Ok no need to panic the Editor is back

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No GNTV this time around but normal service will resume shortly, if in doubt Blame the Great Storm on 2013

Things That Make You Go Hmmm

Written by Joey

"Are you as bored as I am?" read backwards is the same sentiment, just one is introspective.

Grapes explode when microwaved.

If you search "askew" in Google, the content of the browser will tilt slightly.

If you search "Zerg rush" in Google, you play a mini game

As time goes by, humans are becoming less and less empathetic. Today, we care about others 40% less than people in the 1980s did.

I shall now end with this:

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JoeyJays Bookies

Written by Joey

The Bookies

Hi all and welcome to our family we are the bookmakers. Some of you will know how this works and some of you wont so this is a run down on how to make a bet with JoeyJay's.

Step 1, You send Joey a request to bet on what you want to bet on.(can be anything i can find the correct odds for, boxing, tennis and football is a favourite)

ie, Chelsea to beat Hull city 2-1

Step 2, i will check the odds ect and send these to you with the max bet i will accept on this(i have to make sure i can cover it)

ie, 10/1 max bet $50,000 potential return = $550,000

Step 3, You send me the cash to make your bet with a message saying what your bet is.

ie, Erby has sent you $50,000 cash (following a 10% tax deduction from $40,000).
The following reference was attached: Chelsea to beat Hull 2-1

Step 4, If your team wins send me a message and claim your winnings.



Terms and conditions
if you send me any money without first checking odds i will send you back your cash minus a small handling charge less tax.
please not the above example is just that an example
any winnings is only payable to the account that made the bet, so if you die tuff.
terms and conditions are subject to change as and when they need to
always read the small print

JoeyJays Joke of the Day

Written by Joey

Akasha was making a breakfast of fried eggs for Joey her husband.

Suddenly, Joey came into the kitchen.

"Careful," Joey said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!

TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

Akasha stared at Joey. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

Joey calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

ladies bookies

Written by Joey

JoeyJays Ladies Specials

X-Factor


X-factor Next Elimination

Have a flutter on who you think is of the show next.


Sunday night is Elimination night
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Ask the Family

Written by Joey

Welcome to Ask the Family.
This is the bit where i ask all the Bosses and Underbosses the same queston and see what they come up with.


Today question?
Day 80 Family's have come and gone already but and now this far in we only have 5 family's a couple with over 20 members, what in your opinion would make it more of a privilege to be in a family.
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The Cartel.

Boss PhizZenT
not sure to be honest, maybe if there was a lower limit than 30 members in a family

Underboss Chaos


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Retribution

Boss Bricky
No Comment

Undrboss Rainbow

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Le Alibratori

Boss Joey
Its a bit odd answering my own question:lol:
But i think we should have Less members and more family spots, ie 15 max members and 15 family's.

Underboss Donshaw.
id say selective recruiting picking people you know you can trust keeping it more tight knit

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4
Renegades Unite

Boss Walker
I think that people should earn the privilege to be in a family by gaining trust with the Boss/Under boss.

Underboss LadyPurr

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5
Excrement

Boss Prolapse

Underboss .

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BloodZ

Boss CactusFknJac

Underboss Snowball.
only accepts from family and friends

i also had an answer from someone who does not want to be mentioned.

I'm not sure privilege is the right word as it is already a privilege to be accepted into a family.
Incentive comes to mind, A family needs more incentives and benefits and protection.
To me, it is far to easy to drop the Boss and UB and the family exist no more. Not much of an incentive there.
What I don't like is when Administration starts taking things away. I use to encourage family members to vote
for family bullets as I would match it then distribute, that to me was a privilege in belonging to a family, that no longer exist.
I think the first thing we need to fix is how easy it is to kill off a family. There would be more families if it weren't so easy to kill them off.
Possibly program it that all the VIP's have to die before getting to the UB then finally the Boss. Allow only a certain amount of VIP's per family members.
I made another suggestion in game forums where one could hire body guards.
I think if a family is more protected then it would be more of a privilege to be in one.

Controversy In The Soprano's

Written by Joey

It's been a bad few days in The Soprano's

Horridhenry was made a VIP member without all of the VIP's permission, although their rules are that ALL VIP's should agree to anyone being promoted to VIP.
Horridhenry stole $26,000,000 from the family bank, which then upset a few family members with Rapid leaving the family in disappointment and Joelev2 quitting GangsterNation and donating close to 200,000 bullets to the family, resulting in his boss Alex killing him. The $26,000,000 that Horridhenry stole, was then made back with a very nice donation from Snakebite.
Alex has said that Horridhenry had lied about who he was, and that this will never be able to happen again. Hopefully The Soprano's will be able to bounce back from this
Today, Day 66, Soldier dropped all of the businesses in the family and killed Bloodmiles.. and then died in Somebody's Backfire

Unfortunately, since then, The Soparano's family has all gone their seperate ways.

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Chat spots

Written by Joey

br comedy in main chat

[12:23:19 PM] <Bricky> That's classic and should be put in the news
[12:23:07 PM] <Bricky> Where's Joey when ya need him
[12:23:01 PM] <Skull> what?
[12:22:58 PM] <SMOKY> hahahaha
[12:22:53 PM] <Rapid> sorry
[12:22:47 PM] <Skull> why u laugh rapid
[12:22:14 PM] <Rapid> ?
[12:22:07 PM] <SMOKY> kk
[12:21:48 PM] <Skull> then i will be weapons
[12:21:37 PM] <Alex> nope
[12:21:05 PM] <Skull> if im weapon is there a chance i will die?
[12:20:44 PM] <SMOKY> wat you wanna be protection or weapon
[12:19:25 PM] <Skull> im there nw smoky

Chat Spot..

Written by Joey

[10:38:25 PM] <bwackjack> lol PhizZenT that face looks like its singing i dream a dream?

[10:37:07 PM] <PhizZenT> ?

[10:36:45 PM] <Danny> when i mot her out she sings i dreamed a dream

[10:36:12 PM] <Danny> shes fit

[10:36:10 PM] <Danny> mate

[10:36:04 PM] <Ricky> Danny your Dp ewww

Competition Time..

Written by Joey

Ok, i will do a competition.. it is an anogram, unscrabble these words message me your answer. each person only get's one guess.

The prize is $1,000,000 BUT, if its guessed correctly within an hour of this paper being released, the prize will be $2,000,000 :o

Unsrabble this : Twelve plus one

Good Luck ?

Thank you

Written by Joey

If you have any GN scandal or gossip Or anything you would like to announce in the times, or just have your say then please message me with your news.

The more info you guys give me the more i can talk and write about.

And if you like what you have seen then remember it will only get better so please vote for Joey as your editor

thanks for watching and reading.

and remember we're watching you
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