Hi! Im Pup

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Hello all people of GN. I'm Cinna, or pup for now. I am this weeks Times Editor, and will publish a new issue about 2-3 times a week.

I will be looking for contributors, who can help add articles each week. You will need to have a general idea about something you think would be a good addition to the Times, and PM your idea to me. You could get published!

Also, as you all know, each week GN votes for an editor of the Times. Keep voting me as your editor, and you will get the best issues of the Times every week! I'm hilarious, mostly nice, and overall pretty awesome. Keep me your editor, and the Times will be funny, honest, and keep you up to date on everything happening on GN.

Cinna's Bark Box

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Good news...or bad depending on how you look at it. Our search for Dylan is now over...Not that we were ever actually looking. Apparently his scorned wife has released him, and he is back on the streets looking for a new woman! He'd prefer a nice lady, but if you're a man he'll still love to consider you, as long as you will let him chop your balls off to make you more lady-ish.

Monkey has managed to show his face again after letting a pony get the best of him. Please compliment him on his braveness for coming back despite the complete embarassment. And I don't really know where Jamal is right now, probably in jail or on drugs.
Steve, the eagle, has respectfully retired from the round after a shameful performance. If you're new this round, you might not know him because he hasn't made much of an impact. Dylan announced he killed twins that he and Hellz had, so even Dylan has more kills right now than Steve got the entire round. Word is he might be switching to Farmville for next round. (I think there are ponies on Farmville though so watch out for that Monkey.)

For those of us that were happy that Austin committed suicide, I regret to inform you it was just to come back on a new account and kill Caboose. He is not quitting the game. He is going to attempt to prove that he can make a kill by himself without his usual being fed bullets and money. This kill is Caboose though, so it's a pretty easy task. Minimum will do.

JoeyJays joke of the day

Written by JoeyJay

CrimsonCloud started work in the Gnsville chemist shop.

She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the GN Gangsters. Joey was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own.

CrimsonCloud had to confide in him her worries about selling the contraceptives.

"Look," Joey said. "My regular customers don't ask for condoms, they'll ask for a 310 (small like what Ajax will order) a 320 (medium like what MoeLesterr has) or a 330 (large Like what Akasha orders ;) ). The word condom wont even be used. EVER...!

The first day was fine but on the second day a black guy came in to the shop, put out his hand and said "350".

CrimsonCloud panicked.

She phoned Joey on his mobile and told him of her predicament.

"Go back in and check if he has a yellow bucket hanging between his legs" Joey told CrimsonCloud.

So CrimsonCloud peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between his legs. "Yes !" she said "He's got a big one hanging there"..!

Joey said "Thank fuck for that, Now Go back in and give him £3-50. He's the Window Cleaner..!”:)

A Ruff Day

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Unstable from the family Core10 was hanging in the basement minding his own business on a bright, sunny day. (GN people don't go outside on sunny days). Then all of a sudden, a fellow level 50 from the family FOE, Bunny, targets his bank TWICE stealing his money! Unstable has been bullied his whole life, and this event brought upon flashbacks of being beaten up for his lunch money. This fills Unstable up with so much rage, and he decides enough is enough. He finally stands up for himself and shoots Bunny for taking his money. Bunny warned him that she had “gazillions” of bullets and promised him that he would die in backfire, but Unstable was able to take her down in just one shot.

Unstable skipped away happily, very proud of himself. He rounds the corner and gets taken down by Cloud, avenging her female lover. The family of FOE decides to get involved. Tony of FOE then killed Joey, boss of Core10. Cloud got a bit cocky with herself after taking down one person successfully, and decided to try again. However, she failed when she tried to open fire on Nomak, but he killed her in backfire.

Solarflare, disappointed with Cloud’s failure, decides to do the job himself, and finishes off Nomak. Solarflare then has his family member Tony shoot at Erby, but Erby kills Tony in backfire. Solarflare confidently walks up to Erby, ready to finish him off, and gets knocked to the ground and killed instantly by Erby. Way to go Erby on getting not only one, but two, 50’s in backfire. Vegan shook his head and finished off Erby, only to be killed later that day.

FOE decides that they can’t be taken advantage of, so they decide to step up and double their efforts. Jade takes down Mandez in just one easy shot, and makes a swift getaway, unharmed. Good job Jade. Pyro from FOE decided to get in on the fun and managed to successfully kill IceMafia and get away with it.

Unstable, who started this whole ordeal over two small extortions, comes back for more. He shoots at FOE again, this time killing TheNewHitman. He must have shot his load in one last attempt, because Storm then kills him with ease for attacking his family. Shaw then kills Merica, just to prove that he can. And Hulmey attempts to get in on the action to show his fam how cool he is, but sadly died in Curry’s backfire.

FOE dropped Core10, but the survivors recreated a family and very creatively named it Core11 (Really guys?). Core then surrendered from the fight. Joey from Core10/11 wants to congratulate FOE on their victory.

Pupoween

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Pupoween will be here at the end of the month. PM me with scary stories, ghostly jokes, and anything else that has to do with this wonderful time of the year. They will be featured in the next issue. Try not to get harmed by any killer clowns in the meantime.

Pawful Facts

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Polar bear fur is transparent, not white. (Transparent hair, is that what Monkey has on his head?)

Cat kidneys are so efficient they can rehydrate by drinking seawater. So if all of GN was trapped on an island, Rob would be our only survivor.

An octopus has three hearts, while the Maid has zero.

Every second, a bee can flap its wings 11,000 times. If they can flap their mouths even half as much, it'll explain why Helt never stops talking.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. This is how Dylan has so many children.

Beavers have orange teeth. (So does QueenB.)

The End

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Thanks for reading! Be ready for another issue being released about mid-week. PM me if you are interested in being a contributor in this issue or have anything you’d like to see in the upcoming issue.

Watch out for Joeys next episode of GNTV, which should be coming soon.

Also, remember to vote for me, Cinna/Pup, this week for Times Editor, because I am clearly the best option. Don't get cray.