Reading Issue #96 - Select Another

Two Feet in the Grave

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So whats going on?

Hihi, last night was fun wasn’t it? Even robbed a quote from Joey himself said in chat for the title! I have stuff to actually write about and I am going to be completely unbiased about it all! Anyway that will have to wait!

Right so what do we has for you today?

-GN News
-A very special announcement from a very proud Mother and father.
-The funny stuffffffff
-And guess the gangster, today we’re rolling back the years with a baby (ish anyway) picture. Awwwwwww

Well lets hope you enjoy todays issue!

GN News

Last night? Where do we start? A rather silly affair in my honest opinion. Lets start from the top, how it happened. Roughly at some random time yesterday whilst I was at work, Spliff shot at Kuniva and killed him. The reason apparently was because Kuniva scammed folk, but he insists to me that he did not scam anyone in a quick question and answer last night! Viveros found out that he shot at him, and quickly retaliated, and killed Spliff.

Normally that would be where it ended, but due to a lack of communication, 1phycoho shot and killed Viveros after receiving the witness statement, what any loyal member would do when someone shot. And it all escalated from there. About an hour later, Fantomex received an event, Joey has struck first, shooting and dieing in backfire. Roughly five long minutes later, Erby made the same mistake shooting at Soze, and died in his backfire. After a few more kills, which I cant be bothered going through as some were as meaningless as Evilmonkey, and a few Right hand men later, Smiffy also shot at Soze, and again died in the backfire.

Later on that evening, when all was quite, even the GangsterNation mouse, Firnari was killed and so was courtesy killer, Firnari Backfire wasted by trizmo, and finished off by pitbull. We still yet have no idea what happened to Courtsykiller, he just dropped down dead I’m guessing?

So what happened today then? Mackem did! Mackem got bored. Oh dear? Last time he got bored he shot at LaFamiligua last round, so what did he do this time? He shot at The Last Stand, killed both boss and the right hand man without breaking a sweat. Lets just hope he didn’t do a Viveros right after eh!

Well that’s it guys, I will inform you on anything else if anything else happens!

From a Proud Mother and Father

So, who are these strange people? Eden and JoeyJay! Basicaly Elayna is running away, flying from the nest, being insane and not sponging off her parents anymore, and joining the Royal Navy joining HMS Raleigh for nine weeks of basic training.

On a serious note, this probably the proudest moment of Joey and Eden’s life, yes they are equally as proud of each of they’re sons and daughters, but such a momentous decision and a momentous career of protecting her country, family, friends and finally her Queen,

We wish her all the luck, and The Gangster Nation staff, Times folk, and players will be proud and wish her all the luck that she deserves.

The bits you may have missed

Well lets just basically get to it eh!

Fantomex being a perv!

[20:53:56] <Fantomex> pics?
[20:53:49] <Sirisian> im goin for teh showerrr

Aine’s great realization:

[21:45:05] <Aine> =[
[21:45:01] <Aine> i am apperently
[21:44:58] <Aine> haha
[21:44:50] <Aine> im not completely stoooopid =]

Aine’s great OC:

Your recent Organized Crime has passed! The team got away with $364,000. Your 25% split ($91,000) has been passed to you.

CourtesyKiller’s obvious question:

Sender: CourtesyKilleR Time Received: 07/10/09 22:00

so ur nt killing me or u r lol

Message sent at 07/10/09 22:00 by Fantomex:

well your still alive x

Message sent at 07/10/09 21:58 by CourtesyKilleR:

r we at war still matt ?

And the youtube video of the day:

Guess the baby gangster!

So what have I got for you today, well this picture, when it was sent to me, I went, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW”

How camp eh? Well lets have a look at this lil picture, or this lil man!

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What are the rules?

-I can not let you enter the competition if I want to
-You only get one guess!

And what do you get if you win?

-500k and abit in the times for the next issue!

And how do you submit your own picture?

-you simply message me!

And remember, guesses are on my profile

A word from the editor

So whats this from me then? Well I want to thank you all for voting, keep them coming in.

And I hope you enjoyed the times this evening. Thanks my lovelies!

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Thanks to the editors of this issue:
Fantomex