end of which he, as suspected, weighs 15 pounds less.
Excited about this success, he decides to do the master program. Before he signs up, he is required to sign a waiver and is warned about the intensity of this plan. Still Omie signs up. The next morning, waiting at the door, is a hulking 300 pound muscle man with nothing but a pair of running shoes, a raging erection, and a sign around his neck that says, "If I catch you, you're mine!" Omie was supposed to lose 25 pounds in the week; he lost 34.

Thank you

Written by Joey

Thank you For Reading Hope you enjoyed, and please do keep them shout outs coming. And any news you got no matter how small I can and might use in the Times.