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Ok i tried something different and it didn't work, so back to what i know and like doing.

Thank you once again for voting me as your Times editor.

I have seen alot of people in chat this week with critisism for various Things in regards to the times especially the last edition i did. why do some people alway see the bad in things?

One person actually explained to me what was wrong with the look of it, and i found out that if you are using google chrome, like i am, you can view the issue fine. But if you are using FireFox like i know alot of people do, the words are all size 6 from a certain point.

So my thanks to SaMB for acually talking to me about it, instaed of telling me how crap it was via main chat.

GN News

rank race

Last weeks rank race was won by Napalm with 5,924 rank points, bagging himself a nice 25 credits. Congratz bro


Organized Crime

4 Daring raiders managed to organize them selves to a massive 2.4 mill each in what is believed to be the largest OC so far this round.
the team lead by Mackem, with scarlett as driver and Eden, the forth member has not been found out at this time.

Car theft

Soze has had his pride and joy stolen from outside his local pool hall, his 1948 Chevrolet Sedan. Show winner in the "Arnt flames red catagorie".

The Cure for shyness

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Tequila.................: Leave Shyness Behind!

GN Odd Spots

Nomak Missed

[21:22:01] <NomaK> You have witnessed Fantomex kill EpicaL in New York. You now have the killers location on record if this interests you (see the "Kill" page). bullshit the 1 time im offline and get plainys WS

and not long after i was sent the following convo

Message sent at 21/09/09 21:23 by Fantomex:

i traveled right away

had a funny feeling you'd get it tho lol

Message sent at 21/09/09 21:22 by NomaK:

You have witnessed Fantomex kill EpicaL in New York. You now have the killers location on record if this interests you (see the "Kill" page). looool i was offline good job woulda been to tempting im sure

JoeyJays Joke of the Day

During a visit to the mental asylum, Disturbia asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

Well, said the Director, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.

Oh, I understand, said Disturbia.

A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

No said the Director, A normal person would pull the plug out.

Do you want a bed near the window?

Failed

A fekete kez Family page

by Aneko

you send it to joey ..please ive added to it ..poker can do his bit when ever

this time round ..A FEKETE KEZ ..are a new family our approach to this round has been built on old family values ..but ..thats not to say that we havent had our teething problems.. but with old and new members pulling together we are hoping to get rid of the Lf reputation ..and move forward in a positive way.. lafamilgia are gone and will not be coming back

A FEKETE KEZ are aiming high this round we want to be known as a good fair family who if need be sort out any challenges that might arise ..no one can predict the future but we are hoping this round we gain a good reputation i also want to add most of all we want you to have fun ...
..if your interested in joining this family please feel free to message and at some point we will get back to you ...

Thanks Aneko

Any new news or Gossip

If you have any GN scandal or gossip Or anything you would like to announce in the times, or just have your say then please message me with your news.

The more info you guys give me the more i can write about.

I hope you all have enjoyed reading the Times and remember Vote for JoeyJ to be your Editor.

Thanks for reading.