In the Dark, Order is preserved.

Kane has a hard day in the office

In a dark corner of the Nation Arms was a solitary man having a quiet beer to himself, after a long day working for Exodus collecting the protection maney from local business's. Kane likes nothing more than to sit drinking a Guinness.

The bar had a few people in it drinking to the end of the working day, celebrating a new deal they done, and just some intent on drinking a whole bottle of scotch to themselves.

In the booth next to Kane was two people quietly talking to themselves, but he did notice that as there bottle was getting emptier they was getting louder and louder.

Kane over heard them Dissing his boss Eden, he wasent very happy about this and went outside to make a call, he spotted the two on his way passed. They were the Boss and UnderBoss of Dark Order, Giuseppe and SevenChance.

Not being able to get hold of Eden, DonMafia was in the office when Kane called. Don knew what had to be done and the orders were given to Kane. Then without question or thought of his own safety, he walked back into the bar finished his drink. Took out his Tommy gun from the violin case on the chair, walked to the table where Giuseppe and SevenChance were sat and unloaded the whole cartridge into them.

Walking out he throws a wad of cash on the bar with a simple message to the lanlord, "sorry about the mess".

JoeyJays Joke of the Day

CamPoe was an old mobster. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this morning, or are we ready for a bath, or are we hungry?"

Old CamPoe had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, CamPoe had breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his bed side stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill for testing. The juice was apple juice. So .. you know where the juice went!

The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today .." At this, Old CamPoe snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."

The nurse fainted ...! Old CamPoe just smiled!

DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!!!!

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Joey's Words of Wisdom

1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound the make as they go flying by.

3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

7. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

8. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

9. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

10. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

11. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!"

12. My Reality Check bounced.

13. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

14. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

15. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

16. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, 'cuz, like to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

17. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

18. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

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A fekete kez Family page

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jsut a bit on A Fekete Kez you may wanna put in the times .

Basically the meening of AFK, A Fekete Kez is Hungarian for The Black Hand who famousolout assasinated Franz Ferdinand although many say the group were serbian it was belived that they were hungarian and plotted to assasinate there leader, we chose this name as somehting new and our logo represents the black hand assasins of which we named it after.

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