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The Fresh Air

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GN News

Bong - And our headlines today
Bong - GN was down
Bong - Everyone was back on IRC
Bong - You got to sample fresh air


So, why, how, what happened? Gangster Nation suffered the longest down time since it started! The original story that went round was that there was a terrorist attack by the likes of Volume and Boxing Bran upon the servers (For you young kids, these 2 chaps are a bit special) they blew up one of the servers and GN was down. Oh My Days what ever next.

It was later unveiled that day that the server bill had not been payed, and the company who maintained the servers refused to reply to any e-mails that was sent to them, hence the down time!

So IRC, oh yes you was all back on IRC with the IRCers, how much did you love it? I loved it I had someone else to talk to other then Annelies all the time, which I can tell you gets a bit boring :p.

And the fresh air, a lot of you had to find something else to do over the weekend, if you have any funny stories, pictures of videos that you would like to put in then please do so!

Champions League Final

Champions league final:

Tonight, it’s the biggest match of them all, the whole season, everything. Manchester United Vs Barcelona. This match is going to be hopefully one of the least boring 1-nillers all year!

Taken from the BBC:

KEY PLAYER NOTES

Barcelona's Lionel Messi is the Champions League's top scorer this season with eight goals. However, he has failed to score against English opposition in 10 Champions League matches in his career.

If selected, Andres Iniesta will be making his 50th appearance in a Champions League match. He made his CL debut on 29 October 2002 playing for the whole of Barcelona's 1-0 win at Club Brugge.

Dani Alves and Eric Abidal are both suspended for the Champions League final. Carles Puyol returns from suspension.

Current Barcelona central defender Gerard Pique began his career at Manchester United.

Manchester United goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar will be playing in a Champions League final for the fourth time and will be only the seventh player to play in so many finals.

Van der Sar will become the third oldest person ever - behind Italians Dino Zoff and Paolo Maldini - to play in a CC/CL final.

Van der Sar, Paul Scholes, Ryan Giggs, Gary Neville and Wes Brown can all win the Champions League for the third time in their careers. Ten players have already achieved this.

Cristiano Ronaldo has scored four goals in this season's knockout phase and is joint top scorer since the group phase with Barcelona's Thierry Henry and Chelsea's Didier Drogba.

However, Ronaldo has failed to score in his six matches against Spanish opposition and missed a third minute penalty in the first leg of last season's CL semi-final against Barca.

Wayne Rooney is the only player from either squad to have played all 12 of his club's Champions League matches this season.

Darren Fletcher is suspended for this year's Champions League final

Worbex Take 2

As I ballsed it up last time, I thought id do it again, haha this time ill check the code. I do apologise for my mistake but now its time to see worbex again!

We have an interview with one of the new bosses on the block, the one, the only, the slightly gay, WORBEX!

Worbex: hello mr plain

Plainy: Hold on, I start pfft

Worbex: ok

*Plainy nods

Plainy: Good Evening

Worbex: Hello Mr Plain

Worbex: Matthew?

Plainy: Sorry I had a phone call off a VIP

*Plainy puts the phone down

Plainy: So whats it like being boss again?

Worbex: good... been a while since i've been alive long enough to be one 8-) need to get used to it though... im a bit rusty. :)

*Plainy thinks worbex is rusty at a lot of things…

Plainy: You gonna do it without cheating?

Worbex: hahaha, I wondered when this was gonna come up yes I am

Plainy: Thought id get it out of the way

Worbex: I was a naughty boy in the past, I’m not so bad now

*Worbex does shifty eyes

Plainy: How did you get to richer then ever then if you didnt cheat?

Worbex: I have.... a few credits. 8-) i had about 113mil at the peak

Plainy: a FEW?

Worbex:: errmmm ok a few hundred

Plainy: They from last round or have you been stealing peoples credit cards?

Worbex: hahaha u paint me in such a bad light. some from last round some I’ve bought myself. I’m a working boy now.

*Plainy thinks worbex lies!

Plainy: How do you still find the time to rank?

*Plainy is currently having a sneezing fit

Worbex: hmmm its not easy especially with the gf trying to steal valuable ranking time, i havent ranked that quickly but im doing ok

Plainy: Wanking or ranking?

*Plainy needs to clarify if it was a typo or not

Worbex: Ranking... she can do the wanking for me :D

*Plainy thinks he wanking is more likely

Worbex: or maybe you could plainy?

*Worbex moves closer

*Plainy is scared and moves away

Plainy: SuperioR is more up for that sortve thing, go to him

Plainy: Moving on…where is your picture of your car for the times?

Worbex: oooo glad u reminded me... i'll do it tomorrow before during or after work, maybe i could get a custom reg plate

Plainy: Jolly good old chap

Plainy: Who are your top 5 players so far?

Worbex: what? that didnt make sense

*Plainy wonders how that doesn’t make sense as he wants to get away from Worbex as soon as possible as he has weird pink writing

Plainy: who are your top 5 players so far this round noob

Worbex: Errmm this is hard…

*Plainy would make the hard joke again but already did it on SuperioR

Worbex: Mick (though my previous family will lynch me for saying so)
Owen (though everyone else will lynch me for saying so)
Christian because he helped me out a lot at the beginning
TheCareTaker, because u bum men

*Plainy would like to rubbish these rumours

Plainy: and…

Worbex:: Ibex for no other reason than i think he's brilliant... he hasn’t really done much... i just like him. lol.

Plainy: Well I’m going to be honest and say I can’t be bothered to do anymore as your boreing, THANKS WORBY BABY

Worbex: Thanks sexy

Special Annoucements

Special announcements:

Random would like to say that Hull city are in the premiership for another season

LucifersReturn is a gay whore and will sell his body for skittles, go get him boys!

The Car Show

The car show, I will keep putting this in every issue til you bother sending me photos of cars. And now I’m going to offer you an incentive. Every picture that I receive you will receive a credit, if you ask for it!

But you must have your piece of paper with www.gangsternation.net or Plainy Rocks on it and as well as that you must ask for the credit.

So on Sunday or Saturday depending on a few things, if I am still editor it will be up to you, I will be creating an issue solely for the car show, if I do not receive enough pictures I will not have the car show and it will be a normal issue. So its up to you!

Here is an example of what i want: it can be a car, your bike, chavrider or golf buggy, what ever you drive or ride!

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So lets get em coming in!

Thanks

Right guys, thanks for reading and keep on voting!

And everyone welcome back to GN and I hope you enjoyed your few days off.

I will need a YouTube video for guess the gangster, something random but funny, or a picture of yourself in crazy sunglasses!

So may I think you for reading and if you would like anything in the times remember to message me!

Thanks to the editors of this issue:
TheCareTaker