Illusion Of The Day
Take a close look at this picture for 3 seconds and work out what it says...
This picture says two things good and evil. If you read it as evil you are an evil evil if you read it as good you are a good person.
Mrs.Infidel comes to visit her son, Infidel, for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Ainey.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how nice Infidel's roommate is.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Infidel and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Infidel volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Ainey and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Ainey came to Infidel saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Several days later, Infidel received a response email from his Mama which read:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Ainey, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them-a desire, a dream, a vision. They have to have the skill, and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill.
Somthing from the old style of the Times for you all, remember all if you spot somthing send it to me and i will add it ?
[10:10:29 AM] <stopracism> on gn
[10:10:20 AM] <Infidel> get on ya bike
[10:10:14 AM] <stopracism> how do i go to town
[10:10:10 AM] <Infidel> manchester
[10:10:04 AM] <stopracism> were
[10:09:53 AM] <Infidel> and a shovel
[10:09:47 AM] <Infidel> bring some lube
[10:09:40 AM] <Infidel> ya can, meet me in town 2am
[10:09:21 AM] <stopracism> cant we not rob grave yards anymore
Thank you all for watching and reading, hope you enjoyed it.
I know on this occasion i wasent voted in but hopefully you liked it enough to maybe vote me in as your editor