Introductory

Written by DaddyMonk3y

Welcome to the latest and best addition of the times. Everyone already knows me so I'm not bothering to introduce myself. If you don't know who I am by now you don't deserve to read this anyways. Enjoy

So not really much to write about due to both Joey and Stu being huggers, so I'll just point out a few pointless kills made recently and do my best to try and make it exciting.

Also if anyone has shoutouts or whatever don't message me with them. Hit up my secretary Rainbowballs and schedule an appointment. Please be aware that my schedule is several months out and it is unlikely I will get back with you so it's probably better if you just tell him what you want. Anyways here's the deal...

News and shit

Written by DaddyMonk3y

MsMG
Killed by Daenerys
Day 61, 10:29 PM (Gangland)

Umbrella
Killed by RainbowBalls
Day 66, 7:32 AM (Gangland)

MiGeNtE
Killed by SimplyOrange
Day 65, 11:27 PM (Silent)

GreyPacth
Killed by SimplyOrange
Day 64, 12:26 AM (Silent)


Spectre
Killed by Bluff
Day 64, 5:55 AM (Silent)

Ji
Killed by RainbowBalls
Day 61, 10:31 PM (Silent)

Slayercs
Killed by Rhea
Day 66, 6:13 PM (Gangland)

Exciting right?
K moving on...

Getting to know Vadar

Written by DaddyMonk3y

DaddyMonk3y
How does it feel to be the man this round after getting merked 8 times?

Vadar
twice* but pretty good tbf go to bed every night touching myself lifes good

DaddyMonk3y
What is your wildest sexual secret that you want to indulge in at least once in your lifetime?

Vadar
being a polar bear (Bi polar bear) id quite like to make a panda ?

DaddyMonk3y
What are the things about me that you particularly like and what is the one thing you don’t particularly like?

Vadar
your picture makes me want to fuck my eye holes out with a rusty spoon and how can you hate a monkey but if i had to pick something jenny is god and she likes you so i have to like you

DaddyMonk3y
Great answer

DaddyMonk3y
Which sex toys have you experimented with so far, and which ones would you want to stay away from?

Vadar
ok ill be honest 0 and probably all of them i use the force and a Technic ive perfected over the years known as the one pump orgasm not to be confused with the same technic on inbetweeners unfortunately mine means i pump squirt roll over and go to sleep works for me though

DaddyMonk3y
If you had to have a sex change, what part of your body would you want enhanced more than anything else?

Vadar
tits man who doesnt wanna play with big titties only downside is i might get to excited when i win a bullet lotto on GN and jump up knock myself out

DaddyMonk3y
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DaddyMonk3y
I heard you play PlayStation with Jenny, how would you describe her voice?

Vadar
pretty much came in my pants when i heard it so i guess you could say its pretty sexual dont tell her i said that

DaddyMonk3y
Got my word

DaddyMonk3y
If we had kids together someday in the future, what features/characteristics of mine and yours would you want the child to have?

Vadar
well clearly my good looks would be a plus like and my smarts and my bear instincts wait who was the baby with again?

DaddyMonk3y
Fucking rude

DaddyMonk3y
If you had to pick an animal, which animal do you find the sexiest of all?

Vadar
quite fond of tigers tbh

DaddyMonk3y
??? ffs fksndnfj

Vadar
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DaddyMonk3y
So word got out I've seen your bed twice now, maryjane seems a bit jealous. What do you think the chances are of her seeing it in the near future?

Vadar
how much is a taxi fare from where ever she is from to me ?
price it up send the bill to eagle last rounds rent money

[x] 09:18 PM DaddyMonk3y
Okay last but not least, how do you feel about vormav squatting at 39? U think he is gonna shoot someone or flop?

[x] 09:26 PM DaddyMonk3y
Stuart...

[x] 09:26 PM DaddyMonk3y
My time is valuable here

[x] 10:12 PM Vadar
shit

[x] 10:12 PM Vadar
didnt see you replied

[x] 10:12 PM Vadar
i reckon he will flop tbh

DaddyMonk3y
Fuck you Stu

Vadar
what i do ?

