Gangster Nation Makes the papers

PUPILS ‘WERE TOLD OF MASSACRE PLOT’

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A BRIT pupil obsessed by an American high school massacre used one of the killers’ names as he plotted an identical atrocity in the UK.

Teenage misfit Matthew Swift used the alias Eric Harris when logging on to play a violent internet game, a court heard yesterday.

Harris was one of two former students who shot dead 12 pupils and a teacher at Columbine High School in Colorado before turning their guns on themselves.

Swift allegedly adopted his identity whenever he played web game Gangster Nation, where players carry out crimes for virtual cash.

Jurors heard yesterday how Swift told one classmate he could not wait to leave school as he was “going to come in and shoot everybody up”, adding: “Mates will get it first.”

After a tip-off from a girl, detectives arrested Swift and his best pal, loner Ross McKnight, 16 – convinced they were planning a deadly bombing spree.

Obsessed by Columbine killers Harris and 17-year-old Dylan Klebold, the Brit pair plotted to blow up a shopping centre near their homes in Denton, Gtr Manchester, it was claimed.

Then they allegedly planned to kill pupils and teachers at nearby Audenshaw High School, where they both studied, on April 20 this year – the 10th anniversary of the US carnage.

Both boys deny conspir-acy to murder and plotting to cause explosions.

Yesterday at Manchester Crown Court, former classmates of 18-year-old Swift revealed how his behaviour scared them.

Emily Dutton, 18, said she had attended a birthday celebration in April 2008 with Swift and 10 friends.

She told the jury: “He said he couldn’t wait to leave like the rest of us. He said that he was going to come in and shoot everybody up.

“We both just kind of went silent. I said: ‘What, even me?’ and he said: ‘Yeah, mates will get it first.’ I just kind of laughed it off.”

Philippa Knowles, 18, said pupils saw a film about the Columbine massacre at the 1,200-pupil school.

She added: “When I came out I was quite upset about the victims and Swifty said: ‘Look at the people who did it’. He seemed to sympathise with them.

“He said: ‘Think about the gunmen as well, about what they must have been going through.’ ”

She said that when she told Swift in December 2007 she was buying hydrogen peroxide to treat an infection on a belly-button piercing, he asked her to get him some as well.

She said: “He said he wanted to make a small explosive. He assured me it was nothing harmful. But I didn’t want him to get hurt, so I didn’t.”

The case continues.

Get Well soon

Sender: Eden Time Received: 03/09/09 15:37
I would like to wish Angel a speedy recovery from her gn fam Exodus x

gn news

report by EdenBeam

ok sum it up real quick


in the wee hours of the night when all the gangsters were sleeping a few were awake and killing.....
EdenBeam Makes the first family of the round and within minutes of joining Exodus GanjaMan fires at Bunsy only to fall in her Bf then comes back for revenge as SexonLegs to fire repeatedly at bunsy till she finally quit moving then imedatly he gets on a plane and goes to neveda to the hideout lfcchrisft9 and pops a few shots through the door killing lfcchrisft9 instantly.

first rank race of this round
[22:00:46] <Eden> This weeks rank race has complete, you came in position #1 with 16,312 level points earnt. As the winner you have received 43 credits as the prize.

[23:03:04] <Junior> This weeks rank race has complete, you came in position #2 with 10,560 level points earnt.


Eden had internet trouble
during the week eden and joey had a small internet problem, managing to find a signal on the emergency ranking dongle only when located in the garden. Eden set up a ranking center complete with outside heater and lantern,captured on camera by a passer by.

Ask Mick

odd spots

odd spots

not many sent in this issue in fact only one, if you spot anything odd or something funny said in chat then please forward it to me for publication and public humiliation


Sender: Raz Time Received: 30/08/09 19:56
Next times paper.

This guy is an idiot lol

[19:54:58] <LoLKiD> mike r u mike?

Beer Troubleshooting Chart

SYMPTOM - Feet cold and wet.
SOLUTION - Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM - Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
SOLUTION - Glass empty. Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM - Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
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SYMPTOM - Mouth contains cigarette butts.
SOLUTION - You have fallen forward. See above.

SYMPTOM - Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
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SYMPTOM - Floor blurred.
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SYMPTOM - Floor moving.
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SYMPTOM - Room seems unusually dark.
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SYMPTOM - Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
SOLUTION - You are dancing on the table. Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM - Beer is crystal-clear
SOLUTION - It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up. Punch him.

SYMPTOM - Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
SOLUTION - You have been in a fight. Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them

SYMPTOM - Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
SOLUTION - You've wandered into the wrong party. See if they have free beer.

SYMPTOM - Your singing sounds distorted.
SOLUTION - The beer is too weak. Have more beer until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM - Don't remember the words to the song.
SOLUTION - Beer is just right. Play air guitar.

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