Family wipe outs

Written by JoeyJay



Written by JoeyJay

Ask the Family

Written by JoeyJay

Welcome to Ask the Family.
This is the bit where i ask all the Bosses and Underbosses the same queston and see what they come up with.

Today question?
Day 28 of round 14 so how do you see things going for you and your family so far, anyone not in your family who you was hoping to recruit?

Higher Standards
Fam: Round is going okay. We are just hugging like typical. Hoping nobody shoots us so we can all just hug together. We are working on hopefully becoming the best family this round. We have a lot of work to do though. United Basterds definitely have the upper hand on everyone so far at this point.
Hypno: The only person we are missing that we hoped to have is Mike aKa Butchie.
Robert: I predict KingEagle Remains #2
KingEagle: Mike is a little bitch.
OmieDaHomie- Just say how much I love Beth.
GetLayed: No I don’t want to add anything
BabyEagle : I miss my dad Helt. I wish FOE was still here.
KingBowser: I will rape anyone at RPS

Crime Syndicate

To be Honest I didn't expect to be running a family this round. I came back this round just to get back into the game and find my place again, But now I'm boss I intend to make sure everyone is prepared for anything and of course I expected to have different people around but I'm happy with the people I got

things are going pretty well got some kills early on in the round thats always nice everyone we have seems to be gelling well together, i want to recruit kitt because shes a noob
Things are going well for me, haven't ranked as much as I would have like due to being busy IRL. But hopefully things will settle down and I can start working my way up the rankings again! Family is going great, we have slight disagreements (but who doesn't), all in all we are a good bunch and we have good banter between us all. I would hate to name people, if any, for the final question, so for now I will say no, we are all getting along well in the family, so I'll leave it at that!


Cyber Orgy
I would like to decline to comment
Prefer you to ask another member

The Originals

Bad Meets Evil
I feel that my family is progressing well got some great members who help each other out a lot we all get on great got a strong set have some great banter in fam chat seem to be ranking and stocking well got a great system going and hope we can all stick together in future rounds and as for who I hope to recruit that's simple decent loyal members who are for the fam and for helping each other and great banter which I have so couldn't ask for anymore at the moment. That ok for you thanks
and not to forget that I'm sure they all think I'm an awesome boss and just the best

No Standards
Not recruiting nublets, but recruiting. Got shot at by some nub family I took out. Good thing I was expecting a bfw and set my backfire low. Oh and winning bullet lotto was nice. Oh and this is the boot camp for higher standards... Thus the name

Group Therapy
lets just say, we are a family of old friends. some playing togheter since 2005. or more. ofc there are friends out there we miss, but they will come if they will, we are not a prison, just players that know eachother! nothing more fun than playing togheter!

United Bastards

died (backfire) whilst in United Bastards. LittleCobra took over as the boss.
died (killed) whilst in United Bastards. There was no underboss to take over so the family split up.

Team Titans
No comment on this one Joey thanks for the message :)

Please note i failed to ask all the bosses and Under-bosses as they changed and moved befor i got to print.
Also i am looking for some good questions to use for this so any suggestions please do say so.

Offside Rule Explained.

Written by JoeyJay

Just to calrify this is for the whole world Football(soccer) and not hand eggBall(American football)

I know I'll get some stick for this, but my wife now understands the offside rule after this explanation.
I'll check her out during the next season when Chelsea dominate once more.
Anyway here goes.
"This is the "offside rule" explained for women:
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!?"

Thank you

Written by JoeyJay

Thank you For Reading Hope you enjoyed, and please do keep them shout outs coming. And any news you got no matter how small I can and might use in the Times.