Contents
For Honour or for Pride?
Recent Changes To The Game- Your Say
A Drunk mans Tales
Fun Facts
For Honour or for Pride?
Recent Changes To The Game- Your Say
A Drunk mans Tales
Fun Facts
In the late afternoon of Sunday the 14th of Februrary, otherwise known as Valentines Day, Pride was sat at home with his wife and kids when he got a text from his close friend Honour.
Immediately he readied himself and bade farewell to his wife and kids before they could ask him what had been said.
Once outside he instantly rang Honour back to confirm the details without his wife knowing what was to happen.
Pride met up with Honour in Downtown New York City, where they both walked down to their local run down bar, to wait for their targets to appear.
TonySoprano and BloodMoney, the Boss and Right Hand Man, of the mafia family R3ckl3ss, walked through the door, and instantly had Prides Anza pointed at them. Before anything else could be said Pride pulled the trigger and wiped out the pair of them, before Honour could pick which one to shoot.
The blast had caused such a disruption to the small rickety building that it collapsed on top of them, killing innocent bystanders including Disturbia, W1ck3d and Sw33tHeart, as well as crushing themselves under the weight of the building.
RIP All 5 of you, innocent or not Life ain't that simple
[04:00:57] <Mackem> Owen was fay
[04:01:04] <Mackem> and did a poop
[04:01:09] <Mackem> then a wee
[04:01:11] <Mackem> on the loo
[04:01:15] <Mackem> 
[04:01:24] <Mackem> cos he used to wwesrr nappeid
[04:01:43] <Mackem> but nowe hses gtpwn owuut of nappeod
[04:01:52] <Mackem> so he uses the tolitles
.... quite a touching story i think we can all agree *Owen wipes the tear from his eye*
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva. For example, if strong-tasting substance like salt is placed on a dry tongue, the taste buds will not be able to taste it. As soon as a drop of saliva is added and the salt is dissolved, however, a definite taste sensation results. This is true for all foods. Try it!
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself
Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Dogs have four toes on their hind feet, and five on their front feet.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
A c**kroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only mamals that can't jump.
Starfish don't have brains.
Polar bears are left handed.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33
The First guy i spoke to was sat in a mirror with an erection and had this to say:
Message sent at 15/02/10 00:43 by Decade:
Prison is the best thing on GN atm 
Apart from me being cool 
The second guy, an old man who had given up on life had this to say:
Message sent at 15/02/10 00:49 by Josh:
i hate these sorta questions 
To which i responded:
Message sent at 15/02/10 00:50 by Owen:
i hate your face! 
The next guy had alternative issues... GET A TISSUE 
Message sent at 15/02/10 00:55 by Sparky:
i like the look of the new prison although it does seem to make ranking in the low ranks a little simple.
what i would like to see though is an editor who has time to put into the times, the reason i have taken my name off is because i dont have the time to make the issues. i know smiffy is busy and believe that he should consider handing it to somone who does have time.
Then Finally i ran across a guy who didnt lick windows ... much
Message sent at 15/02/10 01:10 by Hidden:
hello this is my opinion for the times,
the new prison is great and makes ranking that little bit quicker
what i would like to see is some of the old things that we used to have on kills like:
setting backfire to twice amount of attacker
to stop backfire wasters
when you kill the player not only get their money but their remaining bullets as well
Another thing you could also have is when detectives come back with state also how long till they can travel so if your doing a few kills you could possibly wait for them all to come back
In summary the opinions of people was ... 'meh'
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Thanks to the editors of this issue:
Smiffy, Owen