THE TIMES

Written by Princessteeg

Welcome to issue 216!

Thank you for voting for me to write this weeks times!

We really hope you enjoy.



Many thanks to my contributor Joey for helping me out with writing the times.

Your opinion matters

Written by Princessteeg

As the times editor, I would like to know your honest vote of what you think of ohhmightyone is he a pain or pleasure?
Please inbox me your honest vote and the outcome will be written in the times next week.


(please note that all votes will be anonymous)

JoeyJays Joke of the Day

Written by Joey

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please note not an actual likeness for Eagle and Joey, but Joey is the good looking one

After a thorough investigation, KingEagle finds out that his bookkeeper HulmeY has cheated him out of 10 million bucks. HulmeY the bookkeeper is deaf and that was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When KingEagle goes to confront HulmeY about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney Joey, who knows sign language.

KingEagle tells Joey 'Ask him where the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is'.

So Joey the attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the money?"

HulmeY signs back: 'I don't know what you are talking about'.

Joey then tells KingEagle: 'He says he doesn't know what you're talking about'.


KingEagle pulls out a pistol, puts it to HulmeY's temple and says, 'Ask him again!'

Joey signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't tell him!'

The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!'

KingEagle asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say?'

'He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger.'

Familys splitting up

Written by Princessteeg

assassins was killed whilst in the dark ones. There was no underboss to take over so the family split up.

Competition Time!

Written by Princessteeg

Guess who this beautiful girls gangster parent is...
Give it ago and message me with who you think it is!!!

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The grand prize will be $2.0M and 100 prison bribes, good luck everyone!

Members from the Mad Hatters family will be unable to join this competition.

Contemplating

Written by Joey

Found a rare photo of a well known gangster Contemplating his next move.

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Thank you I'm Back

Written by Joey

Thank you For Reading Hope you enjoyed, And thank you for looking after the Times for me. I am back and looking forward to doing GNTV very soon. So any news you got no matter how small I can and might use in the Times.

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