Welcome To The New Round

Written by Joey


New Round

Written by Joey

OK something new and hopefully i can put together for you all once a week'ish.
I will think of a relevant question to ask who ever is the current Boss and Underboss of all the family's that are alive at the time of printing. of course you can chose not to answer my message and therefor go down in the times as no reply.

Today question?
New Round New Start
Your the Boss/UnderBoss of a Family, can you put into a sentence your plans for the round and your family?

Enchanted Illusions.
Boss TwisteD.
My targets are you take all jacks fam members and make a strong fam ?

Underboss Inspire
My plans for the family is too make the enchanted illusions well know and as strong as possible. Plans for my account are too hit level 50 and avoid making any enemies.?

The Council.
Boss Jack.
My plans are to stick around till the last day of this round, with the help of my LOYAL and TRUSTED member i will hope to accomplish this. This doesnt mean that wew just gonna sit here and rank and do nothing the whole round. Might have a poke at some families down the line, but for now its just happy ranking and stocking

Undrboss None

Unnatural Selection.
Erm, well my plans are to make sure i have a decent bunch of people together in 1 family, have fun and take no shit. Usual rules apply!

Underboss Hyperion.
We just want to relax and have some fun, Is what the games for after all ?

Mucca Mad Boys.
Boss CrazyKid.
I dot have an underboss, it's jus me alone, jus want me to the most respect and want my fam to be the best one, I can't trust any1 to be in my fam coz they probz take all fam bank and fuck off, that's about it 8)

I forgot to say that I did trust one dude, then my fam was threatened and apparently all fam members were going to get killed, so I had to Kim him ?

Underboss None.

Panthers Elite.

Boss Carolina.
No reply

Underboss SilverBullet.
As Under Boss of Panthers Elite, Plans for the round: We must prepare for possible wars by earning millions through businesses, extortion and gambling and be the last family standing.

. Boss PHX.
hopefully get the best members we can and make it together though the whole round and do well

Underboss None

Boss Dexter.
Metaphor time!
I wish to plant a seed, help it slowly grow it bigger & bigger by the day until it become a prosperous, strong plant with loyal leaves, a strong stem & solid roots, eventually growing spreading everywhere and engulfing the whole game in a dark forest =]

Underboss Giovanni.
No Reply

Dolan and Friends.
Boss Dolan.
Well, as of now I'm just trying to find and recruit loyal members to expand the family, and hopefully grow into one of the top families.
Thanks ?

Underboss None

Boss Clyde.
It not my family so ask Tyler ?
Underboss None.

Los Zetas.
Boss Sicarius.
I'm sorry but i cannot answer this question because i'm holding this family for someone, then i will be VIP so i do not know what the plans are.

Underboss None.

Guess The Gangster

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We all know this one %]

First to inbox me with this gangsters Gangster Nation name wins credits!


Message TwisteD with your answers please!


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Enchanted Illusions
The Council
Unnatural Selection
Mucca Mad Boys
Panthers Elite
Dolan and Friends

Theres your fam's!

But which ones will still be here next week!

If your recruiting and want it putting in The Times message Twisted or Joey

want a tip don't sleep you'll be able to do 1000 rank points like tom jones!

Why Chlidren Should Not Play GN

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You asked why didn't you ? this is why (knife) <<

We are about to embark on an adventure that will make your eyes go (fishslap)

Zaki: memba you said you watch porn whats the best video you've ever seen ????

AmazE: Your 12, I won't tell you that :unsure:

Zaki: is it the one were some men piss in a ladys mouth? *)

AmazE: wtf have you been watching ?


^ ^ ^
Your child after a 3 day ranking session!


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New Round Yes ?

Why not a new profile!

(LupiX) is currently makin a few he will discuss prices depending on what for your after

for example check the profile "TwisteD"


Female Hormones

Written by Joey

Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men twelve bottles of beer each. The scientists observed that 100% of the male test group gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive.

No further testing is planned.

The Readers View Counts

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Quotes from the readers!!


Omex : ye man crazykids on crack

Lostello : cod told me not to tell anyone that he's back as destruct, so can you put it in the times please <3

due to the ignorance of players thats the only responce we received (no!)

JoeyJays Joke of the Day

Written by Joey

Quinny wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the GNsville Phonebook and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers."

So Quinny calls the number, and TripwirE the retired Gangster and now the GNsville gorilla remover Lets Quinny know he'll be over in 30 minutes.

TripwirE arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," Quinny asks?

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

TripwirE hands the shotgun to Quinny. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"

Yes another Useless Page

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Ok we can't write without people sending in ideas. You think the sun dosn't get info sent in ?

if you have any gossip
or any idea
which fams will wipe which ?

Who will hit 50 first?

Who will die first ?

Who will fuck their fam over first ?


W**ker OF The Week

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Why not have a bit of banter ;q;q

Wanker of the week would be me sir, I spent 80 quid talking to my GF who was in spain, only to realise that it cost me jack shit from my contract phone < Owned.

Wanker of the week goes to ------------------------------------ Chronikz for having a shit name!

got to be xphx lol

Gangster Nation Awards

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massive thanks to "Plainy" for organising the GN awards but theres your winners, if your not on here your shit bro 8)

Player of the round - Infidel
Ranker of the round - Ladypurr
Killer of the round - Infidel
Family of the round - Panthers Elite
Boss of the round - Infidel
Under boss of the round - TiaMaria
Biggest Suck up - Rey
Most Helpful - Akasha
Worst Killer - Rey
Biggest fuck up - PHX
Kill of the round - Infidel on PHX
Worst player of the round - Rey
Most Annoying - Wayne
Picture Maker - Roulette
Best Username - CunnyFunt

Thank you

Written by Joey

If you have any GN scandal or gossip Or anything you would like to announce in the times, or just have your say then please message me with your news.

The more info you guys give me the more i can write about.

And if you like what you have seen then remember it will only get better so please vote for TwisteD as your editor

thanks for reading.

and remember we're watching you