The GangsterNation Times

Written by StylezZ

In this edition of the Times you will have the daily news of all the shootings since the last issue.

As also you lovely lot we have got a competition set up by the very lovely Versace.

Once you have had enough of the news you can scroll to the bottom of the page for some random chats and some jokes.

Please try to enjoy and rate, please tell me what you would like to see in the next Edition of the times.

Competition; key is to converse

Written by Versace


The enemy of my enemy is my friend

Written by Versace


Strange Danger!

Written by StylezZ

Aurora [X] Today, 11:40:49 PM
Well my pleasure

TheDevil [X] Today, 11:38:47 PM
Okay babe, shh now

Aurora [X] Today, 11:38:36 PM
You just have issues brah

Aurora [X] Today, 11:38:26 PM
I don't think any girl would like that

TheDevil [X] Today, 11:36:53 PM
See, Hannah would love that, your no fun

Aurora [X] Day 59, 11:49:51 PM
Aurora [X] Today, 11:36:14 PM
No thanks, chopped up dick isn't my cup of tea

TheDevil [X] Today, 11:34:02 PM
Yes, but only if you eat it

Aurora [X] Today, 11:32:24 PM
So is it sexy if I chop off your little wiener and put it in a blender

TheDevil [X] Today, 11:31:31 PM
Weird is the new sexy baby

Aurora [X] Today, 11:30:40 PM
For some reason I didn't get any love from this convo, just lots of weirdness

TheDevil [X] Today, 11:28:51 PM
You could of kept quiet, and kept the love going

Aurora [X] Today, 11:28:42 PM
She probably hates your guts

Aurora [X] Today, 11:28:26 PM

TheDevil [X] Today, 11:27:51 PM
Flirt? This is love

Aurora [X] Today, 11:27:28 PM
Basically Why are you trying to flirt with her anyway

TheDevil [X] Today, 11:26:27 PM
Well this is awkward..

Aurora [X] Today, 11:25:50 PM
LOL no and I'm not going to say who she is

TheDevil [X] Today, 11:24:38 PM
So... This is not hannah

Aurora [X] Today, 11:17:37 PM
Why are you mentioning Hannah xD

TheDevil [X] Today, 11:16:25 PM
Filthy animal Hannah, can't say I don't like it

Aurora [X] Today, 11:14:54 PM
Nah, things will be rough. Like the hatchet getting shoved up your ass after I hit you multiple times with it

TheDevil [X] Today, 11:12:58 PM
Okay, but be gentle

Aurora [X] Today, 11:09:26 PM
Hmmm yes

TheDevil [X] Today, 11:08:52 PM
Hmmm maybe

Aurora [X] Today, 11:07:58 PM
No how about a hatchet

TheDevil [X] Today, 11:07:17 PM
With a whip and I'll consider it

Aurora [X] Today, 11:06:11 PM
Can I hit you with a hatchet

TheDevil [X] Today, 11:05:27 PM
Okay just sit quietly, I will be gentle

Aurora [X] Today, 11:04:31 PM
No I'm trying to watch a movie brah

TheDevil [X] Today, 11:03:52 PM
Shh just close your eyes

Aurora [X] Today, 11:03:21 PM

TheDevil [X] Today, 11:02:02 PM
Love you

Aurora [X] Today, 11:01:53 PM

TheDevil [X] Today, 11:00:54 PM
No hanz

Aurora [X] Today, 10:59:44 PM
Aka obvi

Aurora [X] Today, 10:59:36 PM
Well no duh

TheDevil [X] Today, 10:59:15 PM

Aurora [X] Today, 10:59:03 PM
Just say who you are O.o

TheDevil [X] Today, 10:58:05 PM
If that mouth is open for a reason, may I make the move?

Aurora [X] Today, 10:57:43 PM

TheDevil [X] Today, 10:57:30 PM
I don't know Hannah, who am I..

Aurora [X] Today, 10:57:10 PM
LOL who are you? xD

TheDevil [X] Today, 10:56:36 PM
Always got your mouth open you, filthy girl

Aurora [X] Today, 10:55:25 PM

TheDevil [X] Today, 10:54:25 PM
Hey beautiful

Random/Funny Jokes

Written by StylezZ

Joke 1: I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."

Joke 2: kaaaaboooom [X] Today, 10:32:44 PM i refuse to go bungie jumping i came into the world because of a broken rubber im not leaving because of one LMFAO.

Joke 3:The word "Boob" is the Perfect word. The B looks like a top view of them, the 2 Os look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. perfectly engineered!

Joke 4:A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."