Time Traveling Escapades

Funnyness

Well lets get straight to it again, this time were including external conversations!

Sirisian (zac) turning?

» » » ? ? ç « « « says:
*OHHH
*guess what
*today
*i bought cheap toilet roll
*::\
Matt says:
*lmfaooooooooooooo
» » » ? ? ç « « « says:
*and i accidently poked
*myself up the bummm
Matt says:
*bet you went
*oouuu

Room needed!

[22:43:23] <CaptainCuthroat> *crys for more*
[22:42:56] <Phantom> Bones Benjy*
[22:41:59] <CaptainCuthroat> *bends over*
[22:41:41] <Phantom> Bend over then b*tch!
[22:41:30] <CaptainCuthroat> give it to me
[22:41:03] <Phantom> so am i...
[22:40:53] <CaptainCuthroat> im waiting
[22:40:41] <Phantom> ill shag you

And my youtube video, I’m running out of these now!

Time traveling, things I do for an interview?

Once upon a time, I found a lil’ time travelling ship thingy ma-jig! And I thought, F#@k it, I’ll go back in time, and see the most un-hairy caveman that I’ve ever seen, he even had the ability to speak English! What a smart caveman, well whilst talking to him, I admired his sexyness, got a lil’ turned on, and thought why not? I think I should interview this badboy!

Warning, X-rated content may follow

Plainy: Hi there Mr Caveman how are you?

Caveman: Im very well thanks mr plaino

Plainy: so whats it like being a hairless caveman?

Caveman: Well it is very cold in the winter, But the good thing i get to show off my body

*Plainy likes it to admiring the view

Plainy: How do you keep warm at night?

Caveman: Well i have to find a warm blooded creture to cuddle up too

Plainy: Well I’m alone tonight and I think its gonna be a cold one.

Caveman: Well you need to come to the cave and let me cuddle you

Plainy: I would very much like that, thank you! So come on, tell me where did the name Caveman come from?

Caveman: To be honest i love Captain caveman the cartoon, They should bring it back i think

Plainy: Yes, I remember that from back in the day watching it before school, was ace really, do you own a club?

Caveman: Oh yes i do

Plainy: How big is it?

Caveman: Very

Plainy: is it good for smacking people with?

Caveman: Yeah a couple of people have a bang on the head with it

Plainy: Well when I come for that cuddle in your cave, perhaps you could show it to me?

Caveman: I could show you alot more than just my club

Plainy: Like what?

*Caveman looks down

*Plainy looks a little shocked and swiftly moves on

Plainy: Onto more GN related conversation, do you enjoy being a boss or was it more fun being with Fantomex in the immortals?

Caveman: to be honest i go wish that i was still in The immortals sometimes when stuff gets me stressed

*Plainy here’s his phone ringing, answers it and its his uncle thanking him for the teddy that he bought for his new baby cousin

Plainy: Moving back onto the interview thing, Why the name the cave?

Caveman: Well that question should go to all the ladys on gn that have been to my cave, Its dark and adult kind of stuff happen's

Plainy: Just ladies?

Caveman: For the times yes

Plainy: Got a few fun either or questions, lets go then. Terri or Plainy

Caveman: Plainy

Plainy: Pizza or garlic bread?

Caveman: Garlic bread

Plainy: Gay or straight?

Caveman: OUCH!!!! On the fence

*Plainy makes a note of his phone number and slides it across the desk

Plainy: X-factor or strictly?

Caveman: X-factor of course

Plainy: Last one, bullets or money?

Caveman: Bullets

Plainy: Give me our 5 best players on the game at the moment!

Caveman: Plainy, soze, Me aqz and eden

Plainy: Now, as a new section to interviews, I’ve decided to include pictures, have you any that I could use?

Caveman: The boxer one

*Caveman hands over a picture

Plainy: Well that’s all we have time for. Thanks for your time!

