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GN News

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Well what has been going on in the world of GangsterNation? The Gambino family died, Eli and Scarface being killed, no idea who killed them as no one will tell me! So if anyone does know then you can message me!

My second point of the GN news is the whole Rey (Kingyy) Situation! Well lets have a look at who’s died in his backfire since he had £40mill put on his head after extorting FineNDandy and not giving his money back,

-Z0mbiENatioN
-HellRaiser
-iRodz
-TheOneIloveX

So yeah, 4 kills in backfire in a couple of days. The player to finally kill him was LeinaD of Daniel backwards, but his 40million was short lived as he died 19 hours later!

Also, the more notable killings over the past few days are CatWoman, clearly her Law Degree hasn’t done much good again, and Mania

Plainys Video of the issue

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So yeah, my video the much loved part of the times by me because it means I can watch loads of cool videos and decide what’s going in. Well watch this to the end, well about half way through until you get the dude on his phone!

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If you want to enter a video, then all you have to do is message me!

Interview Time

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Well its that time, I’ve just got in my office, hung up my duster and cowboy hat. Slapped my feet on the desk to chill out and there is a knock on the door. Well I was wondering who the hell could this be? I’m trying to watch the football. And there he is at the door, LeinaDD, soaked in blood. Wondering what the hell is going on? Lets find out in Plainys GangsterNation interview.

Plainy: Hi there, how are you?

LeinaD: Good thanks, you?

Plainy: Yeah I’m good thanks, I’m a bit antisocial, and have no idea who you are? So I was wondering, how long have you been playing GN?

LeinaD: Haha you always seemed it..

And longer than most people think I have

Plainy: Why do you have your name backwards for?

LeinaD: It's my username for a lot of online sites, gambling sites, gaming sites, all sorts
Generally, Daniel is always taken - logic told me to reverse that shit

Plainy: Are you a Vulcan?

LeinaD: not that i know of

Plainy: Surely you should know? Vulcan’s have pointy ears, telepathic and have green blood, do you have any of these traits?

LeinaD: Well.. i have none of those traits
If i was telepathic spain would be beating portugal 2-1 and winning me a few hundred quid, but that's looking unlikely

Plainy: Well we’ve gone slightly off topic. Lets get back onto GN. So you killed Rey, was it personal?

LeinaD: You can't be personal when you're shooting a 14 year old, it's just mean!

I shot Rey, because Rey shot Irodz, and I'm not scared of an old lady and her family. (HI LADYPURR)
It was thought that PE kept sending bullets to Rey, so i just overshot and made sure he died.

A bit later, PE got one of their lackey's to shoot me (who shot 230k+ at the minimum). So i felt pretty honoured

Plainy: Personally I wouldn’t care about shooting a 14 year old, but then I’m the sort to steal sweets from babies. Did the $40million bounty come into any of your decision making?

LeinaD: Not in the slightest, though it did allow to me have a good gamble afterwards

Plainy: What has been your favourite kill in all your time on GN?

LeinaD: Well this round, Angrybird shot 25k at me because he lost all his bullets to me in lotto, so that was bitter-sweet

Plainy: Well that was a rather silly thing to do! Any more targets for this round? or are you starting to wind down now?

LeinaD: Ermmm, tbh i'm not really one thats too bothered whether i'm shot or not

I just stay loyal to my family, and rank up until someone pisses me off

Plainy: Well that’s always an admirable quality. Well its time to wind the interview up now with 5 random questions!

1) Have you ever slept in a shed?

LeinaD: Not in a shed, nope!

Plainy: 2) What colour underwear are you wearing?

LeinaD: Blue and green

Plainy: 3) How many dogs can you walk at the same time?

LeinaD: One, they annoy the absolute fuck out of me otherwise

Plainy: 4) What is the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?

LeinaD: At a family gathering, i was in the garden with everyone, i was just chilling and i tripped up, faceplanted and a full can of pepsi went all over me

Plainy: 5) What is your sexiest feature?

