TlBBERS Shout out edition

Written by JoeyJ



Written by JoeyJ



Written by JoeyJ

this area is reserved for Eagle Enterprises Video in response to BadBoyz

Cinna's BarkBox

Written by DirePup


Tom (SafcTID) wanted me to give a shoutout to "all the southern softies on gn like Steve with this song." He included a link to this lovely song:

Since I don't have much to write about, I decided to entertain his shoutout. He wants you all to go listen to that song.

Guys, Qtex was for a short while going to be in the times with a "Lonely Hearts Corner." Barf.
Anyways I've got 2 breaking news stories today for ya.

First BREAKING NEWS: My birthday is next week, on September 15th. Everyone better celebrate it. I will accept gifts as well. It'll be my birthday pawty.

Second news:
While things have seemingly died down between Bad Boyz and Eagle Enterprises, EE has still been keeping busy with shooting. EE's focus had shifted from Bad Boyz to Mutts Marauders, as MM members kept shooting at EE and yelling in main. Literally, you can log in any night, and see an argument going on. Usually not a very good one, just people blabbing, but yeah. Apparently FutherMucker wants to meet up with us in real and beat us up in real life. His reply in most fights is to come see him and get beat up. #RealLifeGangstaz. Apparently they also believe its dumb to shoot more than minimum bullets at them, as this is what they told OmieDaHomie.

Anyways, EE has been turning their attention to the blue family, now that things aren't as busy with BB, and on the night of September 9th, or morning of September 10th for you European individuals, Mutts Marauders asked EE for a truce. They report that they want to rank in peace and be left alone if EE would just take a truce with them. MM members report that they have always wanted peace with EE, but that EE members are cocky cunts. (This is true, some of us are.) FutherMucker offered to make a kill for EE or commit suicide himself if that meant EE would leave his family alone. The big question now, is will EE entertain a truce?

And what happened with the war between Bad Boyz and EE? Not much shooting has been going on. Well what happened is, nothing really. Shoot every now and then, get bored, stop, repeat. That's about it. Wish I had a more exciting answer than that. BadBoyz shot a few EE members a couple days ago, and EE has yet to shoot back, leading to a period of quiet stand still. BB has not shot again, and EE has not retaliated. They have short attention spans.

Okay as I was writing this, although we were chilling and ignoring BadBoyz, the clown (ShowBiz) keeps harassing us and calling us out in main starting shit. Sigh. Here we go again.
Just some tiny parts:



Why is he so angry that we shot members from MM?...Was never this angry through all the shooting with his own fam O.o

In other news, Hells..many may not know her because yeah, not superbly relevant. But Hells, HellsAngel, whatever else she's gone by idc. Apparently she faked her own death in real and went all out having "others" post funeral pictures to her Facebook page. Awk.

Other than that, not much has happened. My birthday coming up next week is the most exciting thing to happen to GN lately. The holidays are in the near future, get ready for Pawlloween and Pupmas (or Pawnukah). See you all soon.

Ask the Family

Written by JoeyJ

Welcome to Ask the Family.
This is the bit where i ask all the Bosses and Underbosses the same queston and see what they come up with.

JoeyJay Times Editor: Today's Ask the family question?
Day 82 of round 14 Been a good round I think so far, been a few wars and family take outs so my question to you is, Do you own a pet if so what is it and what's its name, if no is there a pet you would like and what would you call it?

1 Eagle Enterprises
Dog called Barkley :dog:

Yes i own many pets... but my favorite and most loyal pet is my eagle... iv even given him a human name in steven. I found steven at the HQ of the RSPCA he had been missed treated and left to rot by his previous owner rob. Ever since i took care of this eagle he has developed a bubbly personality and has started to spread his wings again. Whats great about a pet eagle is he knows im the boss and does not dare answer back to me :) Yall should find an eagle fuck walking dogs when you can fly around on your eagle giving people shit and if they answer back he eats them. Yall wish you had a steven dont you :)

2 BadBoyz
I own two Budgies Called Hinge and Bracket
We have lovely Poodle called Casper as most of you might have seen from gntv now and then. Also got a pond in the garden with severall fish but 2 have names as they are my Grandaughters and Grandsons one is Butterfly and the other Rah Rah, the fish not my graandkids.
3 Crimson Immortals
hm , :thinking: I'd want a baby Rottweiler, so it could grow up to kill all my enemies.
it is a great round so far joey :p , and i have bengal cat, whom i call "Kit Kat" and / or "Little Bit" oddly enough every pet ive had has ended up having multiple names.
i have a pet owl called cece

4 Genesis

Very boring answer, I don't own any pets. And tbh I don't think I want to either, a lot of them are too much like hard work, and I don't really have the time for them! Haha.