Caveman: Thanks for your time mr plaino, And dont forget to pass by The Cave if you know whats good for you

And ladies and gents, here is that picture:

Kidderminster Harriers vs Luton Town

Kidderminster harriers vs Luton Town, a great gate, the highest this season with nearly 3000 fans turning up 1000 of which were Luton Town. I took my usual standing area, by the big flag, and was rather excited and looking forward to the game to begin.

Was a rather boring first 10 minutes, both teams trying to impress infront of the a great Aggborough crowd, on about the 12th minute, the harriers keeper kept out an impressive shot from just inside the box, with some great distribution to the right back Courtney, and the a 60 yard ball, that Steven Gerrard would have been proud of, pin point onto Matthew Barnse-Homers chest, span on the spot and volleyed the ball past the Luton Town goal keeper.

Minutes later, the Town keeper pulled off the save of the match, with a header from Brian Smikle, goal destined, and turned around the post with a marvellous finger tip save. Within minutes, Chris McPhee was on the attack down the right wing, to be completely taken out, by a reckless challenge. Which resulted in a red card for Jarvis on the 41st minute.

With 4 minutes added on for the first half madness, a ball to Robbie Matthews upfront, who turned his man and was one on one with the keeper, the keeper slid in for the ball, and Robbie Matthews appeared to hop over the keeper, and might’ve just about caught him, and was dismissed for stamping. After viewing video evidence it appears nothing happened, and the Ref bottled it with 900 plus Town fans chanting Off Off!

End of first half. 1-0

The second half, Harriers just did not have it, after an on-slaught of balls in the box, shots at the keeper, it was inevitable that Luton Town were going to come level, as Harriers just seemed to switch off and try and deflect the on rushing Luton Town. Then on the 76th minute, what Harriers fans had been expecting and dreading, Luton Town drew level, which a sweetly stuck volley which went over the keeper into the back of the net, perhaps the keeper could of done better. With this Luton seemed to get an extra boost of confidence and went onto win the game comfortably, 2-1 with a 90th minute winner.

Full time 1-2

Plainys Man of the Match: Dean Bennett

Lack of GN News

Really, if you think about it since Thursday’s issue only two things have happened. One being Erby shooting at The Immortal members, and being fed money by a mysterious source. And the other Kiryu shooting people. Woop.

Well Erby has died about three times in the past two days, and lil’ old Kiryu has died once, I think? But yeah, that’s it. Wonder if anything else is going to happen any time soon?

Whats up?

Good evening, it’s Saturday night and I’m writing the times, not much has happened but a promise is a promise and I will inform you of all the lil ins and outs, even though nothing has happened really? But never mind! Lets see what I’m gonna include today:

-The none existent GN News!
-A time travelling escapade to talk to Caveman
-Guess the baby gangster, this one WILL be funny! And a bit embarrassing as she doesn’t know about it
-Full match report on a game of my choosing
-And the funny stuff! Not much I don’t think so we’ll find out

Think that’s about it, after all that thinking, and eating <3 Maccy D’s

Guess that G

Hihi, guess that gangster time, so who we got today, for those who don’t know, last weeks uber cute picture was that SaMB, wasn’t he cute when he was younger? Well I gotta say he hasn’t changed abit tbh. Same hair, same nose, same cheeky grin, oh he has a great smile :’ )

This weeks Gangsta, is an intresting one. Someone sent me this picture, she doesn’t know about it at all, and now shes gonna be embarresed because it’s a damn good photo haha! So lets see:

A note from the editor

Well, firstly, over 100 votes all to myself, thanks so much, next week I will hopefully be editor again, looking good though really! Lets hope I get all your votes again next week, and Halloween week, because I don’t know if you can remember, 2 years ago when I wrote the times we did a little competition. A Halloween competition, where the person who had the best Halloween costume won. And I want to do it again!

So carry on voting, carry on reading, and I hope you enjoyed it again!

And can I ask a favour, if you see anything funny in chat, or in private messages, send it to me so I can include it, its hard finding it on your own really! Cheeeers guys!

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