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Written by JoeyJay

MRSNUGGLE aka CALLIE2 (rank 27)
Had a pop at killing Siria (rank 17)
when asked why he replied"honestly i have no idee why.... Random i gauss",
"The guy has a HUGE backfire of like 50+k. for his level and activity i did not thought he was that loaded with bullets. But yes. Lets call it an miss judge...."

Thoughts of the Times......oops.......must have rebounded of something
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JoeyJay
Times Editor: I see you took out a family called Crisp today, may I ask why?

Goddess2
for the achievement

JoeyJay
ok that's cool, so nothing personal just a random hit

Goddess2
random
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JoeyJay Times Editor: I see your second on the killers list, this is a great place to be and not many kills away from top alive killer, so let me ask you, what colour underwear do you wear when killing?

Stumanlivo
i am i hugged them to death, and who wears underwear in GN
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JoeyJays Joke of the Day

Written by JoeyJay

By the time OmieDaHomie pulled into Gnsville, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded to the last hotel manager, "Or just a bed--I don't really care where. I'm completely exhausted"

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, JoeyJay" admitted the manager, "and I'm sure he would be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, Joey snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained all week. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

"No problem," OmieDaHomie assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning OmieDaHomie came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. The manager asked him how he survived the night with Joey's snoring.
"Never better." OmieDaHomie said.

The manager was impressed. "No problem with JoeyJay's snoring, then?"
"Nope. I shut him up in no time."
"How'd you manage that?"
"Joey was already in bed, snoring away. when I came in the room," OmieDaHomie said. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Good night, beautiful' and he sat up all night watching me."

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Ask the Family

Written by JoeyJay

Ask the Family.
This is the bit where i ask all the Bosses and Underbosses the same queston and see what they come up with.

Ask the Family, Today question?
Day 31 of round 14, The Creator has made some great changes to the gam over the years, is there a feature you think is missing from the past or something you might like to see added if humanly possible.
This has been sent to all Bosses and Underbosses of all family's

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I would like to add that an Annon user requested for Bingo to be part of GN.
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1st Higher Standards
KingEagle
Add kevlar fuck bfw culture
Cocaine
poker!

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2nd Crime Syndicate
Trouble
goddess1
I want to see peoples friends lists again...Like other members friends list lol
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3rd BadBoyz
Elayna
Yeah I personally think old slots should be brought back where players can own it.
Erby
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4th Genesis
Stumanlivo
well ive played for a very long time and i can honestly say besides life insurance the game is much better than it used to be id like to have drug dealing back you used to buy a bigger backpack to carry more travel to sell them at different prices i think stock market is in its place now
Safcftm
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5th Synergy
Kitt
hey just asked family for input so could be a bit more to follow lol
but for me i would like to see a separate garage for mission cars how it would be done i have no clue
i would like an insurance for vehicle theft as its a pain having to keep redoing them if your killed
i agree with Jessie with the backfire thing totally doesn't seem right balance
bounties to be open and out there not anon done
same with disrespect no anon
old game i played had car races that would be cool adds level points when you win
the ability to sell your properties on ah
think thats it
oh the selling of properties in ah would have to be worked so couldn't just be passed round the family that has them they used to do it in the old mafia game i played not sure how they monitored it though lol
Jessie
yes, would be good to have 2 bf's, one for those that shoot minimum and another for those who try to kill outright, seems unfair for someone to shoot about 50k at someone and they shoot back say like 800k,
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6th Cyber Orgy
UncleMonk3y
The use of credits for bulk scratch is shit.
Drug dealing was a nice feature.
Profiles were better on legacy version.
Facebook compatibility ruined the game.
Steve being #2 is about the only consistency we've had.
Creating a credit lotto would be dope.
Same goes for credit bounties.
Bfws should be modified to minimize bullet wasting.
Everyone should be voting for Monk3y.
Mike should cs.
The end.
ScaryLeaner

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7th No Standards
ODB
GetLayed

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8th The Originals
NinjaBoy
He definitely needs to bring back VIP+ Messaging for family's not sure why mike would take out such a great feature. And Drug Trading what kind of gangsters are we if we cant deal drugs
Khaleesi
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9th Bad Meets Evil
Suttle8
I think DH needs changing maybe make it more difficult to pass as there too easy but make the bullet take higher seems pointless to get few hundred or so want to make it were you can get atleast 30k plus make it more worth doing thanks
MardyBum
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10th Group Therapy
MikkeMus
ChinaDoll
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The Brotherhood
11th The Brotherhood
Brasco
BlueLabel

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Please note i failed to ask all the bosses and Under-bosses as they changed and moved befor i got to print.
Also i am looking for some good questions to use for this so any suggestions please do say so.

We Brits make our American cousins Say

Written by JoeyJay

"WHAT"


#1 When the idea of washing machines in kitchens was just super strange.
To us it is a normal place to have them.

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#2 When they questioned our fine food.
Apparently Baked Beans on Toast is not normal. And Spotted Dick is somthing Americans would go to the Doctor for.

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#3 When they stumbled upon the British legend Mr Blobby.
I Dont see the issue, we even have Blobby land.
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#4 When our lack of tipping was exposed.
thats due to the fact we pay our staff wages.

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#5 When the “cheeky Nando’s” meme had all of America scratching their heads.
nothing beats a cheeky Nando's

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#6. When we confused them with our holidays.
They Dont get BonFire Night, and as for May Day and dancing around a maypole well forget it.

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#7. When America didn’t have a word for “fortnight”.
its true apperntly they dont have a word for it.

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#8. When our two-tap system was a mystery.
One for Hot and one for Cold, its a mystery to Americans

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#9. When they had questions about our tea-drinking habits.
I am Guessing Hot Tea with milk is not an option
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#10. Our Good old British sense of humour.
Apparently calling your mates names on greeting them is not normal.

Thank you

Written by JoeyJay

Thank you For Reading Hope you enjoyed, and please do keep them shout outs coming.
And any news you got no matter how small I can and might use in the Times.

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