Reading Issue #70 - Select Another

Headline Story

In what has been described as a needless attack TheBrotherhood decided to take out rival family BMC.
With info that BMC boss Boobies and rhm Badinfluence were going to be paying a visit to the Nevada race track Tbh decided to try and kill them.
Painter set off for Nevada in his Jaguar xk120 Roadstar along with Donz. icentaur and Joeyj.
They finally arrived at the race track to find members of BMC settling in to watch the horserace.
Painter was first to fire shooting at Joke.but Joke dodged the influx of bullets and fired back and killed Painter (looks like he had the last laugh]
Joeyj opened fire on badinfluence but was killed almost instantly by badinfluence;s 44 Magnum?
Icentaur reacted instantly and shot the BMC rhm dead as he tried to protect his boss Boobies from being shot at.Donz tried his luck at firing his Colt 45 at boobies but she was too quick on the draw and fired back pumping several bullets at Donz,before calmly walking over to where he lay firing a single bullet to his head killing him instantly.
Bunsy just arriving to the racetrack to find all the carnage dragged boobies away and they fled the scene to return to there Base where BMc members were given the order to shoot any members of thebrotherhood dead.
As of yet it is not clear how many lost there lives but what we do know is TheBrotherHood are no more [r.i.p]

Brotherhood;s Mistake Costly.

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Interesting facts corner

Glossary of Common Mafia Terms

Associate = Someone who knowingly works with the Mafia, but is not an official member.

Babania = Dealing or dealers of the drug heroin.

Borgata = A Mafia family (organization) made up of members who each have a specific title and responsibility.

Cleaning = Taking diversive action to avoid being followed.

Goomba = A term of respect, admiration or affection used often by members of criminal organizations when referring to each other, a mentor or an advisor.

Shylock = A person who loans money at extremely high interest rates and unrealistic payment terms then uses violence on those who fail to pay.

Vig = : A gambling term which represents a percentage of a bet which the bookmaker retains.

Wiseguy = : A member of a Mafia family.

News Desk

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Weekly Horoscope


Aries (March 21 - April 19)
A man with a large nose will attack you with a sword today, while composing free verse in archaic French. Luckily, he'll get stuck trying to come up with a word that rhymes with "l'orange", and you'll have time to slip out the back way.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Today old Beatles songs will be playing everywhere you go. Eventually this will make you twist and shout, until you work it all out.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Today you will have to take someone aside and gently explain that a "briefcase" is not actually for undergarments. Remember: you probably made a few silly mistakes yourself, when you were just starting out.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You've been a little down lately, and it's time to snap out of it! You've got to smell the roses while there's time, since you're not going to live forever. Which is good, since you're already seeing hair in funny places...

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Good day to make a call from a pay-phone in a busy place, and say (in a loud voice) "You dumped the body WHERE?."

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will stack furniture in the bathtub, today. That's just the sort of thing you would do, your friends will say.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
You will soon accidentally discover why it is that so many things "taste like chicken." It's because they ARE chickens, in clever disguises.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Today you will finally get to push the big red button! The main question is now...what are you going to do with the rest of your life? The answer, naturally, is "worm farming".

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
While cracking your knuckles today, you will be a bit startled to hear a "ping" sound rather than a "pop". That's a bad habit, anyway.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Lately you feel blessed with great abundance, as though your cup runneth over. Basically, you just need a bigger cup. You will have left-over lasagna for lunch. This is odd, because you don't remember the lasagna being made in the first place. Just one of those little mysteries that haunts you in life.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
You will attain your dream of having your own cooking show, but it will become tiresome when you have to battle your way past people dressed as chickens to get into the studio each day.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Nobody knows the trouble you've seen. Let's just hope you can somehow keep it that way!

Other gn news

In other GN news
On further news,
The bosses from the families "RaGe" and "Denied Conflict" have spoken and have decided to merge and create one family out of the two.
The new family name is still yet to be decided.


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