Nasty Basterds Clipped

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GN News

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So another action packed couple of days on Gangster Nation, another family being dropped, then being re-made by people in the family to then have it fall to pieces, never works!

So what happened?

Well Dexter has given me the low down on why they shot at Nasty Basterds (Insert 4’s at need) Well they had 3 reasons! The first was that someone had told them that NB was previously searching for members of Confectorium, who I am not from this moment going to refer to as Confectionery! So that was 1 reason, what are the other 2?

The second was age old reason, rank, Amelia had out ranked Dexter, and Dexter was clearly not happy with this, the third and final reason was because infidel made them feel abit silly, by putting on his profile that people were hiring secret killers. Well they’re not very secret now?

It was also said to me the day before that Bruza was asked to backfire waste by a member of Confectionery. This has been denied. Basicaly DonS was not very happy with what Benjy had said about The Brotherhood in the previous issue. So if you heard this. Dexter said it wasn’t true!

General News

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Hello there and welcome to General News with me, Hyperion!.

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Profile Rating

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So who’s it going to be? Well its going to be !

We will be judging his profile on style, content, pictures, text, music and my overall opinion! So if you want to see his profile, here it is kiddies!

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Style: Well what a boring simple profile, no real style to it, all matching simple as! 3/5

Content: Well theres a picture, some text and a random link? Not much content really or valuable content 2/5

Pictures: Well yeah, kinda poor if you think, one saying his name. Borefest! 2/5

Text: Well theres a funky lil quote about a battle. 4/5

Music: Well erm, no music! 0/5

My Opinion: Short, simple boring 3/5

And the average score is: 2.1/5

Video of the issue

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So yeah, abit of basketball musical chairs. Watch what happens when the last 2 are up! Sore looser much!

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If you have a video which you wish to enter, then message me!

#GuessTheGangster

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Well as no one has yet guessed #GuessTheGangster its gonna keep going, so yeah lets have another look at this sexy fella!

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So last times clues were:

1) He’s a self confessed internet troll
2) He had a brother that played GN
3)He’s had many good accounts, and hides even better!

So lets add 2 more clues to the mix!

4) He’s from Essex (hence the dodgey side parting)
5) One of his account names is a famous food!

So, if you want to guess, and you win you will get 2 credits!

Good luck, and message Plainy

(If you want to be Guess the Gangster, then just message me!)

Messages From the Gangsters

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No real messages from the Gangsters this week, so I’m going to throw in some positive feedback! Just o basically make me feel abit better about myself!

ReceivedToday, 10:13:43 PM from Volt
SubjectNo Subject
Message
nice times

ReceivedToday, 10:14:17 PM from Exposed
SubjectNo Subject
Message
nice times issue sweetie

If you have something you want to throw in the next issue, then message me!

5 Random Questions to 5 Random people!

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Well I have asked 5 random gangster these 5 random questions:

1) Have you ever slept in a shed?
2) Have you ever gone to school commando?
3) What underwear are you wearing right now?
4) Strawberry’s or Banana’s?
5) What is the point in a Daddy-Long-Legs?

Lets see the replies!

1nstinct

1) Have you ever slept in a shed?
Nope not that i could remember

2) Have you ever gone to school commando?
Nope i haven't

3) What underwear are you wearing right now?
Light blue boxers

4) Strawberry’s or Banana’s?
Definetly strawberrys

5) What is the point in a Daddy-Long-Legs?
Because they make people scream like a bitch

MrBlobby

1) Have you ever slept in a shed?
No

2) Have you ever gone to school commando?
Yes

3) What underwear are you wearing right now?
Just

4) Strawberry’s or Banana’s?
Strawberry

5) What is the point in a Daddy-Long-Legs?
to show over spiders who the daddy is


GanjaLad

1) Have you ever slept in a shed?
Slept outside a shed..

2) Have you ever gone to school commando?
Nope

3) What underwear are you wearing right now?
None

4) Strawberry’s or Banana’s?
bananas

5) What is the point in a Daddy-Long-Legs?
what is the point in asking?

bRuZa

1) Have you ever slept in a shed?
Never

2) Have you ever gone to school commando?
Never

3) What underwear are you wearing right now?
Plain Grey Boxers

4) Strawberry’s or Banana’s?
Hmmmmm Strawberrys

5) What is the point in a Daddy-Long-Legs?
What is the point off ants? Butterflies ? flies?

Hyperion

1) Have you ever slept in a shed?
No yet

2) Have you ever gone to school commando?
Maybe

3) What underwear are you wearing right now?
Comic strip - KAPOW!

4) Strawberry’s or Banana’s?
Banana's

5) What is the point in a Daddy-Long-Legs?
You dont mess with THE daddy when they have long legs, Ya get me ?

A Word from the editor

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Well yeah! Another issue, another couple of days. Next issue will be on Thursday, I am also going to watch batman on Thursday. Which all my friends will be happy about because I’ve been so over excited for the past month bouncing around pretending to be batman shouting “IM BATMAN” around everywhere.

Yeah, I’m weird!

If you want an interview, or have your profile rated. Then message me as soon as possible!

Thanks for reading, remember to vote 5/5

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