Reading Issue #133 - Select Another

First Family Falls

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Rage's Demise

The Gangster Nation has only just kicked of a new round and already trusses and peacefulness has been swept away. As we have come to expect the start of the round was a happy time for the bosses of our local bullet factories. After the usual 5 day warm up period some unruly gangsters had there moment of fun, new comers to the gangster world were soon fleeing for there lives, while the older more experienced players let there BF do the talking.


After a conference meeting in the new Nandos just outside California, the new families were agreed, some old faces again took there chance to be at the top while some new ones decided it was there time. Everything was set, everyone knew there land, there properties and there rules, but rules to some just have to be broken…..


Sean one of the head figures of the notorious Rage stood alone at the old phone booth south of town having a private conversation to The Cave’s Vsop, about a drug deal taking place the week after. All seemed normal, the thought of a fam take down this early in the round was in nobody’s mind, that is apart from Jerico’s. As Sean stood babbling on he had no idea that walking very calmly towards him was Jerico with what can only be described as a deranged smile on his face, without hesitation he unloaded a whole clip into Sean. Next he did something nobody with a sane mind would, he didn’t run, he just sat there next to Sean’s body until Vsop arrived, stranger yet as Vsop released the safety on his Anza Jerico simply chuckled and threw away his weapon. After Vsop had smoked him he made a call to Crutz, telling him that he was now head of the once famous Rage gang. Romeo had caught wind of all of this and decided it was his chance to show all GN gangsters what he could do, without a moments hesitation he travelled to Crutz’s penthouse apartment and sprayed just over 10k bullets all over the shop, Crutz’s body was found in the bathroom with multiple gunshot wounds to the body and a toothbrush hanging from his mouth. While on the war path Romeo thought he would finish the job and made his way to Roman’s drug factory. Just as Roman was pulling of from the factory car park Romeo arrived, a gun fight took place but due to the unexpectedness of the situation Roman was unprepared and was taken pretty easily. After speaking to an informant I have within the local police department I have been told that “Romans face didn’t look too bad, just a shame his body wasn’t attached”. Romeo was later found dead in one of Pompeia’s local apartments, from what can be told he received a witness statement off one of Pompeia’s kills and thought he would try his luck, unfortunately for him 3rd time wasn’t lucky! So there it was, the first fam of the round to disappear, who knows who will be next, I am sure people are already loading there Anza’s and speaking with Detectives, but for now we will all just have to strap up and enjoy the ride!

Optical Illusions

In my last issue of the times i had a section for optical illusions, people seemed to quite enjoy these, so here are a few more to tickle your taste buds on.



The first one is verrrryyyy weird if you ask me, all you need to do is start at the black dot in the middle and watch what happens.


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This one just makes your eyes hop all over the page, just look at one of the symbols and then look at another one, simple but good


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Last one for now, i like this one as its rather simple but does make you think, basically all you have to do is work out how many legs the elephant has.


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Jokes - Topic of the Issue = Husbands and Wives

A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."



Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.



Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful



One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!

Guess Who

In the below picture there are 2 kids, the little boy in the pic plays GN NOW and has done for some time, so who is it ?????? send me a PM with who you think it is and all the people who answer it correctly (only get one guess) will be published in the next times.


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One For The Lads

The one and only, Kate Beckinsale.


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Happy Birthday Gangster Nation!

Just a little bit to say Happy 5th Birthday to GN, January 25th 2005 was the start of this great game. Since then a lot of things have changed but it has only got better, as always a big thank you too Mike and all the other admin staff for all of there hard work which has given us the chance to make friends and have fun.


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Thank You

Firstly can i just say thanks to everyone who has voted for me, secondly please keep voting, i will only get better, its not as easy as Joey makes it look lol. So just bare with me and i will do my best


Thank you too Heartkiller for the great pic at the top, much appreciated

Thanks to the editors of this issue:
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