R.I.P Aggression

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In what has being described as a act of retaliation La Famigla high ranks shot and killed Aggression boss and rhm.
Following the deaths of LF boss and the Rhm members of this notorious family were on the war path.
Omega and Trueg searched for days to find Thecaretaker and mrblobby.
They finally tracked them down at a casino in New Jersey, where a sniper fired several shots at Mrblobby wounding him, Mr Blobby fired back killing the sniper instantly.
Mr Blobby called for backup but was met by the sight of Omega;s colt45 pointing at his head.
Thecaretaker oblivious to what had just taken place was still enjoying his round of poker in the backroom when a second sniper burst in firing at him.
Thecaretaker fired back and wounded the sniper and he then casually walked up to the unidentified shooter and pumped several bullets into his chest.With a grin on his face he started to walk away only to be met by Trueg.
Thecaretakers body was later found on the banks of the River Hudson.
SamB upon learning of his Familys demise went on a rampage killing three prominant La Famiglia members before finally being taken down by ItsMelly.
A spokesperson for La Famiglia had these words to say
Aggression paid the price for the brutal murder;s of our boss and rhm, mark our words LF are here to stay.

Onlygodknows Why

In other gn news the boss of The Apocolypse was gunned down outside the Familys race course in Nevada.
What has been described as a unprovoked killing Mastershake was tending to a fellow gangster when he was gunned down by a unidentified shooter.
Rumour has it that a rival family were planning on tking down all members of The Apocolypse.
Upon hearing this Onlygodknows who was rhm at the time of Mastershake;s killing deserted his family (in what has been described as a cowardly act by ex members) was seen taking the money out of the fam bank and fleeing Nevada in his Lancia Appia Berlina.

Interesting facts corner

Lenny McLean



Leonard McLean (9 April 1949 - 28 July 199, better known as "The Guv'nor", was a famed East End of London bareknuckle fighter, bouncer, former criminal, author, television presenter, and actor; McLean was often referred to as "the hardest man in Britain".
McLean made his name in the late 1960s and remained famous in the 1970s through to the mid 1980s. McLean stated that he had been involved in between 2,000 to 3,000 fights in his life on the streets or "cobbles", in pubs and clubs and in the ring. Many consider him the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world in the sphere of unlicensed boxing. However, there are some critics who claim McLean was nothing more than a self-promoting bully whose victories were embellished. These people are generally those he beat like Roy Shaw and those he fell out with like his second cousin, the famous boxing promoter Frank Warren, who went from boasting of McLean's impressive unlicensed boxing record to questioning it, and calling him "a terrible bully".
Adding to McLean's strongman image was his famed weightlifting ability (he supposedly bench pressed 500 pounds). McLean gained an international tough guy reputation after knocking out John McCormack, reputedly the Mafia's hardest man, in under three minutes in New York City in the early 1980s. Well known throughout the London criminal underworld, McLean was a much respected and feared figure, often associated with such figures as the Kray twins, Ronnie Biggs, Ronnie Knight, Dave Courtney and Charles Bronson. He was also well known around the London nightclub scene as a bouncer, where he often ran security. He also ran "minded" the cast and crew of television shows such as EastEnders and The Bill.
In later life, McLean branched out into acting. His most acclaimed role was in Guy Ritchie's 1998 British gangster comedy film: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, playing the part of 'Barry The Baptist'. A few months after filming Lock, Stock, McLean died of brain cancer and lung cancer. The film was dedicated to his memory.

Weekly Horoscope

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Yogurt day today. Did you know that some "natural remedies" books recommend squishing yogurt (the kind with active cultures) in your hair, to relieve dandruff? You should give it a try.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
A moth the size of a Boeing 747 will erupt from a nearby hillside today, and go off to help a huge semi-aquatic rubbery dinosaur fight off an alien attack. So what are you doing to help?

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You will make several somewhat inadviseable impulse purchases today. Fortunately, you will be able to return all of them, except for the Hormel "100 Years Of SPAM!" decorative wallclock.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Today you will happen upon a prediction by Nostradamus which will scare the living daylights out of you. As well it should, although how a medieval seer foresaw your exact name is anybody's guess.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Good day to invent an anti-gravity device. Or at least, to tell everyone that's what you're doing.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Leek soup day, today. Despite your recent tendency towards shoplifting vegetables, I highly recommend you buy a leek, not take one.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
You will write a newspaper article about the Internet today. Why not? Everybody else has.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You will be offered a chance to go on a journey soon. It sounds like fun, but you might benefit by looking up La Isla Zancudo in a Spanish-English dictionary before you pack your bags...

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Good time to be happy-go-lucky! You'll find that works out a lot better than the sad-go-accident-prone you've been trying.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Good day to use the expression "just dandy" as much as possible. Tomorrow: "okey dokey" day.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 1
You'll become part of the Formal Attire Resurgence movement. Be wary of the Casualist Party though - there's someone out there just dying to spit on your spats.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You should give your car a name, so people will be more impressed when you give them a ride. I think you should call yours "The Federation Starship Intrepid." And always do that little two-finger wave and say "engage", when you start off, of course.

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