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IceBreakers and Garden of Eden were all out on the town on there Boxing day celebreations. Both family's enjoying a good old pub crawl in the same area of GNsville.

Garden of Eden were all in the lounge bar of one of the pubs, Icebreakers was in the saloon area of the same pub. With both Family's being extreamly loaded with alcohol, tensions were high and small arguments were breaking out all over the place.

Thinking all was safe icebreakers settled down in there side of the bar when GoE left. What they didn't realize they only left to go to there Mobile Van armory. GoE armed them selves with there weapons of choice, and in a drunken frenzy burst into the saloon bar and opened fire killing several members including the Boss and RHM of the family.

Icebreakers Zelda and Lightning armed only with there sidearms managed to fire of several rounds towards the direction of there attackers killing ArmanduS and Jugggernaut.

Police CSI team put together what they believe to be the events of the attack.
AlcoPop-killed Lightning
TinT-killed zelda
sick-killed missclaus and TwoGunTi4
sean-killed rastaman
ArmanduS-died in zeldas bf
Jugggernaut-died in Lightning bf

Police have stated that it was a miracle that no on else in the bar was killed as the bullet count was to many to count, and tha damage done was beyond repair.

The Bullet holes could be seen from the outside of the building.

Ice Defrosted in the Garden

Best Pic maker Competition

To all you budding picture makers that would like to be considered for picture make of the round, i have a proposal for you all.

Send me a image size 550 by 650, with out your names on them, i will publish them in the times numbered and take votes on what picture the players like the best.

So you need to come up with a competition piece. Hope you all enter into the spirit of the competition an send in your work.

good luck all.

I Love My Tattoo

New Section for you to participate in.

Send me a pic of your Body Art, and let me publish it to show everyone, you can be completely anonymous if you like.



And i will award a prize for any outstanding work upon verification of the artwork

JoeyJay's Joke of the Day

LittleMissCheeky went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Ok said the receptionist, and sent her in to see him.

When LittleMissCheekytold the Doctor he was Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, LittleMissCheeky, but you’re 39 years old. Are you sure you need birth control pills?”

LittleMissCheeky replied, “They help me sleep better.”

The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”

LittleMissCheeky said, “I put them in my daughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”

Blonde Cooking

Sometimes being a blonde isn't easy, especially if you're cooking...

MONDAY
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.


As a disclosure i would like to add that not all blondes cook in this manner some do get it right, and this can also applies to some brunets as well.

Seriously WTF!!!!!!!

I saw this and just wanted to share it with you

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