Shout outs...

Written by RainbowBalls

Welcome to the shout out section... By RainbowBalls

Princesssav... wishes her partner RainbowBalls would be more romantic (absolute blasphemy if you ask me) ?

Anonymous shout out to Stu for being a hoe.

Eimo... Shout out to monkey for tryna be like him.

Daenerys.. shout out for stu that we need to do more rubbing were slacking on that shit and shout out to azy were ever shes at i miss her and her dirty basement ?

FOREV3R
Shout-out for times, from me Becci ..thankyou to clay , he's lovely ❤
And also a thankyou to PHX ...tell Sam to put the pink fluffy panther as his cp, like him it's cute and cuddly ❤

Vadar
Shout out to dragon1 (walker) for being dragon1 ?

Next issue im doing shout outs and noob of the week award. So if you guys and girls see any nooby comments or want a shout out please message them to me and we will pick a winner.

Getting to know MaryJane

Written by DaddyMonk3y

DaddyMonk3y
How often do you actually smoke weed?

Maryjane
most days ?
Wayne is gonna be lecturing me reading this you know!

DaddyMonk3y
Okay so like it's not an every day thing?

Maryjane
well it is unless i run out
old habit... gonna be a keeper i think ?

DaddyMonk3y
How many times a day do you masturbate?

Maryjane
I like how u just casually threw that question in! no comment ?

DaddyMonk3y
What is your sexual preference? Male, female or Steve?

Maryjane
Ornithology ain't my thing, i don't study Birds. Though I do enjoy being told to F**k off ? My preference is men.... but I can appreciate a woman's Beauty. like i ain't blind ?

DaddyMonk3y
So what is your relationship with Stu exactly. U have made it clear u would blow him in public. Any chance of you guys actually hooking up?

Maryjane
hahaha Did i say that? not sure I did. wtf are these questions Monkey! I should have known... damn!

DaddyMonk3y
Is that a no comment?

Maryjane
Stu is a nice Bear we are good friends.

DaddyMonk3y
Cute

Maryjane
next question....

DaddyMonk3y
Do you think PHX would be interested in a 3 some with me and chewey?

Maryjane
I don't think you have a hope in hell tbh

DaddyMonk3y
Who is your favorite gn player and why?

Maryjane
Ah I can't choose I like you all for your own Crazyness! obvs PHX is a legend though

DaddyMonk3y
Yeah but like who's your favorite?

Maryjane
I don't have a favourite haha! would you feel better is i said it was you monkey? boost the ego ?

DaddyMonk3y
Well obviously that was the answer I was looking for. But whatever

Maryjane
of course ?

DaddyMonk3y
Is it because of the banana?

Maryjane
We both know I would take your banana anytime ?

DaddyMonk3y
How do you think the round is going to turn out now that there are 3 hugging fams all trying to fit in the same game?

Maryjane
failing that it will end with DM as usual
I don't have a clue tbh.... Rainbow fam will probably go rogue and shoot us all.. Red is the colour of the Devil after all. right?

DaddyMonk3y
Okay so that about wraps it up
One last question
What kind of porn do you watch most frequently?

Maryjane
ffs.. No comment!

Lovely lady

GN Love corner

Written by Focus

Welcome to the GN love corner of some of our beautiful couples on GN we start with one of my favorites!

Monkey AKA Colin

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&

DaddysGirl AKA Carol

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Then we have

Vadar AKA Stumanlivo

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And his favourite weapon

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Also we have

Brazen AKA Pea

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And me Aka Wolf

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Pea does not know about this relationship but she does now


Then we have Ties Aka Safcftm

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And his Hand

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Love is really in the air ❤️


All for banter don’t take to heart ??

Bout wraps things up for this edition.

Written by DaddyMonk3y

Also remember to vote for me every week. I will have a better issue every time as I am learning on the Fly. Message me about contributing to the times if you have anything you feel is worth throwing on here. Also Joey stop being a lazy slob and make a gntv. You promised us one, I made you a contributor and you bailed. Anyways hope y'all liked it.

Yours truly
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