5 mutts marauders
i would love to own a Rottweiler and name it loco

I have 2 American blue nose terriers. Their names are Zeus and Aglaia
6 OldSkulPlayers

7 HellJumpers
I have a dog, it's a white labrador and it's name is Flynn, would like to have some waterturtles tho
Ia dog named Floyd, a cat named Rufus.


9 Gangters
I have a German Shepherd Chow named Sasha.

10 backup squad
i have a jack russel called sasha
and american pitbull called raigo

Please note i failed to ask all the bosses and Under-bosses as they changed and moved befor i got to print.
Also i am looking for some good questions to use for this so any suggestions please do say so.

JoeyJay's Joke of the Day

Written by JoeyJ

Joyhandles an Old School Gangster from The Seventh Circle was teaching a class to a bunch of new Gnsville Gangsters on the Afterlife.
To get a feel for his audience, Joyhandles asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 of the Gangsters raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start.
Out of those who believe in ghosts, keep your hands up if any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 left up their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Now, has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 of them with their hands still up.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three guys now have their hands up.
"That's fantastic. Now I have just one last question. Have any of you ever actually made love to a ghost?"
Right at the back, KingEagle keeps his hand up in the air.
Joyhandles takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this talk, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
KingEagle top ranked Member and Boss of EE, replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front, Joyhandles asks, "So, KingEagle, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
KingEagle replied, "Oh no, sorry! Sitting right at the back there, I thought you said Goats."

Qtex's Corner

Written by KingCyrus

Qtex's Corner

This is my first times article edition for the times, Any feed back about whats said or future idea's would be appreciated.

First I've had a request by a fellow family member as he's lonely & looking for love. So I'm yelling to all you single women out their in the GN community to message Senseless. He says he will show you a real G & will take you on an adventure. One another note I would like to congratulate Dolly (Yolandi) & Leanne (Sindel) are lesbian lovers. The whole blues camp are loving this exciting news & MatchStick is in his element.

Omie go back to school

I'm not sure if this is just my opinion or everyone's BUT OmieDaHomie is illiterate and needs to go back to school to learn some grammar & Learn how to spell & construct sentences. So I would love to offer you this once in a lifetime opportunity Omie by which the blues camp will foot the cost in your education as we all feel you need help in this department. Dolly my receptionists & Leanne GN resident teacher will type up an application for you to apply. Just a heads up you may not qualify for this fantastic opportunity as we do require some sort of initiative. If your application is successful we will give you a PASS with your start date.

OmieDaHomie Bad news I regret to inform you that you do not meet the required entry level to join Blues college due to your IQ level. Apply next year.

Don't worry OmieDaOmie we understand you may not be able to read this so Kells from the blue computing & technical department has kindly done this video for you to get the message.

Also a little message from our blue's principle Smokin towards Omie & the reds . All you EE members are wankers with small dicks. Enough Said. #TeamBlue #Dream Team #Blues Best #Kings & Queens #We Love Ourselves #Keeping It Real #We Are The Best #We Are The Sexiets Fam

Death Match Is Upon Us

As your all aware GN round 14 is nearly over & closing in on Death Match. For those of you new players out there who have no idea what Death Match is I'll explain briefly. Death Match lasts for 10 days and it's purely for players to use the remaining of their bullets, money & GN credits. As they do not follow over to the new round. Also as the days go by in Death Match Butchie (Game Administrator) will add bullets in the auction house cheaply. Bullets will also increase in bullet stores as the Death Match concludes. Your be able to buy more a time also. Death Match really is meant to be all out carnage, Settling old scores. LETS HOPE DEATH MATCH IS MORE EXCITING THEN THE ROUND.

Qtex's Video Of The Week

OmieDaHomie in his team blues outfit dancing as he's thinking he will be educated by the dream team. #TeamBlue

Qtex's Video For The Banter

The Head of the reds found dead soon in a reservoir near you.


Team Blues Song


Thank you all for reading Qtex out!!!

Qtex's Lonely Hearts Corner

Written by EnglishKid

This is my first times article edition for the times, Any feed back about whats said or future idea's would be appreciated.

Now back to it. Feeling lonely ? For all my fellow Gangster Nation gangsters or just want someone to talk to ,Look no further then Qtex's Lonely Hearts Corner.

Still in progress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Thank you

Written by JoeyJ

Thank you For Reading Hope you enjoyed, and please do keep them shout outs coming. And any news you got no matter how small I can and might use in the Times.