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Todays Stories


In Todays Issue we have:


Top Rank - Revealed

Blood Botherz

Josh's Dilemma

Coming Soon!!

and

Useless Knowledge

Top Rank - Revealed


New Rank, New Features and New Bonuses

I would Just like to say a huge congratulations to Akasha and Scarface to be the first two people to reach in infamous Rank 28 - Gang Leader.


New Features To The Rank.

As a ranking bonus you recieve a whopping $10million.

Congratulations, you have worked your way up to level 28 - Gang Leader. Great work, you have received a $10,000,000 bonus payment.
A worthy bonus for the people who put in such hard work and time to get up to that rank.
It takes a huge 100,000 rank points to reach rank 28, 18,000 points alone for the last rank, Rank 27 to Rank 28.



Sender Smiffy:

Hello There.
First and Foremost Congratulations on reaching Rank 28 Scarface.
I'm doing a piece in the times about top rank
Would you please list me all the benefits you get from being at that rank please
Including all what you gained when you ranked

Sender Scarface:

Some benefits for being top rank is that nice payout right there to start off. Also as we all know the higher the rank the harder to kill, which is always a plus.
Mentors at top rank now send money and bullets to the receiver of the mentor, which is great when sending to people in the family. Helps them with money, bullets and ranking.
Top rank also helps with doing Bank Robberies. Having a boss which is also top rank then two other decent ranks will help to do a shorter length bank robbery with shorter wait times.

Example of a mentoring from a top ranker.
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Blood Botherz


Blood Brotherz Cause Their Brotherz Bother
And Blood Was Shed!


It was early on Friday Morning when ONlyGodkNows was out on a killing spree leaving a trail of dead in his wake, when he walked down to the local pub to have a victory pint, when he walked into rwarbaby, they had a little disagreement from reports by bystanders, within seconds OnlyGodKNows had dranw out his anza and left rwarbaby laid on the floor, dead.

Within minutes the boss of rwarbaby's family, Smiffy, was notified.
There was only one thought flew through his head and that was Kill!

He quickly got in touch with Ellis and bububu and ordered them to join him in taking out the usurpers.
bububu searched and killed OnlyGodKnows.
Ellis took out the rhm with relative ease, which just left ShadowSnipa alone as Boss.
He dropped the family and ran, which made Smiffy's decision easier.
ShadowSnipa was run into a corner and knew then that the end was there.

Blood Brotherz, gone in a matter of mintues.

With enough blood shed in those few minutes Ellis, bububu and Smiffy went and had that wonderous victory pint that OnlyGodKnows was on his way for.

Will anyone else pick a fight with Ndrangheta?
Who knows whats round the corner in GangsterNation.

Josh's Dilemmas

Family Chat:

[20:37:17] <Josh> av lost me phone =|
[20:37:30] <Powerpuff> find it then! :p
[20:37:40] <Josh> found it :)
[20:37:49] <Josh> was in me pocket :blush:

Msn:

(2:55 PM) נσѕн (*): :| i just tried doing a crime, and ended up clicking your cp 4 times :|

Inbox Mail:

Sender: Josh Time Received: 19/02/10 23:20

Just spent about 30 mins looking for my earring, and it was in my ear :blush:


I'm Just wondering what will come next

Coming Soon!!

Sender: Mike Time Received: 20/02/10 00:53

I announce to The Times that the very much requested single player Blackjack is coming to a computer near you soon! We will then look at making it multi-player, casino style, once other things like paid work are out of the way. To start with it will just be single player though, like a lot of gangster themed browser games have (you vs the computer dealer, boring for some but fun for many!)

Useless Knowledge


Fun Useless Facts

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are you there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.

The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations."

When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

The newspaper serving Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, the home of Rocky and Bullwinkle, is the Picayune Intellegence.

It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on top of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.

The first person selected as the Time Magazine Man of the Year - Charles Lindbergh in 1927.

The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.

It took Leo Tolstoy six years to write "War & Peace".

The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.

Goodbye For Now!


Once again thanks for Reading

I hope you enjoyed it.

Until Next Time

Farewell

Smiffy and Owen

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Thanks to the editors of this issue:
Smiffy, Owen, LuckyLuciano