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Did they or Didn't they

Well Gn took a turn last night. Mike has programmed a "scripting thingymeboob" (his words not mine). With this new program he found some strange activity on more than one account.

When Scarlett was approached for a comment on the goings on, Scarlett replied with, "i understand that joey but when i open my mouth it does`nt come out right its so frustrating tbh"

One of the personel involved in the issue were unavailable for comment at this time. we will endevour to keep you posted on any comments made.

Mike has made the following statement for public release.

- we stand by our actions, but will not be unfair towards those players because others wern't caught
- the game did have a certain vulnerability (that all browser based games have) and is now mostly protected apart from a few pages still to be done (the protection in place is not in any other browser based games as far as we know)
- captcha (script check) has been removed as it now does hardly anything to protect us with the new protection in place
- the game is now more safe against cheats who do not play the game properly
- all in all, we've done a lot of work this round to fight against cheats we've had since 2005, this is just the first public appearance of it

Did they or Didn't they.

GN News

Eden fired at

<Eden> You have been fired at You have been fired at by mussels in Colorado. You fired back and killed them. You now have their location on record if required.
No details of this attempt at Eden's life has come through as of yet, if anyone has any details then please forward them to the editor.

Rank Race


Eden - the rank race has complete This weeks rank race has complete, you came in position #2

Scarlett - the rank race has complete This weeks rank race has complete, you came in position #2


Car Theft

Smiffy today found himself a set of keys to a nice shiny bentley mk vi, he just happened to find the keys in the owners pockets.

JoeyJay's Joke of the Day

Deano walks into a bar wearing a Newcastle Top and carrying a little dog that also has a Newcastle Top on with a little Newcastle Baseball hat too. Deano says to the bartender, "Can my dog and I watch the Newcastle game here? My TV at home broke and my dog and I want to see the game."

The bartender replies, normally, dogs in the bar would not be allowed, but it is not terribly busy in here, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there is any trouble with you or the dog, I'll have to ask you to leave.

Deano agrees and he and his dog start watching the game. Pretty soon the Geordies goal and the little dog jumps on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.

The bartender says, "Hey, that's cool! What does he do if you win a game?"

Deano answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."

GN Odd Spots

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Updated Family Members Handbook

DRESS CODE
It is advised that you come to the hideout dressed according to your payout. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $2600 Amani suit, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

SICK DAYS
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to the crimefactory.

PERSONAL DAYS
Each Family member will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or members of your family. Every effort should be made to have non-family members attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where your involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

RESTROOM USE
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a strict 3 minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the family forum under the "Chronic Offenders" category.

LUNCH BREAK
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our family. We are here to provide a positive member experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation, and input should be directed elsewhere.

Have a nice week!

THE BOSS/RHM

Gangster in the Making

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