Welcome to round 15

Written by Joey

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Breaking News

Written by Joey

BREAKING NEWS
Panther Elites Tonight got killed by members of The Tags.....................

LadyPurr boss killed by Bonnie

Beardguy Underboss killed by Walker

More members have been killed, i am off undercover to get the full inside info, or maybe just read chat and make it up from there.

Please tune in next time for the full story of the assault on Panthers Elite HQ

In the news today

Written by Joey

So day 4 of the new round saw the first faamily take out when stormzy1 was killed whilst he was the Boss in TheMob. and due to him being on his own in the top spots the family was killed of with him.
He was killed by Inspired from The Tags, new family this round and already making a name for themselves.
I spoke to the killer and his boss for an official statement on the event and the replies was simple ones from both. StumanLivo, "bear hug"? ?
Inspired "one word: Reckless"
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And in other news still involving Stu, Brawadis who returned as Crenshaw. Died in StumanLivo's Back fire, i managed to speak to all involved in the shooting and and Crenshaw had a few things on his chest one thing he said to his reasons for shooting was "Hes the biggest hugger on GN......." the rest i would like to leave out of the Times.

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CodexGigas a former member of The Jungle was kicked by the boss Monk3y, then his partner in crime MrJinglez left the family, these two obviously not happy with the situation decided to kill the Monk3y. so they both set out to kill him but MrJinglez was spotted drawing his gun and killed in Monkey's Back fire.
Then befor he had time to do anything CodexGigas fired all he had and kille the Boss of The Jungle. and once again we see another family taken from GN.
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Deathmatch

Written by JoeyJ

Hi i have got a few more things to say about Deathmatch that we had recently, but i would like to talk about it on your next episode of GNTV, when i get my technical issues sorted.
But one note i would like to add was the first official kill of DM went to Ffsincognito when they killed amisaacs.

On a personal note it was a good Deathmatch even if one or two players seem to take it a bit to personal.

Genesis was the last of the original family's left standing, finally being taken out by Beth after many back fire wasters tried and failed to.

And i went through most of the Wonderland character names to the point where i was running out at the end.

So if you got anything from Deathmatch you want to talk about please let me know and i will add it to my notes.

Nude Army Wedding Part 1.....

Written by Joey

So I did a little bit of digging last week and found out that there was going to be a secret Family wedding and Joey was not invited.
Obviously i was not happy with this so i decided to take matters into my own hands.
And took control of the situation by Drugging the Priest in charge of the wedding and adorned his attire for the day.
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So Bezz was the groom (and i diddnt even see a shotgun) he was first to arrive at the pub next door, where i was meeting the the family, We had a good laugh and joke until his best man MrReynolds came running in shouting "She has now driven past the church 4 times, do you think its time we went in now". I guess someone needed to stop me Drinking.
So Bezz and his best man for the job MrRenyolds and his motley crew of miscreants took to there side of the church staggered into the church and sat in there places for the ceremony.
In walked the Bride QueenSindel2 with what looked suspiciously like a Colt45 inside her Bouquet of white Roses, accompanied by her Dad for the day Mutt2.
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Followed up the aisle was the Bridesmaid in a lovely Mushy Pea Green Gown, was of course Pea.
The actual service was going lovely until it was time to produce the Rings, MrReynolds went to the wrong pocket and produced his Cock Ring from the night in the before in the hotel, the most embarrassed person in the Church was Pea who looked very sheepishly towards the Floor.
All was resolved when from another Pocket came the rings chosen by QueenSindel2 and Bezz.
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The rest of the service went without a hitch, apart from myself forgetting my reading glasses and making up most of the service as i went along.
So as the wedding party when of to some sweet location to have some overpaid guy with a camera tell them where to stand for the next hour, when all they really want to do is join me at the reception propping up the bar already.
So in come the whole wedding party except the bride and groom as they went of to apparently do some privat photo's. But when they did turn up bezz's zipper was still undone and there was lipstick on the bit of shirt that was sticking out from it. (insert your own image here)
TO BE CONTINUED..........................................

GN Oscar Awards

Written by Qtex

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PHX JOKE OF THE DAY

Written by Joey

Submitted to me from somone else but origianlly by PHX

Donna decided to give herself a big treat for her birthday
by staying overnight in a really nice hotel. When she checked out the
next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.
She demanded to know why the charge was so high. “I agree it’s a nice hotel,
but the rooms aren’t worth £250.00 for just an overnight stay! I didn’t even have breakfast.”
The clerk told Donna that £250.00 is the ‘standard rate’, and breakfast
had been included had she wanted it. She insisted on speaking to the
Manager.
Joey the Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced:
“This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use.”
“But I didn’t use them,” Donna said.
”Well, they are here, and you could have,” explained Joey.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.
“We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here,” Joey said.
“But I didn’t go to any of those shows,” she said.
“Well, we have them, and you could have,” Joey replied.
No matter what amenity the Joey mentioned, she replied, “But I
didn’t use it!” and Joey countered with his standard response.
After several minutes’ discussion, and with Joey still unmoved,
she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.
Joey was surprised when he looked at the check. “But Donna, this cheque is for £50.00.”
“That’s correct I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me,” Donna replied.
“But I didn’t!” exclaimed the very surprised Joey
“Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.”

The Bookies

Written by Joey

The Bookies

Hi all and welcome to Joey's Bookies. Some of you will know how this works and some of you wont so this is a run down on how to make a bet with Joey's.

Step 1, You send Joey a request to bet on what you want to bet on.(can be anything i can find the correct odds for, boxing, tennis and football is a favourite)

ie, Chelsea to beat Hull city 2-1

Step 2, i will check the odds ect and send these to you with the max bet i will accept on this(i have to make sure i can cover it)

ie, 10/1 max bet $50,000 potential return = $550,000

Step 3, You send me the cash to make your bet with a message saying what your bet is.

ie, Erby has sent you $50,000 cash (following a 10% tax deduction from $40,000).
The following reference was attached: Chelsea to beat Hull 2-1

Step 4, If your team wins send me a message and claim your winnings.

Step 5, always read the small print

Terms and conditions
if you send me any money without first checking odds i will send you back your cash minus a small handling charge less tax.
please not the above example is just that an example
any winnings is only payable to the account that made the bet, so if you die tuff.
terms and conditions are subject to change as and when they need to
always read the small print

Thank you

Written by Joey

Thank you For Reading Hope you enjoyed, and please do keep them shout outs coming. And any news you got no matter how small I can and might use in the Times.

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