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Blood Sweat Carnage

After a night on the town Suther received a phone call from a friend explaining there was mass disrespect coming his way from all members of the GN world. Most of all from the illustrious Sean. After finding that Sean had been bad mouthing him all over the place Suther hit boiling point, instead of going after Sean he set his detectives after Dons and Zodiac to basically piss Sean off. Not his smartest of moves considering both Dons and Zodiac are highly respected and highly stocked gangsters. Unfortunately one of Suther's detectives happened to be a good friend of Aeden. After a few notes changed hands Aeden knew the location of Suther. Vsop was also on the trail but was told to hang back and 'clean up' if things didn't go according to plan. Happily for Aeden, Suther was in such a rage he didnt notice Aeden's black Bugati Veyron approaching with the nozzle of an Anza poking out of the drivers side window. It was precision shooting, Suther took little damage to the body but multiple shot's to the head. In all the commotion Aeden saw red, instead of doing as he knew he should and go into hiding for a while, he decided to keep his Anza warm, in a blood bath that lasted almost 2 hours Aeden had shot up most of GN, bodies were scattered like crisp rappers along the streets, and before long he was the top killer with 53 kill points, far ahead of any close rivals. Whilst still going for kills Aeden made his way towards a bullet factory at the end of town to restock, as he pulled up Jamie was leaving with bags full of ammo. It was clear straight away that Jamie was stocking to kill Aeden but there was nothing he could do as he had no ammo left. Jamie slaughtered him with enough ammo to kill a small army. After he had killed he stole the Bugati keys and drove off, little did he know that planted in the car was a tracking device that was also located inside Aeden's dead body, when Jamie had driven 6.66 miles away from the corpse the Bugati self exploded and sent parts of Jamie in 101 different directions. nobody knows why Jamie made that kill, and nobody knows where most of his body is, what we do know is, slowly but surely things and starting to get real interesting.

Blood Sweat Carnage

Jokes - Topic of the Issue = Irish

How do we know that Christ was Irish?
Because he was 33 still lived at home thought his mother was a virgin and she thought he was the son of God.

An IRA man shows up at the pearly gates and St. Peter comes out to greet him. St. Peter takes one look and says â€œI donâ€™t think you can get in here.
The IRA man says â€œWho wants in? Youâ€™ve twenty minutes to get the

!@ out!

Seamus do you understand French?
I do if its spoken in Irish.

An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins.
Her Husband demanded to know who the other man was.

You Cant Be That Dumb

Below are some answers that A-Level students gave in the 2008 Exams, this is no joke, these are actually the real answers they gave.

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One For The Lads

The one and only Jessica Alba.

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Thank You Once Again

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