Reading Issue #74 - Select Another

Nothings happened but I'll have fun anyway!

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Whats going to be included?

So Plainys back again! What are we going to be included in today’s issue? Well a few things really, I’m going to trial a few new features and see how they go. So lets find out what were going to be reading.

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GN news – including the latest of whats happened on GN, how ever big or small!
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Brand new competition, called create the caption, more on that later on in the issue
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Another new feature, if it hits off I will include it in every issue, GN use to have a vote system, I will be recreating that in my own way. So a brand new GN vote
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Future features that will be included
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Funny quotes from chat

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And to finish everything off, an interview with Crushe

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So I hope you enjoy it!

GN News

So what’s been going on in the hood? Well apart from all the scamming, nothing really. There have been a few notable deaths over the past two days. The biggest one was Newbasaurus being taken out by ImADoucheBag, who then took the cowardly way out, instead of dealing with his actions and played on Russian Roulette, failed and died.

Shortly afterward, he came back as WTF, and in a truly weird and unloyal act he stole from his own family, all of there money. Lets hope this will be a lesson not to trust everyone on Gangster Nation!

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Another piece of news for you, Rage is currently recruiting. You need not have any experience on the game, just the will to sit in a family and do nothing to try and get them some more businesses!

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In other news! Bruza aka Resistance has taken it to another level, stealing $85 million from El Gamberros. Perhaps this will be the best scam of the round? Only time will tell until someone, probably Bruza, does it all again. This will surely affect the family for the time being. Lets hope they can get it back and learn there lesson and get some pay back, other then just sending Resistance 72 disrespect points. Bruza doesn’t care who he offends, what he says, or who he kills; he just loves it, don’t you?

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BREAKING NEWS- A family has been taken out. Untold Legends have recently been killed. More information will be available as it comes, and published to you by myself. But for now a new family has been made, Monster, seriously, original name but what has it got to do with anything, should it be plural or something as there’s more then one, how can you call a family monster? Its just an awful name and seriously, just WHY. WHY I ASK WHY!

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Another news update! Monster has recently changed its name to Oblivion. At least some people have some sense!

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Lets hope something exciting will happen before my next issue *wink wink hint hint*

Create the caption

Create the caption, what an idea I said to myself whilst thinking about this last night. Well I’d just like to congratulate and thank InseTTe for having a beautiful baby girl. And this leads on to our create the caption.

Well, lets get on with it then, what you have to do is message me with what caption you think would suit the picture. Easy as that? Well the best caption will win 500k and will also be included within the next Times issue, with there caption on the picture in question.

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So message me with your attempts!

The funny stuff from chat

SO whats been said in chat the last few days? Well lets have a look shall we at what you may have missed that is must read material!

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[18:09:46] <Frog> incase you see how small your penis is ?
[18:09:25] <TheBrickLayer> i tend not to look down

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[23:25:06] <Rusher> Your backfire has been set to 5,000bullets.

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[16:37:16] <Bigchief> all this anal talk is making me hungry brb

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[12:15:02] <Staff: Trivia> To answer, type /t (your answer) without the brackets. Question: What is a whale's penis called

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Unfortunately that is all I have gathered, so I am once again going to ask for your help! What I need you to do is help me find more of these lovely funny comments! Message me when you see one and hell yeah, it’ll be posted with your name along side it. Wooo

Whats planned?

So what else do I have planned? Well lets have a look shall we!

Ok, I want to have a great interview with some of the best players on the game, hopefully a few will agree with me and let me torture them for an hour or so, whilst I spend all my time making them look silly.

Also guess the gangster will be back for the next issue, hell yeah. But what I do need off you is a picture to use in guess the gangster, so if you’d like to be involved send me a message and we will see if I can arrange it!

What else may you ask? Well hopefully more from what you’ve read tonight/this morning/this afternoon for the lazy folk. And maybe, if I can get all your votes for next week as well we will have even more brand new ideas, that I keep coming up with and all sorts of fun!

The Vote

Oh wow, a vote! How is this going to work? I hear you ask. Well it will work with a lot of difficulty and all sorts of lovely fun. This is just a trial, nothing may come off this vote, its generally for my interest of what the users of Gangster Nation think, and maybe even write a bit more about it!

Todays question is:

Should scamming be allowed on the game?

You answers are the following:

1) Yes, scamming is part of gangster life
2) No, It ruins the game

To register your vote, all you need to do is message me with your vote, and then I will register it. The results will be posted in the next issue of the times!

Thanks

Interview time: Crushe

As planned, and I knew I’d convince her to do it for me, I have Crushe as my first interview back! A little bit about Crushe if you didn’t know much, shes boss of La Familigua, has ranked to near the top twice, and perhaps runs one of the better families on the game. So what more could learn about her? Well I have no idea, so shall we find out?

*Plainy walks in, yawns and sees Crushe sat there twiddling her hair

Plainy: Good Morning, and thanks for agreeing to the interview. How are you?

Crushe: morning and good thanks, hows you?

*Plainy Sighs

Plainy: Apart from my trousers just falling down and treading in dog crap getting the washing in, all good thanks.

Right onto it then, how did you get into gn?

Crushe: I signed up to kill my son

*Plainy Notices that evil look in Crushe’s eyes and decides to hide behind a cushion

Plainy: How long ago was that?

Crushe: 4 rounds i think , i was in t7c

Plainy: Did you enjoy it in t7c?

Has it influence you on how you run your family now?

Crushe: yes I loved the members I got to know , something’s did I suppose as I watched a lot but I was just having fun and learning the game then… never thought about being a boss

Plainy: Nice, so for the new bosses out there, what do you think it needs to take to run a family?

Crushe: loyal members tbh members who you can count on and listen to each other’s opinions without it resulting in 10 paces at dawn ,also respect...

Plainy: is there anyway you think you could improve your family?

Crushe: theres always room to improve in a family and strive for the best but im proud of LF and its members...

Plainy: If someone wanted to join your family, what would they need to do to prove there worth?

*Crushe has to dash out of the interview as a fight has broken out within her household, she returns with a bloody lip and sweating a lil

Crushe: to be loyal to us , not try to pull a fast one, we maybe women that run LF and most of its members but we are not dumb blondes either ...also be able to keep to LF`s rules ...have fun on GN and also with the family after all its a game...

Plainy: Due to an unfortunate event, you’ve had to rank twice, and you’ve ranked high both times. How do you do it?

Crushe: spending to much time on gn and cos i like to see my name on the top row

soze was selfish he could have let me rank the last 2% to 23 rank before he killed me

Plainy: Well to wrap it up, who are your 5 best plays at the moment?

Crushe: omg that’s a hard one , I’d have to say , me me me me and yes me ... seriously though you’ve asked these sort of questions before and I’ve never answered them as i think players play there own game and are all good at what they do ,so i wont answer this time either ...sorry

I’d also say "a boss’s worst nightmare duo" Bruza and dons cos once

Sorted

Well, what can I say? It’s great to be back doing this and I hope you enjoyed reading a much shorter version of the times then I usually present to you.

Keep the votes coming in, hopefully I’ll sway a few more votes with this issue, and there are greater and better things to come.

Remember to vote, stay safe, and don’t play in the road after dark when there are random men in vans driving around!

Good night, Love you all!

Thanks to the editors of this issue:
Plainy