LeinaD: My girlfriend is sat next to me, and she said "all of me"

Plainy: Well I feel kind of sick now, icky moments aren’t for good reading! Thanks for your time, its been fun!

LeinaD: Not my fault I’m hot as fuck.

Cheers!

What The Fuck?

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Profile Rating

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Well, who’s profiles going to be rated today? Well its Crowbar. So first off lets see how were going to be rating his profile:

Profile Content
Picture Quality
Music
Plainys Opinion

So, to see his profile click on his name! Crowbar

So lets get rating!

Profile Content - Well he has text, a video (music of sorts) and pictures, everythings there that I would ask for in a profile even if its abit random 3/5
Picture Quality - Looks like theyre stolen from the internets 1/5
Music - Never heard of the song, or the artist. But I kindve like it. Rather funky! 4/5
Plainys Opinion - My opinion? Needs work, find a good picture maker to make a quality picture and it would get pretty much top marks 2/5

So that’s gives him an average of 2.5/5

If you want your profile in the next edition of the times, message me as soon as you can and it will happen

Gibb's Rules

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Probably my favourite show on TV, NCIS, these are Gibb’s rules. Yes there are repeats of some rules and are a lot of rules missing, but these are the only ones that we know about at this moment in time. Hopefully more will become available some day! But these are my rules that I live by on GN (from now anyway)

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.

Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.

Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.

Rule #3: Never be unreachable

Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself.Second best? Tell one other person - if you must.There is no third best.

Rule #5: You don't waste good.

Rule #6: Never apologize — Its a sign of weakness.

Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.

Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.

Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.

Rule #10: Never get personally involved on a case.

Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away

Rule #12: Never date a coworker.

Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer.

Rule #15: Always work as a team.

Rule #16: If someone thinks they have the upper-hand, …break it!

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

Rule #27: Two ways to follow: First way, they never notice you, — second way, they only notice you.

Rule #35: Always watch the watchers.

Rule #38: Your case, your lead.

Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence.

"The 40's are for Emergency Use Only!"

Rule #40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are.

Rule #44: First things first. Hide the women and children.

Rule #45: Clean up your own mess.

Rule #51: Sometimes — You're Wrong!

Plainys GangsterNation Tip

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Cracking the safe

So, cracking the safe. What is the best way to crack a safe and when is the best time to do it.

Well I have 3 methods of cracking safes.

1) Use my notepad when travelling to buy bullets to note down the day and what the safe is between, that way you can crack multiple safes at the same time

2) Be greedy, travel to a state with a high amount in the safe, and then start cracking it all on your own!

3) Use your family, tell them where you are and what you’ve got the safe down to, then agree a 50/50 cut with whoever cracks it. 2 heads are better then 1!

When is the best time to crack a safe? Clearly when there is a lot of money in the safe! Don’t be silly and don’t try and crack safes with no money in them, much more worth it for 800k +!

Gaming Setups

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Hello, Welcome to the Gaming section with me. Hooch!.

Today i was messing with my PS3 and a thought poped into my head, "I bet some people on GangsterNation have some good gaming setups. So when i got on i messaged Savior and he agreed. So here it is!

I will be running a little competiton, all you need to do is send in a picture of your gaming setups! there is ONE rule; It must contain either your GN page on a screen OR a sign with your username on it such as a piece if paper.

Here is a example; which is my not so good setup. All i have is my PC and PS3, Im sure yours are much better!

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To enter send your images to me, Hooch!. I will announce the top 3 gaming setups in the next issue with a winner who will recieve a special prize!

Thats it from me this issue but remember, HOOCH IS CRAZY!

A Word from the Ediitor

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Well, its time for me to say thank you to my 2 minions, Tyler and Hooch, thanks for your help and your wonderful articles. One day I will be doing hardly anything for the times and I’ll have a team of people to do them for me as I’m getting lazy! (I Hope)

If you want to have a go at doing a couple of articles for me, then message me!

Thanks for voting for me, keep voting and keep playing.

All messages welcome to do with the times!

Cheers x Much love

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