Joey's Back

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GN News

Written by Rodney

Hi all and welcome the Times with me Joey, I was planning on starting up again with the GNTV but due to some difficult times in the real world i for now will just write something up.

So what's been happening in the new round so far lets try and do a quick run down.

First killed on Day 3 was my own son GanjaLad, killed by Romeo who hid his kill points so no one would know who killed him. Unfortunately the fool failed to hide his medals.....doh......

The highest kill so for goes to Artorias killing a rank 16 Vortex, unfortunately i don't have any other info on why or stuff, so if anyone wants to let me know i can let everyone know ;q

And before you all tell me higher ranks are Dead i don't care about CSing.

So top gangster at the moment is Poseidon and respectful rank 36 not bad going keep it up long way to go yet. And with Didi in second spot at rank 33 that puts The Council out in front, so come on the rest of you ?

Ranking Fail

Written by Rodney

You have reached level 15 (Car Thief), $75,000 was rewarded to you for your good work.

WOOP WOOP copy this and whack it main chat................not one...........not even somone on the gratz train...............oh hang on..........no just a mentor swap.

and this is how you feel now lol
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Ask the Family

Written by Rodney

Welcome to Ask the Family.
This is the bit where i ask all the Bosses and Underbosses the same queston and see what they come up with.


Today question?
Day 14 of our new round so how do you see things going for you and your family so far, and what are your plans for GN Domination?
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Inescapable Lies .

Boss Sorex.
I think things are going well for me and the family, However we do not intend to try and dominate so i am totally unsure!

Underboss champion
I was born a Champion.

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Notorious Lyons.

Boss dexii.

Underboss Mandez.
Hi joey, At the moment mine and Dexii's plans are to be a good steady family with strong members. Our goals will to be a respected family. We are not out there to try become a powerful squad and we are not out to try be the best. I think this round will be interesting as most families out there will not want to have the same outcome as last round.

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Xquisite

. Boss Mickey.
I see are family holding up to the rest but its only day 9 so anything can happen.As for one family dominating the game I can not see that happening like it did last round.

Underboss Minnie
No Comment 8)
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Legion.

Boss LegendDon.

Undrboss NotoriousBIG
no comment

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Angry Fuckers.

Boss Angrybird.
Hello beautiful, Family so far is going pretty well, mostly calm but a few are getting trigger happy :lol:, Domination wise, we shall see ?, whatever happens, happens ?

Underboss Scotty.


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The Council.

Boss Didi

Underboss Jack.
Play like we always have.?

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Renegades Unite.

Boss Carolina.

Underboss chaos.
Sorry man...haven't been around much. No comment right now.

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Darknight.

Boss Darknight.

Underboss .

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Perverse Perception.

Boss Dirk.

Underboss Aine .


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Please not i failed to ask all the bosses and Under-bosses as they changed and moved befor i got to print.

Also i am looking for some good questions to use for this so any suggestions please do say so.

JoeyJays Joke of the Day with PHX & Son.

Written by Rodney

A few days after Christmas, PHX was working in the kitchen listening to her young son ZombieNation playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and ZombieNation said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
PHX went nuts and told ZombieNation, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, ZombieNation comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and PHX heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
PHX hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As PHX began to smile, ZombieNation added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

Blast from the past

Written by Rodney


This was from a much earlier issue of The Times back when The Firm was best family on the game

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Mens Rules

Written by Rodney

At last a guy has taken the time to write down this all. Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

2. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

3. Crying is blackmail.

4. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

5. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

6. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

9. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys..

10. If something we said can be interpret in two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

11. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

12. Whenever possible , Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

14. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

15. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

16. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

17. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, cars, bikes or games

18. You have enough clothes.

19. You have too many shoes.

20. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

FootNote

Written by Rodney

If you have any GN scandal or gossip Or anything you would like to announce in the times, or just have your say then please message me with your news.

The more info you guys give me the more i can talk and write about.

And if you like what you have seen then remember it will only get better so please vote for Joey as your editor

thanks for watching and reading.

and remember we're watching you
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