Be the best!

Written by Cain

Find the best , be the best ! Find the inner gangster within you! This is like he protein shake of the exercise world! mentally physically exert yourself into the gangsternation life! Whilst most of the outside world are slimming themselves into January 2017! Make sure this is not you! We need!

Ranking! Timers are crucial keep on top of these beauty's and February will see you in nicely!
Mentoring! Selling these bad boys will help increase bank funds!
Bullets! Every gangster needs these as much use as a chocolate saucepan if not!
Chat! Keep in touch with your other gangster buddies!
Family! Every true gangster has a strong backing stay in close knit with your buddy ole pals!

Click click and more clicking it seriously is finger licking good! Or is that KFC.. ah man now I'm hungry now.

So guys and girls remember this game wouldn't be as awesome as it is without you! Your family and your keyboard need you!

** In the time taken to read this your timers have reset chop chop ** ** Happy Gaming **

National bring your pet to work day!

Written by Cain

Latest news coming in from the National bring your pet to work day.. fantastic images now rolling fresh off the press!







Babykitten & Walker




Cains lucky winner

Written by Cain

And the winner of the notorious Xmas days queens speach is..... drum roll please dum deeeeee drrrrrmmmmmmmm drmmmm brmmm brmmmm! Remember this cash is 100% not legitimate I promise you I did extort it! Steal it and sell cars for it! Even sold a bit of cocaine on the way!

** Bovine ** "Not all us can do great things, but we can do small things with love"


$2,000,000 of illegal cash is on the way!

Luck luck or no luck

Written by Cain

So there's this guy he's hanging around for ages not saying anything just staring , after a whole lotta time I say hey what's going on there bro he looks confused and dazzled "hey bro I'm down on luck you got any?" So I hand over my dog lucky ?! I told him to bring back him in three pieces no more no less! So the following day I wait around waiting for them to return! I wait and wait until eventually they both turn back up. But lucky just isn't looking the same he's missing his unique lucky spot! It just turns out that lucky is an IMPOSTER!

Moral of the story you borrow something return it in the same condition?!

Co-written by Axeidents

Gangster jokes

Written by Cain

Bill: Where did you
get that gold watch
Joe: I won it in a race.
Bill: How many people participated
in it?
Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!

What do you get when you cross a gangster with a garbage man?
Organized grime

What does a gangster look for in a new car?
Trunk space

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry
mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the
"That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this

"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.